Urban Richard Simmons
@winwhite97.bsky.social
Big, black and mean faced.
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
I thought you loved me.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I thought you loved me.
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Bring y’all asses BACK to X
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
COME BACK TO X
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August 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
COME BACK TO X
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Can y’all come back to X
August 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can y’all come back to X
(I said the same thing)
January 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
(I said the same thing)
🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!
I can’t explain it but it reminded me of this—
December 31, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I can’t explain it but it reminded me of this—
2024 was some SHIT..
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
December 31, 2024 at 9:10 PM
2024 was some SHIT..
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.
December 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.
Well… I mean.. no on mourns the wicked
December 29, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Well… I mean.. no on mourns the wicked
Aquarius to Aquarius 🫂
December 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Aquarius to Aquarius 🫂
I— won’t be sharing.
December 29, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I— won’t be sharing.
A boy fresh out the closet diving head first into the good bad and ugly of love
December 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
A boy fresh out the closet diving head first into the good bad and ugly of love
(not) Sorry, but I’m standing by Nessarose.
December 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
(not) Sorry, but I’m standing by Nessarose.
Correct. I’m genuinely annoying upon provocation… kinda like now?
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Correct. I’m genuinely annoying upon provocation… kinda like now?