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What in the fresh hell is this
Big fan of us when we send a club banger dtf, especially on with the lyric "in my body parts" and "in every shart"* #melodifestivalen #melfest

*I know it's "in every shot," but that is NOT what it sounds like
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Jag älskar att vara skåning så fucking mycket!!!!!!!!! #melodifestivalen #melfest
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This country is so deeply unserious and I love it #melodifestivalen #melfest
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Abolish. ice. 💔
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Dang, Göteborg, u pretty
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Poetry lol #FuckSD
Jimmie Åkesson till akuten efter olycka i hemmet – Kvartal
Sydde ihop ögonbrynet.
kvartal.se
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
In case anyone is curious, it's session 1 and they are talking about Minnesota and Renee Good in Göteborg...
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 AM
This is fun 🤠
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The US government murdered a nurse today.
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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He was legally observing
He was helping other legal observers
He was helping other potential victims
He was not brandishing a gun
May Alex Pretti’s memory be a blessing
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
lol
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It literally never gets old seeing this right outside your house www.sydsvenskan.se/skane/norrsk...
BILDEXTRA: Norrsken över Skåne för andra dagen i rad – skicka in din bild!
Massor med läsarbilder – se dem här!
www.sydsvenskan.se
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
In 2004, Gavin Newsom tried to glad-hand me at the exit of the Montgomery BART station. My reflexive reaction back then is what everyone's should be to that sweaty, desperate little edgelord today: "Ew, no!"
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 PM
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Anyone else going to the Göteborg Film Festival or Drama Vision? 👀 #gbgfilmfestival #filmmakers
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
New autobiography dropping:

Trying to Make a Website in 2026: I Am Going to Kill the Internet -The Jessica Forbes Story

😤😤😤😤😤😤
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My family always gives me shit about how many locks I put on my ebike, but today I went to the grocery for like, 10 minutes ,and some asshole cut my cables when they realized they couldn't steal the whole bike 😖
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 AM
KEXP is playing "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. which will always make me remember two things.
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Harrowing
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I can't stop thinking about Boners.
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
The irony of Ebba complaining about being involuntarily undressed 💀
Busch: ”Blev ofrivilligt avklädd”
Energi- och näringsminister Ebba Busch (KD) kommenterar nu att bilder av henne manipulerats med AI på plattformen X.
www.sydsvenskan.se
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM