Alan Resnick
@alanresnick.bsky.social
I’m very excited about the internet
https://linktr.ee/alanresnicks
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I have so many interesting / smart ideas in my head but they hurt and cause me daily pain. My skull keeps the best ones inside my brain and only lets out a few of the most normal / socially acceptable thoughts. Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is prosperous for you and there will be no more killings.
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I have so many interesting / smart ideas in my head but they hurt and cause me daily pain. My skull keeps the best ones inside my brain and only lets out a few of the most normal / socially acceptable thoughts. Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is prosperous for you and there will be no more killings.
I would like to visit a website where people express sexual feelings
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I would like to visit a website where people express sexual feelings
Imagine how crazy it would be if everyone had to kiss every other person
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Imagine how crazy it would be if everyone had to kiss every other person
I’ve been looking at my phone 😍
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’ve been looking at my phone 😍
If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL
I actually think there is something kind of interesting about crimes
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I actually think there is something kind of interesting about crimes
I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.
-Alan Resnick
-Alan Resnick
July 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.
-Alan Resnick
-Alan Resnick
I’m not online right now
June 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m not online right now
i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???
I’m trying not to piss anymore
June 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m trying not to piss anymore
I’m going to stop being creative ❤️
May 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m going to stop being creative ❤️
I’m developing a new way to kiss women digitally
May 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m developing a new way to kiss women digitally
I wish you all could see how happy I was today. I was smiling. I hope tomorrow is happy for me too. Wish me luck please.
April 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I wish you all could see how happy I was today. I was smiling. I hope tomorrow is happy for me too. Wish me luck please.
It’s creeping me out thinking about these
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s creeping me out thinking about these
I just ate something really delicious, but no matter how beautiful food is, I know that my body will transform it into shit
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I just ate something really delicious, but no matter how beautiful food is, I know that my body will transform it into shit
I love how leather jackets look in video games
January 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love how leather jackets look in video games
I get really sad when I think about people getting killed / dying but then I remember they go to heaven and I get happy
December 29, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I get really sad when I think about people getting killed / dying but then I remember they go to heaven and I get happy
I was up late last night thinking about how sad / interesting death is and I realized aging is also bad… particularly in children, who start off small but relatively quickly (several years) grow big and virtually unrecognizable. If you preferred the child small this feels really unfair!
December 21, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I was up late last night thinking about how sad / interesting death is and I realized aging is also bad… particularly in children, who start off small but relatively quickly (several years) grow big and virtually unrecognizable. If you preferred the child small this feels really unfair!
Yes, I was up very late again last night thinking about this one new idea I have that scares me. Generally speaking I love all my new ideas... They excite me and deeply enrich my inner life... that said... I do not like being scared / upset and I could use a least one good night of sleep. 💔
-Alan
-Alan
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Yes, I was up very late again last night thinking about this one new idea I have that scares me. Generally speaking I love all my new ideas... They excite me and deeply enrich my inner life... that said... I do not like being scared / upset and I could use a least one good night of sleep. 💔
-Alan
-Alan
I don’t sleep much anymore because all my new ideas are so interesting.
Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.
Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I don’t sleep much anymore because all my new ideas are so interesting.
Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.
Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.
More and more people are noticing that I’m not really sad and I’m just acting that way as a joke. I can’t remember that last time I was for real sad. It’s been so long, it’s actually kinda hard to tap into the sad feeling when I’m doing the joke. I think that’s why people are noticing.
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
More and more people are noticing that I’m not really sad and I’m just acting that way as a joke. I can’t remember that last time I was for real sad. It’s been so long, it’s actually kinda hard to tap into the sad feeling when I’m doing the joke. I think that’s why people are noticing.
There is nothing more interesting to me than sex
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
There is nothing more interesting to me than sex
I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy