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Willy Wonkette
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Oooof - so much pressure to be witty. Will try harder next time. Be kind. That’s it. Meowza!!
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We’ve all been there.
Hand drawn pics side-by side of smiling pink cat, belly up. On the right side cat is by itself. On the left side, same cat, but hand is shown trying to pet it’s belly. That cat holds a small dagger in its paw. Caption says, “Trying to pet a cat’s belly”.
May 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Someone’s upset.
4 classic Fisher Price toy characters in row. 1970’s style. One grumpy looking little boy in red hat with blue clothes. One green and one red child with smiles, and one happy looking black & white dog, yellow collar. Caption says, “Even Fisher price knew those red hat wearing types were dicks.”
May 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Not the right yard to search for Easter eggs.
April 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Word.
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Post. Repost.
Multiple fenceposts in a row, green grass, snowcapped mountain in the background.
April 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Yep.
Quote on cross-stitch with hoop: “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”. Also includes pink roses with green leaves on bottom and top.
April 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Photo: Bean in repose. Black tabby cat laying on gray chair next to yellow pillow that says “together”.
April 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Republicans be like… “That’s Why.”
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Same old grift. Different way…
March 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Pic of Darth Vader leading Big Bird and a group of soldiers down the hall. Caption says, “When you’re accidentally included in a war plan group chat”.
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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White coffee mug, with red handle and blue writing that says “Have the day voted for”.
February 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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White mug with blue writing and red font that says, “Have the Day You Voted For”.
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Two line drawings of cute kittens (one orange stripe, one white, both blue eyes). They are wearing bows and have speech bubbles. One says “How are you doing?” The other one says “The rage consumes me.”
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Today I will let go and let “Oh My God!”… Quote by Wonkette
February 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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For those who enjoy “fully-vetting”. All you need to know…

Public Radio. A balmy -17 degrees. 18 minutes late for work.

Need more? A closer look will reveal a UFO beaming up a cow on my phone case. Poor photography skills. And oh ya, a blue heart in Montana. Enjoy.
Picture of screen on dashboard in car showing MT Public Radio, -17 degrees, and 8:18 on the clock. Blue heart alongside the word Montana.
February 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day”. Quote on yellow background by Winnie the Pooh
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Was too hard to decide between:
Salem, “No Fu*ks Given”, or, Salem, “The Old Soul”...
Black cat beside sign that says, “I saw that. Karma” Black cat beside a small sign that says, ”I saw that. Karma”
February 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Home is where the fuckers ain’t. Quote on pink background.
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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black cat, green eyes, peeking up from bottom of screen saying hello
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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We don’t have to AGREE. But can you just let me BE…? Quote by Willy Wonkette
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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“Not my circus, not my flunkies” quote on black background, white font.
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Doodle of blue cat with small red heart. Text of true story about trying to buy cat food while having ADHD.
December 31, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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CAT’S ACTUAL NAME: Dolly Lambkin

CAT’S NICKNAMES: Dolls; D-Lamb; Lammy; D-to-the-L; Cheetah; Mooshka; Cowgirl; Piggy; Mi’Dolls (think milady).

And yours…???
Dolly Lambkin: black-and-white cat laying on multicolored rug.
December 28, 2024 at 11:31 AM