“Hell on a bat-stick.
I really messed up this time and now I’m seeing all kinds of different beings at each other’s throats.

…. But it also has its funny moments, doesn’t it”

“No, no, no ~”

She releases a little chuckle.

“Seems me and my mischievous ways have gotten me into a bit of fire ~

But…
They’re actual demons this time so I wouldn’t want you to get involved, my jesting friend.”

Oh my goodness.. this is a nightmare.. a constant terror looming with no way of knowing when and where it will strike…

A fly to a dragon
…….

Firstly..
Clementine will empty the six pack she bought so the booze doesn’t go to waste.

LAST DAY BABY~

NO….
….oooooooo..

She can’t actually. Actually she’s not even there. She’s passed out.

Clementine is no more.

“Tsk. I’m Parunita Clementine van Wallstone. How dare you accuse me of being incapable!”

She’s not really gonna do anything.

“I’m gonna be the mage to bring their doom…
…..

To a closer possibility…
and then I’m gonna.. IM GONNA… -!”

“YEEEEEEES! LETS EGG THEIR HOUSES AND GLUE THEIR FEET TO THE GROUND”

She’s suddenly ecstatic

“Funny, funny~✨

I always wonder why demons don’t use their talents for comedic stand up.

Oh WAIT -! Am I now speaking too fast for you?”

“Screw demons.
ERADICATE all demons~”

“I’d like to get taken out to an amazing comedy show!

Or have a presidential coup fall on that day~ I’d be happy with both”

Right. Good decision. She’d just try to find jokes to make about him being a nerd while not listening to half of the rest!

“Cooool ~
I knew something had to be hiding here ~”

+

“…I passed out and now I still have this classified document in my hand.. and the time limit for the mission is already up

Why is life sooooo hard ~ “

“Oh.”

She looks like she just smelled something bad.

“That you guys still show your faces around these parts…”

Demons were one of her enemy species as far as she was concerned. Was she still crazy for talking to a giant this way? Yes, probably

And just like that you have a new friend ~

The names Clementine.
Witch of jest and all things fun.

“This is top secret….?”

She’s just in disbelief and thinking it over.
For a second
Two..
fifteen….

“How can it be top secret?….
Once I breached the warping cloak, there wasn’t even any security…”

My, my
Looks like the witch of jest won’t run out of entertainment.

People’s missteps are so funny ~ ✨

Clementine

🪄 Witch Of Jest
🪄 Serves the Mage Society
🪄 likes Pranks and Booze

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