The old ways 😌

Sorry buddy! Sending a Care Bear stare from the north in your general direction 🌈 ❤️💛💚🩵💙💜🧡🩷 🌈

It is, but I'm not allowed to point it out. She, like all Swedes, is irate at the suggestion that her English isn't perfect 😤

I imagine standing on the side of my answer as it runs, cheering it on.

These things only exist for people that feel like they are one purchase away from a totally different, better life. Instead of, you know just, making a totally different, better life already.

I am largely comprised of mole, tortas, chapulinas, and memelitas, now 😌

Didn't fall into it the second time I went swimming there, so that's progress!

"Frenulum Tears" didn't sell well. Not sure why 🤪

"Arguing With Colin Powell About the Price of Internet," "Falling Into the Waterfall in Thailand Didn't Kill Me, Neither Will Being Kidnapped by Pirates," and "I Know Something Embarrassing About Like, 30 CEOs, They Better Not Fuck With Me 😇."

Speaking from a country with a operational "Moderate" party, their policy positions are always akin to Regan-era Republicans but with the xenophobia, racism, and homophobia of the far-far-right party spackled over with the THINNEST veneer of plausible deniability. 💁

I used to record company phone tree messages with the no-voice lol

As a serial voice-loser, it's my duty to inform you that, while it sucks ass, there's a moment coming soon where you'll be on the mend and have the BEST voice for either Amy Winehouse or 80s rock karaoke 😌