William Holtsman, CPA
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William Holtsman, CPA
@williamholtsmancpa.bsky.social
Dad life, aspiring hiker trash, Bay Area sports, and taxes in that specific order. Just trying to help people & be a decent human. Dodgers fans pay double - sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Mitch looks like the grim reaper tried to touch him but he blocked it.
March 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Gone mad in the modern world as a result of SM is my take
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This was literally my life during it.

One buddy said how glad he is that his daughter doesn’t listen to this.

A few minutes after she came downstairs and asked if he sang Not Like Us.

I roasted him mercilessly.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Straight from the party who preaches small government for the purpose of limiting government overreach.
February 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Helluva start.
January 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I envy the person that gets the honor of replying, “Kindly, fuck off.”
January 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A course for every type of trust!

*sings, “this is the course that never ends”

Ok break is over, back to work I go
January 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If there’s any part of the 18-year-old-ski-shop-bum that lives on to this day, it’s flexing a good goggle tan. Don’t rain on my parade!😂
January 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Generally not one for conspiracy theories but the narrative that the NFL wants a KC vs Philly Super Bowl is pretty believable.
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM