Faye
@whorticulturee.bsky.social
*ethereal music plays*
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💌 faye.infocan@gmail.com
🎁 https://throne.com/faye-greene
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💌 faye.infocan@gmail.com
🎁 https://throne.com/faye-greene
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January 31, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I just added Japanese Death Poems by Yoel H... to my Throne Wishlist!
Check it out here: throne.com/faye-greene/... 🎁
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Added a ton of new books to my wishlist.
There’s a special place in my heart for men who keep me well read 🤭
There’s a special place in my heart for men who keep me well read 🤭
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Added a ton of new books to my wishlist.
There’s a special place in my heart for men who keep me well read 🤭
There’s a special place in my heart for men who keep me well read 🤭
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the law & order theme song is the best song ever written if you use the metric of how many people are super happy to hear it
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
the law & order theme song is the best song ever written if you use the metric of how many people are super happy to hear it
So last October, I decided this Halloween I’d be a villian, I realized I had never been one before.
Finally decided on who!
let me geek out real quick 🤭
So, this is Telulu from Witches 5 - a group of antagonists from Sailor Moon S
Finally decided on who!
let me geek out real quick 🤭
So, this is Telulu from Witches 5 - a group of antagonists from Sailor Moon S
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
So last October, I decided this Halloween I’d be a villian, I realized I had never been one before.
Finally decided on who!
let me geek out real quick 🤭
So, this is Telulu from Witches 5 - a group of antagonists from Sailor Moon S
Finally decided on who!
let me geek out real quick 🤭
So, this is Telulu from Witches 5 - a group of antagonists from Sailor Moon S
btw
I’m totally fine coming to your apartment, especially if you have a record player/ library for me to nosey into…
We don’t HAVE to meet at a hotel, though I’d never turn down a suite with a tub 🤭
I’m totally fine coming to your apartment, especially if you have a record player/ library for me to nosey into…
We don’t HAVE to meet at a hotel, though I’d never turn down a suite with a tub 🤭
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
btw
I’m totally fine coming to your apartment, especially if you have a record player/ library for me to nosey into…
We don’t HAVE to meet at a hotel, though I’d never turn down a suite with a tub 🤭
I’m totally fine coming to your apartment, especially if you have a record player/ library for me to nosey into…
We don’t HAVE to meet at a hotel, though I’d never turn down a suite with a tub 🤭
If you think that’s too much cheese, there’s not enough
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If you think that’s too much cheese, there’s not enough
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"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
Thanks, I just ate.
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
Thanks, I just ate.
February availability and whereabouts can be found on my website 🧚
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
February availability and whereabouts can be found on my website 🧚
I removed some lines from my web copy but now I want to put them back only I can’t remember everything and I seem to not have made a note ?
😭
😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I removed some lines from my web copy but now I want to put them back only I can’t remember everything and I seem to not have made a note ?
😭
😭
Let my correspondence response times get a little out of control… again.
I’m working on getting back to all emails/texts/dms, so just keep an eye out
Sorry
& thank you for your patience
🫶🏼
I’m working on getting back to all emails/texts/dms, so just keep an eye out
Sorry
& thank you for your patience
🫶🏼
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Let my correspondence response times get a little out of control… again.
I’m working on getting back to all emails/texts/dms, so just keep an eye out
Sorry
& thank you for your patience
🫶🏼
I’m working on getting back to all emails/texts/dms, so just keep an eye out
Sorry
& thank you for your patience
🫶🏼
Now accepting Valentine applications
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Now accepting Valentine applications
It’s amazing that Pierre Poilievre is still running his mouth
My guy you lost your seat, you had to move to another province and BUY a new one.
Like, how does he have the balls to stand up and speak in public?
I’d be so embarrassed
My guy you lost your seat, you had to move to another province and BUY a new one.
Like, how does he have the balls to stand up and speak in public?
I’d be so embarrassed
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It’s amazing that Pierre Poilievre is still running his mouth
My guy you lost your seat, you had to move to another province and BUY a new one.
Like, how does he have the balls to stand up and speak in public?
I’d be so embarrassed
My guy you lost your seat, you had to move to another province and BUY a new one.
Like, how does he have the balls to stand up and speak in public?
I’d be so embarrassed
Low key love a power outage because it’s an excuse to whip out all my very cool candles & candle holders
high key hate that my chicken is only half cooked 🥲
high key hate that my chicken is only half cooked 🥲
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Low key love a power outage because it’s an excuse to whip out all my very cool candles & candle holders
high key hate that my chicken is only half cooked 🥲
high key hate that my chicken is only half cooked 🥲
Finally a Canadian rapper giving us substantial poetry and not just making tracks for the strip club
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Finally a Canadian rapper giving us substantial poetry and not just making tracks for the strip club
Packages are still arriving at my house from birthday spoils 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Packages are still arriving at my house from birthday spoils 🥹
Yoohoo Toronto
I’m homesick as hell, so I’m coming back for a week in February.
17-22
🫶🏼
I’m homesick as hell, so I’m coming back for a week in February.
17-22
🫶🏼
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Yoohoo Toronto
I’m homesick as hell, so I’m coming back for a week in February.
17-22
🫶🏼
I’m homesick as hell, so I’m coming back for a week in February.
17-22
🫶🏼
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Craving the feeling of sand between my toes, hot sun across my skin… two wandering hands rubbing my body down with sunscreen
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Craving the feeling of sand between my toes, hot sun across my skin… two wandering hands rubbing my body down with sunscreen
Started too many projects, I don’t know which to finish first.
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January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Started too many projects, I don’t know which to finish first.
🫠
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watched self driver last night.
crazy concept for a movie, loved seeing some toronto actors get their big break
Also loved spotting all my old hangout spots
makes me miss the city ngl
crazy concept for a movie, loved seeing some toronto actors get their big break
Also loved spotting all my old hangout spots
makes me miss the city ngl
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
watched self driver last night.
crazy concept for a movie, loved seeing some toronto actors get their big break
Also loved spotting all my old hangout spots
makes me miss the city ngl
crazy concept for a movie, loved seeing some toronto actors get their big break
Also loved spotting all my old hangout spots
makes me miss the city ngl
Kinda wanna go romp about in the snow on the mountain
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Kinda wanna go romp about in the snow on the mountain
picked a bad morning to run out of coffee beans 😭
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
picked a bad morning to run out of coffee beans 😭
Pretending there isn’t a polar vortex by repotting some cuttings / dusting all my plant children 🪴
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Pretending there isn’t a polar vortex by repotting some cuttings / dusting all my plant children 🪴
Feels so good to have short nails again
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Feels so good to have short nails again
Yooooooo
That apple music update though 😍
That apple music update though 😍
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Yooooooo
That apple music update though 😍
That apple music update though 😍