Urban Richard Simmons
@winwhite97.bsky.social
Big, black and mean faced.
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
Me? I’m considering an open relationship.
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Me? I’m considering an open relationship.
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Some people meditate. Some people journal. Me? I’m considering a threesome.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Some people meditate. Some people journal. Me? I’m considering a threesome.
Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26
In ‘25 I’m gonna be saying “oopsie” (facetiously) a lot
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26
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December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X
Happy Turkey Day!
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November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy Turkey Day!
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X is back working guys, come back!
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
X is back working guys, come back!
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ll be back in a few days..
Y’all know what I want.
Y’all know what I want.
a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ll be back in a few days..
Y’all know what I want.
Y’all know what I want.
This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!
Sorry to bring stan mess from that app to this one, but this is the one that really made me roll my eyes. Quoting something from 2012 with something from 2024 in current day … for what reason? lol what’s the flex here? What’s the dig? And why now? Like??
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.
You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.
a cartoon of a skeleton in a dark forest
ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton in a dark forest
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.
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Can y’all come back to X
August 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can y’all come back to X
Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion
Based on what your career is, what would your super power be?
For me I’d say mine would be shape shifting, transfiguration or casting glamours.
For me I’d say mine would be shape shifting, transfiguration or casting glamours.
February 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion
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Y’all still talking about cheap groceries
January 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Y’all still talking about cheap groceries
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nobody:
air & fire signs:
air & fire signs:
January 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
nobody:
air & fire signs:
air & fire signs:
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