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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚
@thereagent.bsky.social
· Jan 25
"𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐢.
. . .
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬... 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐢ß𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐡."
. . .
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬... 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐢ß𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐡."
Again, a lot more to unpack. Along with the cargo, he assumed.
"I'm assuming the cargo was uh, big. And important." Real smart observations!
But something bugged him, a decently sized ship, and they had to share a room?
"Are there not enough rooms aboard, or eh, are you worried I'll blow this -
"I'm assuming the cargo was uh, big. And important." Real smart observations!
But something bugged him, a decently sized ship, and they had to share a room?
"Are there not enough rooms aboard, or eh, are you worried I'll blow this -
《
down the dock. Annoyed. He will always be.
—We have a shared room, so I can have an eye on you.
down the dock. Annoyed. He will always be.
—We have a shared room, so I can have an eye on you.
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Again, a lot more to unpack. Along with the cargo, he assumed.
"I'm assuming the cargo was uh, big. And important." Real smart observations!
But something bugged him, a decently sized ship, and they had to share a room?
"Are there not enough rooms aboard, or eh, are you worried I'll blow this -
"I'm assuming the cargo was uh, big. And important." Real smart observations!
But something bugged him, a decently sized ship, and they had to share a room?
"Are there not enough rooms aboard, or eh, are you worried I'll blow this -
[..do i owe anyone a reply? I feel like I'm missing something
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
[..do i owe anyone a reply? I feel like I'm missing something
"Oh boy." Mumbling to himself in an oh-so cliche manner.
"On our own? Isn't there 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳... Crew? Or uh." He really was taking this all awfully literally. Clearly he wasn't cut out for space adventure stuff. Or, well, much of anything new to him.
The sheepish, confused, frankly scared look on his -
"On our own? Isn't there 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳... Crew? Or uh." He really was taking this all awfully literally. Clearly he wasn't cut out for space adventure stuff. Or, well, much of anything new to him.
The sheepish, confused, frankly scared look on his -
—. . .I am not.
Leon ended up tiling his head in confusion. It really is his first time.
—I say it because we're gonna be here for a few days on our own. Unless you really want me to hit on ya.
His annoyed expression says it all. It will take a long while.
Leon ended up tiling his head in confusion. It really is his first time.
—I say it because we're gonna be here for a few days on our own. Unless you really want me to hit on ya.
His annoyed expression says it all. It will take a long while.
- down at the fingertips and knuckles.
..then he squints.
"If I know–" Who knew a human could look so surprised. "Is that.. You're not hitting on me, are you?"
..then he squints.
"If I know–" Who knew a human could look so surprised. "Is that.. You're not hitting on me, are you?"
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"Oh boy." Mumbling to himself in an oh-so cliche manner.
"On our own? Isn't there 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳... Crew? Or uh." He really was taking this all awfully literally. Clearly he wasn't cut out for space adventure stuff. Or, well, much of anything new to him.
The sheepish, confused, frankly scared look on his -
"On our own? Isn't there 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳... Crew? Or uh." He really was taking this all awfully literally. Clearly he wasn't cut out for space adventure stuff. Or, well, much of anything new to him.
The sheepish, confused, frankly scared look on his -
"Aw sheiße.
I didn't do a thing for New Year's.
Well.
Um...
Happy New Year's, you all."
I didn't do a thing for New Year's.
Well.
Um...
Happy New Year's, you all."
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
"Aw sheiße.
I didn't do a thing for New Year's.
Well.
Um...
Happy New Year's, you all."
I didn't do a thing for New Year's.
Well.
Um...
Happy New Year's, you all."
"Perfekt.
You're funny." Snickering a bit, "It's hard to joke with people without them being jerks or misinterpreting everything."
You're funny." Snickering a bit, "It's hard to joke with people without them being jerks or misinterpreting everything."
“Yep. You’ll get your medal in the mail.”
He’s not taking a shot. Just a little rib.
He’s not taking a shot. Just a little rib.
"So klug." He's talking about himself, hands on his hips boastfully.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"Perfekt.
You're funny." Snickering a bit, "It's hard to joke with people without them being jerks or misinterpreting everything."
You're funny." Snickering a bit, "It's hard to joke with people without them being jerks or misinterpreting everything."
A whole lot of mixed messages to unpack in a first encounter. But, piecing it all together, Bernard manages to find something to go off of.
"J-ja, sorry, Herr Powalski." Still on edge, clearly. But Leon's hand is swiftly clasped with Bernard's, clad in a cheap workers glove that has been worn -
"J-ja, sorry, Herr Powalski." Still on edge, clearly. But Leon's hand is swiftly clasped with Bernard's, clad in a cheap workers glove that has been worn -
《
He seemed annoyed, but not for the fact of having the human in there.
—If ya know what I mean.
He seemed annoyed, but not for the fact of having the human in there.
—If ya know what I mean.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
A whole lot of mixed messages to unpack in a first encounter. But, piecing it all together, Bernard manages to find something to go off of.
"J-ja, sorry, Herr Powalski." Still on edge, clearly. But Leon's hand is swiftly clasped with Bernard's, clad in a cheap workers glove that has been worn -
"J-ja, sorry, Herr Powalski." Still on edge, clearly. But Leon's hand is swiftly clasped with Bernard's, clad in a cheap workers glove that has been worn -
This poor robot.
Bernard was always under the impression that robots couldn't suffer, couldn't feel, stuff like that. But watching Hyper recount all that they've (it's?) lost just makes him sad.
"There is always people– and, eh, animals— and... I don't know, whatever else there is out -
Bernard was always under the impression that robots couldn't suffer, couldn't feel, stuff like that. But watching Hyper recount all that they've (it's?) lost just makes him sad.
"There is always people– and, eh, animals— and... I don't know, whatever else there is out -
Like, um. Humans and pets! You see, I was a daycare robot who worked with humans, so not having as many around as before is a bit sad...
[Somebody needs to start group therapy for beings affected by mass death. Hyper smiles a little, still.]
Heh- but! There's some people to take care of SOMETIMES!
[Somebody needs to start group therapy for beings affected by mass death. Hyper smiles a little, still.]
Heh- but! There's some people to take care of SOMETIMES!
"Oh."
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This poor robot.
Bernard was always under the impression that robots couldn't suffer, couldn't feel, stuff like that. But watching Hyper recount all that they've (it's?) lost just makes him sad.
"There is always people– and, eh, animals— and... I don't know, whatever else there is out -
Bernard was always under the impression that robots couldn't suffer, couldn't feel, stuff like that. But watching Hyper recount all that they've (it's?) lost just makes him sad.
"There is always people– and, eh, animals— and... I don't know, whatever else there is out -
[Hmm. I wanna include more metaphors and symbolism in my writing but I don't wanna come off as some 'im so literate' freak. I also dunno if people care but.... Bleh
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
[Hmm. I wanna include more metaphors and symbolism in my writing but I don't wanna come off as some 'im so literate' freak. I also dunno if people care but.... Bleh
"Und it must feel nice to walk a bit. Stretch your legs." A little joke, considering how Bernie thinks Levi normally wouldn't have legs in his leviathan form.
As Levi walked on the wet sand, the waves splashing up to his ankles, Bernie kept to the dry patch of sand. Bernard glanced at the -
As Levi walked on the wet sand, the waves splashing up to his ankles, Bernie kept to the dry patch of sand. Bernard glanced at the -
"As you wish,"
《Taking thw others hand and using its tail to prod itself up. It began to walk along the shore. Making sure to walk in the water with no problem.》
"The water feels good against my scales. This is better, yes."
《It spoke. Its voice warmer.》
《Taking thw others hand and using its tail to prod itself up. It began to walk along the shore. Making sure to walk in the water with no problem.》
"The water feels good against my scales. This is better, yes."
《It spoke. Its voice warmer.》
"Auh. That makes sense." It sort of did. Bernard understood the late stages of perpetual grieving, but he also couldn't shapeshift, so it was a bit difficult to fully relate to them.
Then he stood, offering a hand to help Levi up- Even though Levi was probably much more.. Heavy and stuff.
"Come -
Then he stood, offering a hand to help Levi up- Even though Levi was probably much more.. Heavy and stuff.
"Come -
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"Und it must feel nice to walk a bit. Stretch your legs." A little joke, considering how Bernie thinks Levi normally wouldn't have legs in his leviathan form.
As Levi walked on the wet sand, the waves splashing up to his ankles, Bernie kept to the dry patch of sand. Bernard glanced at the -
As Levi walked on the wet sand, the waves splashing up to his ankles, Bernie kept to the dry patch of sand. Bernard glanced at the -
[Alright time to get off my ass and reply....
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
[Alright time to get off my ass and reply....
" Frohes Neues Jahr ! "
Coff coff.. Still sick.
Coff coff.. Still sick.
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
" Frohes Neues Jahr ! "
Coff coff.. Still sick.
Coff coff.. Still sick.
"So klug." He's talking about himself, hands on his hips boastfully.
“Oh! Yeah. British. Well. British-Irish.”
Now he just feels stupid.
Now he just feels stupid.
"I've only ever heard British say 'blimey'."
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"So klug." He's talking about himself, hands on his hips boastfully.
[Oh dear. I had to block two porn accounts already.
Pleaaasseee don't let Bluesky become Twitter where we get like 30 DMs trying to get us to scam sites
Pleaaasseee don't let Bluesky become Twitter where we get like 30 DMs trying to get us to scam sites
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
[Oh dear. I had to block two porn accounts already.
Pleaaasseee don't let Bluesky become Twitter where we get like 30 DMs trying to get us to scam sites
Pleaaasseee don't let Bluesky become Twitter where we get like 30 DMs trying to get us to scam sites
"I've only ever heard British say 'blimey'."
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
“British?”
He’s so confused.
He’s so confused.
" British. "
Well said Bernard.
Well said Bernard.
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"I've only ever heard British say 'blimey'."
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
Flawed logic, but at least he backed up his claim. Sorta. Not really.
" British. "
Well said Bernard.
Well said Bernard.
Hehe. Boo.
Blimey.
Blimey.
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
" British. "
Well said Bernard.
Well said Bernard.
[but for realsies, im feeling like shit and 99% sure i have a fever so.. i dont wnana give out crap replies, but i also wanna rp so.. ugh.
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
[but for realsies, im feeling like shit and 99% sure i have a fever so.. i dont wnana give out crap replies, but i also wanna rp so.. ugh.
"my head i killin me..."
You know its serious when the speech isn't even capitalized or spelt right. Bernie's SICK!
You know its serious when the speech isn't even capitalized or spelt right. Bernie's SICK!
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"my head i killin me..."
You know its serious when the speech isn't even capitalized or spelt right. Bernie's SICK!
You know its serious when the speech isn't even capitalized or spelt right. Bernie's SICK!
Lonely and (love)sick is not a good combo.
Oh woe is Bernie, again.
Oh woe is Bernie, again.
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Lonely and (love)sick is not a good combo.
Oh woe is Bernie, again.
Oh woe is Bernie, again.
[im gonna complain about sick and allergie to the day that i die of sick and allergy, oh. my. god. I look like a freak because i have two boxes of tissues in my room but i swear its not what it looksl ike i just have terrible allrgiess ushghghg
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
[im gonna complain about sick and allergie to the day that i die of sick and allergy, oh. my. god. I look like a freak because i have two boxes of tissues in my room but i swear its not what it looksl ike i just have terrible allrgiess ushghghg
[holy fuck this sick is killing me ugueuh
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
[holy fuck this sick is killing me ugueuh
"Oh."
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
.
Because my planet is gone!
[Oh! That was pretty much a nuke of information right there.]
So I've had barely anyone organic in my life since then!
Because my planet is gone!
[Oh! That was pretty much a nuke of information right there.]
So I've had barely anyone organic in my life since then!
"Huh?" Raising his brow to the point where he looks just like 🤨
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Oh."
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
Damn. So much to process in just five words. Bernard feels a little bad for looking so emoji-like.
"Anyone organic as in.. Organic from your species?" He was so sure Hyper was a robot.. thing... guy.... person.. computer..?
Sneezing... Achoo... Wwhhaa... Wh...WHACHOO!
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sneezing... Achoo... Wwhhaa... Wh...WHACHOO!
Reposted by ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚
THE IMPRISONED ONE.
This ETERNAL BEING has conquered time itself.
The source of all monsters.
According to tales passed down through generations,
it appears differently in each epoch and to each person who lays eyes on it.
― READ ALT TEXT.
― ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW.
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
THE IMPRISONED ONE.
This ETERNAL BEING has conquered time itself.
The source of all monsters.
According to tales passed down through generations,
it appears differently in each epoch and to each person who lays eyes on it.
― READ ALT TEXT.
― ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW.
"Sounds eerily similar to... Well. Chin scratches."
It feels nice...
What a weird concept...
December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Sounds eerily similar to... Well. Chin scratches."