Literally Majima's Wife
@windupbard.bsky.social
29 // Tea Fiend and Book Lover extraordinare // eternally tired, perpetually confused // horror enthusiast and brainrotted to the core // Emboldened by the flame of ambition // 🖤
Rang the GP and actually got through to reception to book an appointment!
Soonest appointment is January, nice! :))))
Soonest appointment is January, nice! :))))
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Rang the GP and actually got through to reception to book an appointment!
Soonest appointment is January, nice! :))))
Soonest appointment is January, nice! :))))
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Very old & hollowed Nameless King and Abyss Juiced Artorias driveby meme "Brother what happened to YOU?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Very old & hollowed Nameless King and Abyss Juiced Artorias driveby meme "Brother what happened to YOU?"
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
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Think I've fucked up getting a weapon in DSR but that's okay, I believe it'll take me about 3 playthroughs to get Knight of Honour anyway
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Think I've fucked up getting a weapon in DSR but that's okay, I believe it'll take me about 3 playthroughs to get Knight of Honour anyway
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i think about "they thought i was a butthead but they aint see me at my beavis" a lot
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i think about "they thought i was a butthead but they aint see me at my beavis" a lot
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Lrt real shit I haaaaate talking about media I enjoy and some ballbag chimes in with WELL THIS YOUTUBER SAID X ABOUT IT SO REALLY ITS BAD AND UNENJOYABLE bitch have you played it??? Did you read it??? No??? Then shut up
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Lrt real shit I haaaaate talking about media I enjoy and some ballbag chimes in with WELL THIS YOUTUBER SAID X ABOUT IT SO REALLY ITS BAD AND UNENJOYABLE bitch have you played it??? Did you read it??? No??? Then shut up
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Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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thread of fe3h edits i saved to my photo archive over the years
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
thread of fe3h edits i saved to my photo archive over the years
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November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Venat - Final Fantasy XIV
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Venat - Final Fantasy XIV
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Mini Revenant plushie is now available to pre-order!!
- Production begins with minimum 50 orders
- Milestone system (bonus merchs)
- Worldwide shipping + direct link can be found below 🔗
🔄 + 💙 are very much appreciated!! 🫶
#EldenRingNightreign
- Production begins with minimum 50 orders
- Milestone system (bonus merchs)
- Worldwide shipping + direct link can be found below 🔗
🔄 + 💙 are very much appreciated!! 🫶
#EldenRingNightreign
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Mini Revenant plushie is now available to pre-order!!
- Production begins with minimum 50 orders
- Milestone system (bonus merchs)
- Worldwide shipping + direct link can be found below 🔗
🔄 + 💙 are very much appreciated!! 🫶
#EldenRingNightreign
- Production begins with minimum 50 orders
- Milestone system (bonus merchs)
- Worldwide shipping + direct link can be found below 🔗
🔄 + 💙 are very much appreciated!! 🫶
#EldenRingNightreign
I love replaying Dark Souls I love getting cursed in da sewers and back stepping to my death just because I like to hit the button in a panic
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love replaying Dark Souls I love getting cursed in da sewers and back stepping to my death just because I like to hit the button in a panic
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The plushie has reached minimum order and the first milestone!! 5x Revenant stickers will be included in your order! 🥳🎉
Thank you very much everyone!! I really appreciate the support and those that have patiently waiting for her!! 🥺🙏💙💙
Thank you very much everyone!! I really appreciate the support and those that have patiently waiting for her!! 🥺🙏💙💙
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The plushie has reached minimum order and the first milestone!! 5x Revenant stickers will be included in your order! 🥳🎉
Thank you very much everyone!! I really appreciate the support and those that have patiently waiting for her!! 🥺🙏💙💙
Thank you very much everyone!! I really appreciate the support and those that have patiently waiting for her!! 🥺🙏💙💙
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the moon sword of paracelsus
July 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the moon sword of paracelsus
I just cooked such a HUGE meal for myself I think I might sleep forever now!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I just cooked such a HUGE meal for myself I think I might sleep forever now!!
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Spilled the rest of my medicine all over the countertop. Pharmacy isn't open today. Today is Cancelled, effective immediately 😭
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Spilled the rest of my medicine all over the countertop. Pharmacy isn't open today. Today is Cancelled, effective immediately 😭