Willy Wonkette
@willywonkette.bsky.social
Oooof - so much pressure to be witty. Will try harder next time. Be kind. That’s it. Meowza!!
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Willy Wonkette
@willywonkette.bsky.social
· Feb 12
For those who enjoy “fully-vetting”. All you need to know…
Public Radio. A balmy -17 degrees. 18 minutes late for work.
Need more? A closer look will reveal a UFO beaming up a cow on my phone case. Poor photography skills. And oh ya, a blue heart in Montana. Enjoy.
Public Radio. A balmy -17 degrees. 18 minutes late for work.
Need more? A closer look will reveal a UFO beaming up a cow on my phone case. Poor photography skills. And oh ya, a blue heart in Montana. Enjoy.
Best line of the day… “I’m a real softee, bitch.”
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Best line of the day… “I’m a real softee, bitch.”
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
It’s the kind of day where I’m just happy to be eating my microwaveable Cup of Noodles with the last clean fork…a giant salad server.
Life-hack: Cuppa’s are extra delicious when you add butter and Lemon Pepper.
Life-hack: Cuppa’s are extra delicious when you add butter and Lemon Pepper.
May 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s the kind of day where I’m just happy to be eating my microwaveable Cup of Noodles with the last clean fork…a giant salad server.
Life-hack: Cuppa’s are extra delicious when you add butter and Lemon Pepper.
Life-hack: Cuppa’s are extra delicious when you add butter and Lemon Pepper.
You know it’s been a long day when you accidentally read the subject line of your latest email as “Please review your autopsy” instead of “Please review your autopay”.
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You know it’s been a long day when you accidentally read the subject line of your latest email as “Please review your autopsy” instead of “Please review your autopay”.
HEAD START *ALSO* helps support & educate the youngest among us with disabilities, right alongside their typical peers. HS can provide Special Education services such as speech, motor development and more. It’s an INVALUABLE RESOURCE for families. STAND UP for children, stand up for Head Start!!
"46% of Head Start funding goes to rural areas, often in places without any other child care option..."
www.axios.com/2025/04/16/h...
www.axios.com/2025/04/16/h...
Advocates worry over possible cuts to Head Start
The decades-old federal program provides childcare, nutrition assistance and other services to the nation's poorest families.
www.axios.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
HEAD START *ALSO* helps support & educate the youngest among us with disabilities, right alongside their typical peers. HS can provide Special Education services such as speech, motor development and more. It’s an INVALUABLE RESOURCE for families. STAND UP for children, stand up for Head Start!!
We’ve all been there.
May 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We’ve all been there.
Nice work, Canada — you did it! Yay, Mark Carney! You ARE superheroes today and every day. Congrats from Montana, your “close friend” now and always…‼️❤️
Today is National Superhero Day.
There are many superheroes, antiheroes and villains that call Canada home.
From a few very famous ones, to lesser known ones, these are SOME (I can't include them all...) of the many Canadian superheroes!
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There are many superheroes, antiheroes and villains that call Canada home.
From a few very famous ones, to lesser known ones, these are SOME (I can't include them all...) of the many Canadian superheroes!
🧵1/18
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nice work, Canada — you did it! Yay, Mark Carney! You ARE superheroes today and every day. Congrats from Montana, your “close friend” now and always…‼️❤️
I had a really unpleasant thought today that if forced to choose between spending time with Marjorie Taylor Greene or Nancy Mace, I would at this point pick MTG. 🫣
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I had a really unpleasant thought today that if forced to choose between spending time with Marjorie Taylor Greene or Nancy Mace, I would at this point pick MTG. 🫣
Not the right yard to search for Easter eggs.
April 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not the right yard to search for Easter eggs.
Current day-drinking game: How many times does someone on CNN say “I’m old enough to remember when…”?
April 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Current day-drinking game: How many times does someone on CNN say “I’m old enough to remember when…”?
Great list of 100 traits & behaviors related to personality disordered individuals — particularly enlightening given our current political situation. As a nation we’ve ALL become stuck in a gigantic dysfunctional relationship with one person.
outofthefog.website/traits
outofthefog.website/traits
Top 100 Traits & Behaviors — Out of the FOG | Personality Disorders, Narcissism, NPD, BPD
of Personality-Disordered Individuals
outofthefog.website
April 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Great list of 100 traits & behaviors related to personality disordered individuals — particularly enlightening given our current political situation. As a nation we’ve ALL become stuck in a gigantic dysfunctional relationship with one person.
outofthefog.website/traits
outofthefog.website/traits
Crabby cat in profile pic has done that thing today where I wake up, walk forward, and he quickly darts his chunky self between my feet, almost tripping me. In the cat world this means “I am out of food and you damn-well better go get it now”!
April 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Crabby cat in profile pic has done that thing today where I wake up, walk forward, and he quickly darts his chunky self between my feet, almost tripping me. In the cat world this means “I am out of food and you damn-well better go get it now”!
Should delete some of my lame posts, but they cling like needy toddlers.
April 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Should delete some of my lame posts, but they cling like needy toddlers.
Getting a little annoyed with CONNECTIONS categories like:
Fantasy books with chickens as main characters minus two letters means new word that’s a dance move from the 70s after scrambling and adding “s”.
Fantasy books with chickens as main characters minus two letters means new word that’s a dance move from the 70s after scrambling and adding “s”.
April 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting a little annoyed with CONNECTIONS categories like:
Fantasy books with chickens as main characters minus two letters means new word that’s a dance move from the 70s after scrambling and adding “s”.
Fantasy books with chickens as main characters minus two letters means new word that’s a dance move from the 70s after scrambling and adding “s”.
💡💡💡THANK YOU to the woman who put a comment like “Don’t repost my meme unless you interact with me…” on her profile! It was just enough SNARK to help me finally figure out how to see replies on other people’s posts. I go to THEIRS, not thru mine! 🤦♀️ Whoop! Bluesky just got so much more interesting!!
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
💡💡💡THANK YOU to the woman who put a comment like “Don’t repost my meme unless you interact with me…” on her profile! It was just enough SNARK to help me finally figure out how to see replies on other people’s posts. I go to THEIRS, not thru mine! 🤦♀️ Whoop! Bluesky just got so much more interesting!!
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DOGE abruptly cut a program called Charting My Path for Future Success—a research-based effort that helped teens with disabilities transition from high school into college, work, and independent living. Now it’s gone without explanation.
April 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
DOGE abruptly cut a program called Charting My Path for Future Success—a research-based effort that helped teens with disabilities transition from high school into college, work, and independent living. Now it’s gone without explanation.
You know it’s time to clean when you notice the banana you brought from home for lunch at work has cat hair on it.
April 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You know it’s time to clean when you notice the banana you brought from home for lunch at work has cat hair on it.
I’m still pretty new here, but I take it something unfortunate has befallen the donkey and the blonde woman. 🤔
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m still pretty new here, but I take it something unfortunate has befallen the donkey and the blonde woman. 🤔
Oh how I wish all these folks driving around with political flags flying in the back of their pickup trucks would find a new place to stick that flagpole.
April 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Oh how I wish all these folks driving around with political flags flying in the back of their pickup trucks would find a new place to stick that flagpole.