* Times have changed.
”…Who? What? The North Pole? Wouldn’t that take months to get to…?”
”…Who? What? The North Pole? Wouldn’t that take months to get to…?”
* North Pole.
* We are going to meet Santa Claus.
”…Who? What? The North Pole? Wouldn’t that take months to get to…?”
He's sleeping in today. Leave him alone.
* I'm going on a trip.
I don’t know what it means to feel anymore // I don’t know what it means to be anymore // I don’t know what it means to live anymore // I don’t know what it means to care anymore
[ sleep faster - captain ahab ]
He’s petting two tabbies.
* ...you should see my shed.
[ He grins. ]
* ...I will be using them responsibly.
[ He pulls out a bomb flower from his inventory. ]
//I want thistle to get beat up because he’s so cute it would be so fun
//but alas. this thistle wouldn’t gaf that much and my dungeon lord thisrle would be HARD to beat up. little thistle is baby
//I want thistle to get beat up because he’s so cute it would be so fun
//but alas. this thistle wouldn’t gaf that much and my dungeon lord thisrle would be HARD to beat up. little thistle is baby
* My boss is a rabbit and I love her.
* ... Platonically.
* I'm still having fun, tho.
* We do not say swear words in this house.
* I haven't said a swear word for a whole year.
“Now you are a half beast abomination. Idiot.”
“A slime…? Where…?”
“A slime…? Where…?”
⠀
★ || ❝ wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ?
ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs 𝕷𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ɪɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ 𝕳𝐎𝐔𝐑 ?
ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ 𝕭𝐎𝐑𝐍 ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜʀ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ?
ᴡᴇʀᴇ 𝖂𝐄 ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕴𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 ?
⠀
⠀
⠀
★ || ❝ wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ?
ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs 𝕷𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ɪɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ 𝕳𝐎𝐔𝐑 ?
ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ 𝕭𝐎𝐑𝐍 ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜʀ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ?
ᴡᴇʀᴇ 𝖂𝐄 ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕴𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 ?
⠀
⠀
“Now you are a half beast abomination. Idiot.”
[ His nose twitches. ]
“Now you are a half beast abomination. Idiot.”
“You look like a monster. Monsters eat people.”
*The specter frowned at the statement*
�̷̥̺̇̅"̶͚͐I̵͇̊ ̴̞͐Ḏ̶̊[̴̤̓o̶̪͊n̷͉̒'̷͔̒t̴̩̆]̷̥̓ ̴̺͘K̸̙͗[̸͈̉n̸͎͝ô̶͈w̵̥͆]̵͇̇ ̷̻͂ẃ̷̨h̵̢͘y̸͔͑ ̴̞́y̵̼̽ơ̴ͅü̵͎ ̴͇̈́ẃ̴ͅǫ̴͊u̵͙͗l̷̠͘ḑ̵́ ̸̺͋a̵̎͜ş̶̓s̷̖̐u̵͖̓m̷͉̒e̸͌ͅ ̷̺̈́s̸͈̾ů̸̠c̵̛ͅh̸̡͝ ̷͉̔å̷̳ ̶̗̄t̶̬͝h̶͊ͅi̴̤͘n̵̺̆ǵ̵̻.̴̲̅ ̴̝̿.̸̩͠ ̴̠́.̷̗͠"̴̞̐
“You look like a monster. Monsters eat people.”