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"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 AM
February availability and whereabouts can be found on my website 🧚
Now accepting Valentine applications
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
February vibes ✨
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I removed some lines from my web copy but now I want to put them back only I can’t remember everything and I seem to not have made a note ?

😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Let my correspondence response times get a little out of control… again.

I’m working on getting back to all emails/texts/dms, so just keep an eye out

Sorry
& thank you for your patience

🫶🏼
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Now accepting Valentine applications
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It’s amazing that Pierre Poilievre is still running his mouth

My guy you lost your seat, you had to move to another province and BUY a new one.

Like, how does he have the balls to stand up and speak in public?

I’d be so embarrassed
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Low key love a power outage because it’s an excuse to whip out all my very cool candles & candle holders

high key hate that my chicken is only half cooked 🥲
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Finally a Canadian rapper giving us substantial poetry and not just making tracks for the strip club
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Packages are still arriving at my house from birthday spoils 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Yoohoo Toronto

I’m homesick as hell, so I’m coming back for a week in February.

17-22

🫶🏼
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Craving the feeling of sand between my toes, hot sun across my skin… two wandering hands rubbing my body down with sunscreen
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Started too many projects, I don’t know which to finish first.

🫠
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
watched self driver last night.
crazy concept for a movie, loved seeing some toronto actors get their big break
Also loved spotting all my old hangout spots

makes me miss the city ngl
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Kinda wanna go romp about in the snow on the mountain
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
picked a bad morning to run out of coffee beans 😭
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Pretending there isn’t a polar vortex by repotting some cuttings / dusting all my plant children 🪴
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Feels so good to have short nails again
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Yooooooo

That apple music update though 😍
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
To my American colleagues and clients.

I’m sorry this nightmare has unfolded into your reality.

You’re in my thoughts and prayers.

This is the tipping point, don’t lose hope, stay strong and most importantly if you’re able to, stay safe.
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I had therapy for the first time this year and I planned for a productive evening but actually I want to eat and sleep until monday
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
100-% of the reason I don’t want to share my writing is because being naked and poetic is incredibly vulnerable

I’m so so close to talking myself into it though, bare with me

💘
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Craving the feeling of sand between my toes, hot sun across my skin… two wandering hands rubbing my body down with sunscreen
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
New James Blake dropped yesterday.

It’s really good, but I’m still holding a grudge from the horrid set he played in Vegas.
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Oh?

Carney’s a philosopher!
I knew he had to be after hearing that speech. 🤣

He holds both a masters and a doctorate in philosophy.

Many of the points from his speech came from his doctoral thesis.

As a fellow academic, love this for him.

As a canadian citizen, hope tastes sweet.
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM