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D. J. Toland
@whxn37.bsky.social
Grumpy old man. Mayor of Failure. Caster of Pods. Celebrating slightly disreputable schedule fillers at Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show at https://open.spotify.com/show/5TA5fZIScwLFelA6qjZrXLHe/him/his.
IIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY
'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK...
OH, YOU KNOW WHERE
NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE
I, I'M STILL ALIVE
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm going to need this hung over my bed so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep every night and the first thing I see when I greet the day
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Boy, the killer mutant snowman sure is taking his time to show up in the killer mutant snowman movie
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
People with a little more visibilty to the public at large when on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social: "Who once accidentally took two newspapers out of a vending machine?"

@dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Looking at SHAKESPEARE'S SHITSTORM again and gotta say, a company that's been gleefully offensive for 50 years is gonna have a tough time selling "people are too easily offended" and "no one can joke about anything anymore".

Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Quick, no one tell @dc20willsave.bsky.social that FUN IN BALLOONLAND is coming out on blu-ray this month #agfa
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You think at some point the castaways would stop being shocked every time they met a stranger on Gilligan's Island
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show:
2025 Halloween Special

It's @whxn37.bsky.social's favorite time of year! We've got two movies featuring countdowns to tragedy on Halloween night:

- 1993's Hocus Pocus
- 1990's Rockula

www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I heard someone say "I won a lot of fights to be here right now", and... yeah.
December 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
RIP to William Hootkins, one of the all-time "hey, it's that guy"s of the past 50 years.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In case you're wondering, yes, OBSERVE AND REPORT is a very tough watch in 2025, as the Ronnies of the world are on TV every night trying to figure out how to mace someone in an inflatable frog suit

Still pitch black and much, much smarter than people remember.
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am VERY confused by Bo Diddley's presence in this movie
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"I want to apologize if anyone was offended by this clear political hit job that was probably made up by my enemies."

These unbelievable shitheads.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sometimes as a person who produces a cult movie podcast I see some weird shit.

I watched a double feature of movies called CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 1 & 2.

CARESS 1 was exactly the movie you think it's going to be.

CARESS 2 was... incredibly not that.
October 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The important thing to take away from THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED is that Marcia definitely peaked in high school.
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@wcvb5.bsky.social Is Duke okay, guys?
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show

The 1990s brought a movement where studios no longer had sole discretion as to what made it to the public; they had pretend boutique companies for that. This week, @whxn37.bsky.social looks at Smoke Signals and Living in Oblivion.

www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Im not getting my hopes up, but it sure was nice to feel something akin to hope last time
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"You know, VICE ACADEMY 3 really is one of the better entries in that series" is an actual opinion I realized I hold today
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It took Trump 60 minutes to murmur out a wet "that's all, folks!" before the UN Tuesday. Given that he was talking to himself and no one outside the greater Trumpiverse can hear him, it's the only thing he could say.
The Loneliest Guy in the Room - Truthdig
Trump’s incoherent harangue to the family of nations put a spotlight on America’s self-inflicted, abject isolation.
www.truthdig.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I do't know if I can accurately express how disappointed I am that @wcvb5.bsky.social has commercials recruiting people to join the Gestapo
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Bummer. RIP.
September 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM