whywouldistop
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Mental ejaculate. Neither fictional, nor accurate.
i’ve now been fed three different tiktoks of three different “my moms” (older white women who appear to be wealthy) aggressively explaining the concept of buy borrow die to their children like they have the iq of a microwaved sponge.
what is happening? who is doing this and what are you planning?
what is happening? who is doing this and what are you planning?
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i’ve now been fed three different tiktoks of three different “my moms” (older white women who appear to be wealthy) aggressively explaining the concept of buy borrow die to their children like they have the iq of a microwaved sponge.
what is happening? who is doing this and what are you planning?
what is happening? who is doing this and what are you planning?
buffoon type shit
I've never seen a mayoral candidate shame another candidate for actually living in New York City, the Cuomo campaign moving different
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
buffoon type shit
i dunno
i’ll get better with time
muscles and such
i’ll get better with time
muscles and such
June 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i dunno
i’ll get better with time
muscles and such
i’ll get better with time
muscles and such
an old man and a not so young man
bob and weave
bend and hammer
avoid the nerve
and hit it
bob and weave
bend and hammer
avoid the nerve
and hit it
June 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
an old man and a not so young man
bob and weave
bend and hammer
avoid the nerve
and hit it
bob and weave
bend and hammer
avoid the nerve
and hit it
the uncertainty, the mysteries
how is anyone meant to stand it?
how is anyone meant to stand it?
January 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the uncertainty, the mysteries
how is anyone meant to stand it?
how is anyone meant to stand it?
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They should rename the discover tab to the libbing out tab
January 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They should rename the discover tab to the libbing out tab
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milk milk lemonade, round the corner.. milk milk lemonade? you turn another corner and then another but it's always the same. exactly the same. milk, milk.. you stop for a glass of lemonade. it tastes terrible
November 30, 2024 at 8:01 AM
milk milk lemonade, round the corner.. milk milk lemonade? you turn another corner and then another but it's always the same. exactly the same. milk, milk.. you stop for a glass of lemonade. it tastes terrible
do me a favor, shut the fuck up and see each other as the complex sentient universe that you are yourself
December 30, 2024 at 6:39 AM
do me a favor, shut the fuck up and see each other as the complex sentient universe that you are yourself
find the silver find the silver find the silver
December 30, 2024 at 6:38 AM
find the silver find the silver find the silver
ihave dearly missed vague posting at 3am, but i have to admit, without a few irl friends following me to worry about my mental health, a lil bit of the thrill is gone
December 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
ihave dearly missed vague posting at 3am, but i have to admit, without a few irl friends following me to worry about my mental health, a lil bit of the thrill is gone
it’s 4AM and the tall ones are gettin weird out here
December 16, 2024 at 9:19 AM
it’s 4AM and the tall ones are gettin weird out here
runaway train, can’t jump off
December 16, 2024 at 9:07 AM
runaway train, can’t jump off
what do you mean that’s why it lasts forever?!
December 13, 2024 at 8:42 AM
what do you mean that’s why it lasts forever?!
no one can take what is mine
December 13, 2024 at 8:42 AM
no one can take what is mine
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it’s 8:30 on thanksgiving day and my gf has already threatened to cheat on me
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
it’s 8:30 on thanksgiving day and my gf has already threatened to cheat on me
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I want to have new ideas that are better / more exciting than the ones I currently think of
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I want to have new ideas that are better / more exciting than the ones I currently think of
why is this new wicked movie so CW tv show coded?
November 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
why is this new wicked movie so CW tv show coded?
I hate what elon stole from us
October 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I hate what elon stole from us