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Trump is a Russian asset working for Putin (see book American Kompromat by journalist Craig Unger or Active Measures documentary with Hillary Clinton(1). Elon and Trump are working together (2).

(1) youtu.be/5umiMThrlsA?...
(2) abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
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This statement no longer appears on the FBI Portland Twitter

I am extremely confused
Statement from FBI Portland:
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Again, orchestrated by BRICS. China, w thousands of years of political manuevering and history, is outplaying us and coming out on top here. So sad how obvious this all is
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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How do liberals think they have a leg to stand on criticizing the Trump administration when they tell the left that requiring presidential candidates to follow human rights laws is “expecting perfection”?
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
V funny to me that most people's reactions re: Bill Clinton demanding full release of Epstein files w his name on them, is that no one thinks he is innocent even for a second
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Nick Reiner was apparently part of the troubled teen network, and went to camps that snatched kids in the middle of the night. A lot of these camps are basically legal torture. Rec people read the following graphic novel ab this (other) person's experience
elan.school/rude-awakeni...
1: Rude Awakening – Elan.School
elan.school
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Just really awesome how our financial elite just spent the last several decades admonishing people for pursing the humanities and creative fields, and are now suddenly pedaling the idea that "there are no good ideas anymore" after spending the last 5 years laying off everybody with a brain
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Or watch Pam Bondi lie again and say they can't release them because of new “active investigations.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1 trillion.

Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.

Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits.

This is the military industrial complex on steroids.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Just heard the news about milo yianapolis and I'm just amused the guy who made a career of saying feminism is cancer now has to explain that he has a feminism in his frontal lobe
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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There are so many holes in DHS’s story it’s nuts. They say this woman was driving her boyfriend’s car, who they claim is undocumented.

ICE pulls her over, see she’s alone, know they are looking for a man, and still handcuff her while she screams “I am a US citizen,”.

Why is ICE harassing women?
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.

Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.

Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.

Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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100% THIS!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Layoffs have hit over 1.1M so far this year — the most since the pandemic.

Yet corporate profits continue to hit record highs, with corporations increasingly spending those earnings on stock buybacks to enrich execs and shareholders.

This is what a rigged economy looks like.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM