Parunita ‘Clementine’ van Wallstone
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Parunita ‘Clementine’ van Wallstone
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“I laugh because it is better than worry”
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Mun 21+ Muse 28
Semi lit
Pinned
Clementine

🪄 Witch Of Jest
🪄 Serves the Mage Society
🪄 likes Pranks and Booze

#MVRP #FANTASYRP #Fandomlessoc
Reposted by Parunita ‘Clementine’ van Wallstone
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Parunita ‘Clementine’ van Wallstone
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“The evil doers are done.”

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We Are The Champions
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December 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“F-farosh…”

Her eyes are about to tear up, watery to the brim. Then she throws her head back and screams.

“HAAYAAAAAA~ WERE GONNA SURVIVE!”
"Allow me to reintroduced myself..

I am Farosh, Spirit of Lightning and Son of the Goddess of Courage."
“WHAT-? You have that kind of strength?”
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“WHAT-? You have that kind of strength?”
"Clementine, honey... I fight demons on the regular. I will not have any of them threatening my friends.~"
“No, no, no ~”

She releases a little chuckle.

“Seems me and my mischievous ways have gotten me into a bit of fire ~

But…
They’re actual demons this time so I wouldn’t want you to get involved, my jesting friend.”
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HES NOT RAIDI-

She means… sure, he can raid whatever he wants.. that’s absolutely no problem..
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Hell on a bat-stick.
I really messed up this time and now I’m seeing all kinds of different beings at each other’s throats.

…. But it also has its funny moments, doesn’t it”
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“No, no, no ~”

She releases a little chuckle.

“Seems me and my mischievous ways have gotten me into a bit of fire ~

But…
They’re actual demons this time so I wouldn’t want you to get involved, my jesting friend.”
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
She clinks their arms

~ a singer in a Smokey room
🎵✨
The smell of wine and cheap perfuume ~🎵
🎵"She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"🎶
Just a small town girl ~ 🎵 ✨ living in a lonely woooorld ~ 🎵✨

She skips over a field of grass like her life isn’t sinking in utter chaos and possibly coming to an end soon
December 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just a small town girl ~ 🎵 ✨ living in a lonely woooorld ~ 🎵✨

She skips over a field of grass like her life isn’t sinking in utter chaos and possibly coming to an end soon
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
// how Clementine felt seeing this
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
O…oh-? She turned around, quite shocked at the strong support

But she could get used to this! ~✨

“Together we’ll march!!”

….. well, it can’t hurt to find out how far she can take it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
JUMPING through a portal she opened with a spell. Landing right at their feet.

“HEEEELP! DEMONS! HELP!”
Goodness. . .now there is war with demons. . .the royalty won't intervene just yet, they'll wait until the paperwork about the war piles up on their desk. . .unless someone comes in and says something. . .maybe the [[Reader]] should!
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
EHHHHHHH!!?

And here she thought the breeze was getting rough. Seriously? Is she not even granted her LAST SUPPER?

The witch immediately cowered and held both of her hands up, trying to ease the situation with a silly smile? WELL, WHAT ELSE COULD SHE DO.

It was not good at all that she +
...She may want to look above, because the demon who is gonna torment her will be the monstrosity hidden in the armor.

Can she say... OMINOUS FALSE SERAPHIM WITH A WINGSPAN OF 45FT?!

Because he's about to FUCK SHIT UP.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“About 12 feet tall! Covered in indestructible armor. I could only see his eyes… his terrible eyes…”

9 feet tall, exaggerated on the armor, the eyes weren’t that bad
"Really, now? What kind?"
“…. For right now but I’m still feeling a grudge.

It was only today that I got kidnapped by a demon.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh my goodness.. this is a nightmare.. a constant terror looming with no way of knowing when and where it will strike…

A fly to a dragon
…….

Firstly..
Clementine will empty the six pack she bought so the booze doesn’t go to waste.

LAST DAY BABY~
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Well this settles it.

She’s not getting promoted as the best Wallstone witch, she probably won’t be able to bag any dates under these conditions and 2026 will definitely not be her year.

Welp.

She needs a plan…
Too late.

Too. Fucking. Late.

She better stay in the light... for there is a shadow coming for her, when she sleeps... when she lives... every day, every night.

She's gonna learn the meaning of being HUNTED ALIVE.
NO….
….oooooooo..

She can’t actually. Actually she’s not even there. She’s passed out.

Clementine is no more.
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Seriously this is insane.

I started war with the demons and now they’re actually on my case.
a woman is standing next to a man and asking can i live .
ALT: a woman is standing next to a man and asking can i live .
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December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
NO….
….oooooooo..

She can’t actually. Actually she’s not even there. She’s passed out.

Clementine is no more.
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
WHAT IS THE ARMORED GIANT DOING…-
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“…. For right now but I’m still feeling a grudge.

It was only today that I got kidnapped by a demon.”
"...Got it all out of your system?"
“SCREW YOU FIRE SPAWN”

Finally combusting from holding her breath.

Yes, hallelujah that felt good~✨
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“SCREW YOU FIRE SPAWN”

Finally combusting from holding her breath.

Yes, hallelujah that felt good~✨
“How endearing.”

Said with a totally blank face.
“Tsk. I’m Parunita Clementine van Wallstone. How dare you accuse me of being incapable!”

She’s not really gonna do anything.

“I’m gonna be the mage to bring their doom…
…..

To a closer possibility…
and then I’m gonna.. IM GONNA… -!”
December 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Tsk. I’m Parunita Clementine van Wallstone. How dare you accuse me of being incapable!”

She’s not really gonna do anything.

“I’m gonna be the mage to bring their doom…
…..

To a closer possibility…
and then I’m gonna.. IM GONNA… -!”
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“YEEEEEEES! LETS EGG THEIR HOUSES AND GLUE THEIR FEET TO THE GROUND”

She’s suddenly ecstatic
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Everyone can fall with the right tricks~”
“Good luck with that.”
“Screw demons.
ERADICATE all demons~”
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM