Urban Richard Simmons
@winwhite97.bsky.social
Big, black and mean faced.
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ll be back in a few days..
Y’all know what I want.
Y’all know what I want.
a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ll be back in a few days..
Y’all know what I want.
Y’all know what I want.
This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!
Sorry to bring stan mess from that app to this one, but this is the one that really made me roll my eyes. Quoting something from 2012 with something from 2024 in current day … for what reason? lol what’s the flex here? What’s the dig? And why now? Like??
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.
You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.
a cartoon of a skeleton in a dark forest
ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton in a dark forest
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Can y’all come back to X
August 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can y’all come back to X
Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion
Based on what your career is, what would your super power be?
For me I’d say mine would be shape shifting, transfiguration or casting glamours.
For me I’d say mine would be shape shifting, transfiguration or casting glamours.
February 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion
Reposted by Urban Richard Simmons
Y’all still talking about cheap groceries
January 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Y’all still talking about cheap groceries
Reposted by Urban Richard Simmons
nobody:
air & fire signs:
air & fire signs:
January 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
nobody:
air & fire signs:
air & fire signs:
Reposted by Urban Richard Simmons
Aiiiiiiiin’t no bitch in my body
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Aiiiiiiiin’t no bitch in my body
🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!
I need new goddamn everything, my pants keep shrinking or something I wore high waters to work yesterday and had to turn em into Capri Pants quickly!
January 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I need new goddamn everything, my pants keep shrinking or something I wore high waters to work yesterday and had to turn em into Capri Pants quickly!
2024 was some SHIT..
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
December 31, 2024 at 9:10 PM
2024 was some SHIT..
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.
December 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.