Will Bardwell
@willbardwell.bsky.social
Civil rights lawyer by day. Semi-pro golf writer by night. Popeyes appreciator. Opinions (all correct) are my own. We fight.
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Braves got swept but joke’s on you Dodgers because the price of Japanese imports is going way up
Over-under on the volume of “you won’t BELIEVE how far this drive went” content is unbearable and a half
June 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Over-under on the volume of “you won’t BELIEVE how far this drive went” content is unbearable and a half
Technically, everything is remarkable.
June 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Technically, everything is remarkable.
Firing Elon Musk was a start, but now let’s talk about Brian Snitker.
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Firing Elon Musk was a start, but now let’s talk about Brian Snitker.
Congrats on your new gig at the Post, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.
June 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Congrats on your new gig at the Post, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.
Ole Miss pooping the bed in its own regional is more reliable than the sun rising in the east.
June 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ole Miss pooping the bed in its own regional is more reliable than the sun rising in the east.
Ole Miss up 14-4 in an elimination game, and I’m gonna go to sleep now, and I already rue looking at my phone tomorrow morning to see Murray State won 15-14.
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ole Miss up 14-4 in an elimination game, and I’m gonna go to sleep now, and I already rue looking at my phone tomorrow morning to see Murray State won 15-14.
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i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.
May 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.
Jack is good now?
May 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jack is good now?
Chad Kelly and Bo Wallace were both better college QBs than Eli Manning.
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Chad Kelly and Bo Wallace were both better college QBs than Eli Manning.
God only knows what national secrets the Chinese have pulled from Pete Hesgeth’s Sonicare.
May 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
God only knows what national secrets the Chinese have pulled from Pete Hesgeth’s Sonicare.
If you’re writing an Elon Musk profile right now without talking to several laid-off civil servants and the multitude of people whose lives have been ruined by grant cuts — then that’s not journalism, that’s public relations.
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you’re writing an Elon Musk profile right now without talking to several laid-off civil servants and the multitude of people whose lives have been ruined by grant cuts — then that’s not journalism, that’s public relations.
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🎵It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a frown
Cuz he knows that it's me
Who wrote 'Furries drink free!'
On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵
And the manager gives me a frown
Cuz he knows that it's me
Who wrote 'Furries drink free!'
On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵
May 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
🎵It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a frown
Cuz he knows that it's me
Who wrote 'Furries drink free!'
On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵
And the manager gives me a frown
Cuz he knows that it's me
Who wrote 'Furries drink free!'
On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵
Actually, the Internet is good.
May 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Actually, the Internet is good.
Reporting from the SEC baseball championship game. The number of fans on both sides doubling up on team logos is alarming. We used to be a proper country.
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reporting from the SEC baseball championship game. The number of fans on both sides doubling up on team logos is alarming. We used to be a proper country.
At what age does it become illegal for your in-laws to have a normal coffee setup?
May 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
At what age does it become illegal for your in-laws to have a normal coffee setup?
wouldja look at that
BREAKING: We just won in court to block Trump’s attempt to demolish the Department of Education.
This historic court order will stop the mass firings of career civil servants whose work helps students with disabilities, provides support for parents, and ensures higher education is affordable.
This historic court order will stop the mass firings of career civil servants whose work helps students with disabilities, provides support for parents, and ensures higher education is affordable.
May 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
wouldja look at that
This is the excuse I’m gonna give my wife the next time I forget to mow the grass.
Democrats are warning an unusually chaotic and expensive primary season in 2026 could hamper their efforts to retake the House.
Messy Democratic primaries could hurt party’s chances of retaking the House
Democratic lawmakers and strategists are becoming increasingly anxious that competitive and expensive primaries could hobble them in the midterms.
www.politico.com
May 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is the excuse I’m gonna give my wife the next time I forget to mow the grass.
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And if I could ideate off this horror show of an idea: The Big Break El Salvador.
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And if I could ideate off this horror show of an idea: The Big Break El Salvador.
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After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.
May 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.
Life comes at you fast.
Correction: Leafs haven't led a series 2-0 after the first round since 1987. Hell of a thing.
May 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Life comes at you fast.
More like Drake Bombin’ amirite
May 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
More like Drake Bombin’ amirite
The Venn Diagram overlap between Pete Rose supporters and January 6th rioters is a perfect circle.
May 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Venn Diagram overlap between Pete Rose supporters and January 6th rioters is a perfect circle.
Gonna need Jim Gray creating a Nether Portal and tracking down Pete Rose.
May 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gonna need Jim Gray creating a Nether Portal and tracking down Pete Rose.
Pete Rose, I guess I can understand. But I do question making Aaron Hernandez and Charles Joseph Whitman eligible for the Hall of Fame.
May 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pete Rose, I guess I can understand. But I do question making Aaron Hernandez and Charles Joseph Whitman eligible for the Hall of Fame.