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Alan Resnick
@alanresnick.bsky.social
I’m very excited about the internet
https://linktr.ee/alanresnicks
Imagine how crazy it would be if everyone had to kiss every other person
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’ve been looking at my phone 😍
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I actually think there is something kind of interesting about crimes
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.

-Alan Resnick
July 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m not online right now
June 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m trying not to piss anymore
June 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m going to stop being creative ❤️
May 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m developing a new way to kiss women digitally
May 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I wish you all could see how happy I was today. I was smiling. I hope tomorrow is happy for me too. Wish me luck please.
April 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My tummy hurts ☺️
April 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s creeping me out thinking about these
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I just ate something really delicious, but no matter how beautiful food is, I know that my body will transform it into shit
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love how leather jackets look in video games
January 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I get really sad when I think about people getting killed / dying but then I remember they go to heaven and I get happy
December 29, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I was up late last night thinking about how sad / interesting death is and I realized aging is also bad… particularly in children, who start off small but relatively quickly (several years) grow big and virtually unrecognizable. If you preferred the child small this feels really unfair!
December 21, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Yes, I was up very late again last night thinking about this one new idea I have that scares me. Generally speaking I love all my new ideas... They excite me and deeply enrich my inner life... that said... I do not like being scared / upset and I could use a least one good night of sleep. 💔

-Alan
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I don’t sleep much anymore because all my new ideas are so interesting.

Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
More and more people are noticing that I’m not really sad and I’m just acting that way as a joke. I can’t remember that last time I was for real sad. It’s been so long, it’s actually kinda hard to tap into the sad feeling when I’m doing the joke. I think that’s why people are noticing.
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
There is nothing more interesting to me than sex
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I want to have new ideas that are better / more exciting than the ones I currently think of
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I recently said something unkind to my friend, but surprisingly it resulted in me getting what I wanted. It’s interesting to notice how our choices affect others and what happens when we try new ways of getting what we need.
November 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM