William Holtsman, CPA
@williamholtsmancpa.bsky.social
Dad life, aspiring hiker trash, Bay Area sports, and taxes in that specific order. Just trying to help people & be a decent human. Dodgers fans pay double - sorry, I don’t make the rules.
I know it doesn’t matter but it drives me bonkers when a new client drops off their PY return and it’s stapled like this. FFS people, take 15 seconds and line up the papers first. Whenever I see this I just know there’s an invoice in there for $169 with line item for “tech fee - $13”
#TaxTwitter
#TaxTwitter
March 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I know it doesn’t matter but it drives me bonkers when a new client drops off their PY return and it’s stapled like this. FFS people, take 15 seconds and line up the papers first. Whenever I see this I just know there’s an invoice in there for $169 with line item for “tech fee - $13”
#TaxTwitter
#TaxTwitter
Rather than flying Allegiant to LV this year, I think I’ll just make the 10 hour drive.
February 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Rather than flying Allegiant to LV this year, I think I’ll just make the 10 hour drive.
Bottom line wasn’t red
Now you’ve a balance due
Be kind to your tax pro
Or they’ll fucking fire you
Now you’ve a balance due
Be kind to your tax pro
Or they’ll fucking fire you
February 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Bottom line wasn’t red
Now you’ve a balance due
Be kind to your tax pro
Or they’ll fucking fire you
Now you’ve a balance due
Be kind to your tax pro
Or they’ll fucking fire you
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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🦬 This land is your land. This government is your government. Don't let them take it without a fight.
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🦬 This land is your land. This government is your government. Don't let them take it without a fight.
26 U.S. Code § 162?
February 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
26 U.S. Code § 162?
when they said they were gonna bring prices down…maybe they were talking about share prices
February 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
when they said they were gonna bring prices down…maybe they were talking about share prices
A Spotify or Pandora station consisting of only songs played in the two hours before a @sfgiants.com game at 24 Willie Mays Plaza.
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A Spotify or Pandora station consisting of only songs played in the two hours before a @sfgiants.com game at 24 Willie Mays Plaza.
Who do I hope wins the Super Bowl? Kendrick.
Who do I hope loses? The Chiefs AND the Eagles.
Who do I hope loses? The Chiefs AND the Eagles.
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Who do I hope wins the Super Bowl? Kendrick.
Who do I hope loses? The Chiefs AND the Eagles.
Who do I hope loses? The Chiefs AND the Eagles.
One week down. 207 to go.
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One week down. 207 to go.
Yosemite…nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yosemite…nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
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The day that thing happens that we’re collectively looking forward to now, the celebrations will be unlike anything this country has seen. The unprecedented time we deserve tbh
January 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The day that thing happens that we’re collectively looking forward to now, the celebrations will be unlike anything this country has seen. The unprecedented time we deserve tbh
Welcome to the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Era 2.0. I hope every one of them gets exactly what they voted for. God speed, friends. God speed.
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Welcome to the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Era 2.0. I hope every one of them gets exactly what they voted for. God speed, friends. God speed.
This was prompted by a potential new client who hasn’t filed since 2019 for his 1040 or S-Corp. The S-Corp in 2019…$3k in rev, $8k in exp and $300 for the 1120-S prep. They’re in for a hell of a shock when the $11k+ in IRS penalties finally roll in.
hashtag side hustles gone wrong
hashtag side hustles gone wrong
This is the year I finally start pricing engagements correctly for entities that are multiple years behind and also for clients that need to undo holdco entities that Wealth Builders, Anderson, or some other huckster sold them on without properly educating them about.
January 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This was prompted by a potential new client who hasn’t filed since 2019 for his 1040 or S-Corp. The S-Corp in 2019…$3k in rev, $8k in exp and $300 for the 1120-S prep. They’re in for a hell of a shock when the $11k+ in IRS penalties finally roll in.
hashtag side hustles gone wrong
hashtag side hustles gone wrong
This is the year I finally start pricing engagements correctly for entities that are multiple years behind and also for clients that need to undo holdco entities that Wealth Builders, Anderson, or some other huckster sold them on without properly educating them about.
January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is the year I finally start pricing engagements correctly for entities that are multiple years behind and also for clients that need to undo holdco entities that Wealth Builders, Anderson, or some other huckster sold them on without properly educating them about.
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I'm gonna have to just accept that this orange piece of shit is batshit and prepare myself that there is a high degree of likelihood that he will say the dumbest shit imaginable day after day after day for the next 4 years and all his cultists will laugh and clap like seals?
Aren't I?
Aren't I?
January 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm gonna have to just accept that this orange piece of shit is batshit and prepare myself that there is a high degree of likelihood that he will say the dumbest shit imaginable day after day after day for the next 4 years and all his cultists will laugh and clap like seals?
Aren't I?
Aren't I?
Fuck tradition. My dad’s obituary is listing who he’s survived by in order of importance to him, not relation.
December 17, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Fuck tradition. My dad’s obituary is listing who he’s survived by in order of importance to him, not relation.
I woke up today craving McDonald’s breakfast with PANCAKES so clearly covid ruins your taste.
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I woke up today craving McDonald’s breakfast with PANCAKES so clearly covid ruins your taste.
Been home sick the last three days and haven’t watched a single episode of the Price Is Right or Saved By The Bell. I can’t help but feel like I’m letting my fellow millennials down.
December 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Been home sick the last three days and haven’t watched a single episode of the Price Is Right or Saved By The Bell. I can’t help but feel like I’m letting my fellow millennials down.
I made the mistake of leaving my dirty boots in the garage. I now have a boot shaped dog.
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I made the mistake of leaving my dirty boots in the garage. I now have a boot shaped dog.
Today feels like a good day to start my own accounting. The era of running on vibes (aka “there’s money in my account so it’s fine”) is over. Time to see what I’ve actually done & tax plan for myself.
#I’mMyOwnWorstClient
#I’mMyOwnWorstClient
December 6, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Today feels like a good day to start my own accounting. The era of running on vibes (aka “there’s money in my account so it’s fine”) is over. Time to see what I’ve actually done & tax plan for myself.
#I’mMyOwnWorstClient
#I’mMyOwnWorstClient
And what do we do with the carbon monoxide detector that starts chirping in the middle of the night? That’s right, we put it in the freezer so we don’t have to listen to it while we sleep. Speaking of sleep, anyone else really sleepy all of a sudden?
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 AM
And what do we do with the carbon monoxide detector that starts chirping in the middle of the night? That’s right, we put it in the freezer so we don’t have to listen to it while we sleep. Speaking of sleep, anyone else really sleepy all of a sudden?
I can prepare your tax returns, but I have to have all the pieces.
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I can prepare your tax returns, but I have to have all the pieces.
Not sure I can beat the prep fee of $169.95 this new client paid last year.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Not sure I can beat the prep fee of $169.95 this new client paid last year.
No bigger tax cut than that of a willful lack of enforcement.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
No bigger tax cut than that of a willful lack of enforcement.