Will Patterson
@willjpatterson.bsky.social
Jumping on the latest bandwagon. Expect election geekery, football geekery and sci-fi geekery. He/Him. https://linktr.ee/WillJPatterson
Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? #wafc
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? #wafc
Oh well, after that awful, awful Wigan performance, time to cheer myself up with Gladiators... Fit guys in leotards FTW!
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Oh well, after that awful, awful Wigan performance, time to cheer myself up with Gladiators... Fit guys in leotards FTW!
5-1. Here's the latest from the Board. #wafc
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
5-1. Here's the latest from the Board. #wafc
Reposted by Will Patterson
But still in the lords.
Peter Mandelson has resigned his membership of the Labour Party to avoid causing it 'further embarrassment' following further revelations about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein
Peter Mandelson quits Labour after $75,000 payments from Jeffrey Epstein revealed
www.thenational.scot
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
But still in the lords.
Well, I'm taking the long-term view after today's game... That in 200 million years, the Sun will have expanded to the point where it consumes the Earth, what remains of the works of Man will burn, and everything we do today will be for naught. Comforting. #wafc
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Well, I'm taking the long-term view after today's game... That in 200 million years, the Sun will have expanded to the point where it consumes the Earth, what remains of the works of Man will burn, and everything we do today will be for naught. Comforting. #wafc
"What shall we do this week, Ryan?"
"The same thing we do every week, Glenn. Play a back 3 that doesn't work!"
Narf! #wafc
"The same thing we do every week, Glenn. Play a back 3 that doesn't work!"
Narf! #wafc
pinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat on
ALT: pinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat on
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"What shall we do this week, Ryan?"
"The same thing we do every week, Glenn. Play a back 3 that doesn't work!"
Narf! #wafc
"The same thing we do every week, Glenn. Play a back 3 that doesn't work!"
Narf! #wafc
Happy Friday! Why not start the morning taking another look at how last night's Europa League games shaped the #UEFA rankings?
Co-efficient Corner: All League Stages done and dusted!
With all eyes on the Champions League last night, tonight was the turn of the 36 teams in the Europa League, who have now played their last…
willjpatterson.medium.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Happy Friday! Why not start the morning taking another look at how last night's Europa League games shaped the #UEFA rankings?
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Linguistics
2. Russian
3. European History
4. History and Contemporary Issues of the European Union
5. Literature and Culture in Medieval Europe
1. Linguistics
2. Russian
3. European History
4. History and Contemporary Issues of the European Union
5. Literature and Culture in Medieval Europe
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Russian
2. Archaeology
3. Latin
4. Object Oriented Programming with Java
5. Social Policy
1. Russian
2. Archaeology
3. Latin
4. Object Oriented Programming with Java
5. Social Policy
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. International Business
2. Project Management
3. Economics
4. Engineering & Design
5. Marketing
Yet I only learned about 'balls deep' this week .. 😭😭.
Still an absolute doughnut 🙄
1. International Business
2. Project Management
3. Economics
4. Engineering & Design
5. Marketing
Yet I only learned about 'balls deep' this week .. 😭😭.
Still an absolute doughnut 🙄
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Linguistics
2. Russian
3. European History
4. History and Contemporary Issues of the European Union
5. Literature and Culture in Medieval Europe
1. Linguistics
2. Russian
3. European History
4. History and Contemporary Issues of the European Union
5. Literature and Culture in Medieval Europe
That was another rollercoaster in the #UEFA Europa League - here's how the Co-efficients are impacted...
Co-efficient Corner: All League Stages done and dusted!
With all eyes on the Champions League last night, tonight was the turn of the 36 teams in the Europa League, who have now played their last…
willjpatterson.medium.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
That was another rollercoaster in the #UEFA Europa League - here's how the Co-efficients are impacted...
Getting ready for tonight's #UEFA Europa League games? Why not check out where the co-efficients stand after last night's Champions League fixtures?
Co-efficient Corner: Another League Stage taken care of
With this being a big week for both the Champions and Europa Leagues, it’s time to split the Corner into two. Wednesday night was Champions…
willjpatterson.medium.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Getting ready for tonight's #UEFA Europa League games? Why not check out where the co-efficients stand after last night's Champions League fixtures?
Good morning, and what a night of Champions League action we enjoyed! Let's see what it means for the #UEFA Co-efficients.
Co-efficient Corner: Another League Stage taken care of
With this being a big week for both the Champions and Europa Leagues, it’s time to split the Corner into two. Wednesday night was Champions…
willjpatterson.medium.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Good morning, and what a night of Champions League action we enjoyed! Let's see what it means for the #UEFA Co-efficients.
We're halfway through this week's European action, with the final night of the League Stage in this season's Champions League. Let's take stock... willjpatterson.mediu...
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
We're halfway through this week's European action, with the final night of the League Stage in this season's Champions League. Let's take stock... willjpatterson.mediu...
Gorton and Denton,
Going to the polls to decide who'll replace Andrew Gwynne,
Labour won't win... 🎶
Going to the polls to decide who'll replace Andrew Gwynne,
Labour won't win... 🎶
Got to stop humming Gorton and Denton to the tune of Eleanor Rigby
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Gorton and Denton,
Going to the polls to decide who'll replace Andrew Gwynne,
Labour won't win... 🎶
Going to the polls to decide who'll replace Andrew Gwynne,
Labour won't win... 🎶
To the brave #wafc fans who have travelled all the way down to Buckinghamshire on such a miserable night, I have to say...
What the absolute fuck were you thinking?
What the absolute fuck were you thinking?
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
To the brave #wafc fans who have travelled all the way down to Buckinghamshire on such a miserable night, I have to say...
What the absolute fuck were you thinking?
What the absolute fuck were you thinking?
Politics is moving fast in the UK right now - in my Month in Polling, it's time to take stock. willjpatterson.mediu...
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Politics is moving fast in the UK right now - in my Month in Polling, it's time to take stock. willjpatterson.mediu...
I picked up 2% of the vote against Burnham in 2017 so I'm no Malcolm Tucker, but even I can see that if you're governing so badly that you're scared of losing an office that your party won by 52 points in 2024, then maybe the guy who won that office by 52 points should be the one running the party.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I picked up 2% of the vote against Burnham in 2017 so I'm no Malcolm Tucker, but even I can see that if you're governing so badly that you're scared of losing an office that your party won by 52 points in 2024, then maybe the guy who won that office by 52 points should be the one running the party.
Many thanks to Steve Reed, MP for that well-known Mancunian constituency of *checks notes* Streatham and Croydon North, for telling us Northern plebs how we feel about a potential by-election in Greater Manchester, where there will be elections for every ward on every council on 7 May in any case.
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Many thanks to Steve Reed, MP for that well-known Mancunian constituency of *checks notes* Streatham and Croydon North, for telling us Northern plebs how we feel about a potential by-election in Greater Manchester, where there will be elections for every ward on every council on 7 May in any case.
This will cause more rows than it solves, and haunt Labour badly come the by-election. On the other hand, if only David Cameron had had a mechanism to stop a Mayor from standing for Parliament back in 2015...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Andy Burnham's bid to return as MP blocked by Labour ruling body
Allies of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer feared he could mount a leadership challenge.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
This will cause more rows than it solves, and haunt Labour badly come the by-election. On the other hand, if only David Cameron had had a mechanism to stop a Mayor from standing for Parliament back in 2015...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...