au version of @exiledgears.bsky.social! whimsy and a dash of overly hyper attitude.. / GLAGGLES. / mun is 20 but no lewd
cws: probable violence/gore
halloween pfp: @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social
Yeah, they almost got killed!]
* ..but then I was put into a NEW facility!! it was new and exciting! I thought it was a light at the end...
* but. um. they were mean to me and wanted to use me for even meaner things.
[The screen has associated visuals, almost as if showing the memory.]
[ He won't say the word BUT- come on you know what he means. ]
* Right?
[This bot's been through their version of a personal hell, but that's not all of it.]
Yeah, they almost got killed!]
* ..but then I was put into a NEW facility!! it was new and exciting! I thought it was a light at the end...
* but. um. they were mean to me and wanted to use me for even meaner things.
[The screen has associated visuals, almost as if showing the memory.]
[This bot's been through their version of a personal hell, but that's not all of it.]
[This bot's been through their version of a personal hell, but that's not all of it.]
[ He takes his hat off. ]
[Oh, that's scary! The fake joy just left.]
[Oh, that's scary! The fake joy just left.]
* Eventually you're gonna have to stop in your tracks and ask them about what they wanted.
[Still trying! But it isn't working.
This method isn't working, Hyperpop. You can't keep on going like this.]
[Oh, that's scary! The fake joy just left.]
[Still trying! But it isn't working.
This method isn't working, Hyperpop. You can't keep on going like this.]
* You can drop the persona now, SpongeBob.
* Tell me what's going on.
* Don't worry too much...
[Still trying! But it isn't working.
This method isn't working, Hyperpop. You can't keep on going like this.]
* Don't worry too much...
[ Straight to the point! ]
[Uh oh they sound sad again.]
* Don't worry too much...
[Uh oh they sound sad again.]
[Uh oh they sound sad again.]
But are they still trying smiling? Yes.]
But are they still trying smiling? Yes.]
* Did you just change writing perspective??
[Yeah.]
* It's a bit quirky.
* Did you just change writing perspective??
[Yeah.]
[Hyperpop somehow coughs something up from their screen.]
* OUH.
* Wait, what is that??
[Hyperpop somehow coughs something up from their screen.]
* OUH.
* Wait, what is that??
[Hyperpop somehow coughs something up from their screen.]
* OUH.
* Wait, what is that??
LIGHTHEARTED. that means no killing the happiness. let the villains party too lmao
LIGHTHEARTED. that means no killing the happiness. let the villains party too lmao
Yes. You are.
You are vibing like it's Sadie Hawkins.]
Yes. You are.
You are vibing like it's Sadie Hawkins.]
[Explodes their speakers with hyperpop. Like their name.]
[Explodes their speakers with hyperpop. Like their name.]
[You have HUH?]
[You have HUH?]
Extra fuzzy!
Sounds about right...
[Do they know.]
Extra fuzzy!
Sounds about right...
[Do they know.]
* Y'know, I wanted to be a teacher myself at some point BUT- I dunno, I'm a bit too blunt.
* If a kid broke a bone in front of me I'd probably go "yup, that's gonna leave some lasting consequences".
* Which is- not ideal.
Do youuu?
[How many "really"s?]
[How many "really"s?]
Do youuu?
* By that I mean I know a few teachers.
Do youuu?