yanderes too

//I had a hyperfixation on the different dere types when I was younger and iirc it is obsessive + violent but some people also interpret it more loosely and apply it to characters without romance focus (e.g thistle) and I have seen people refer to generally obsessive but not violent characters as +

“Understandable...A man teleported wood into my limbs once.” he paused, “…That was not very relevant…My mind is too scattered.”

“Needles. Hm. They are unpleasant...”

“What is that?”

”No, but you can have some if you want.”

He nodded. An awkward pause ensued.
“…How are you this morning?” he asked monotonously.

“Good morning.” he paused, “Apologies for calling your beast woman boss an animal.”

“Pokémon. Hm. Is that some breed of animal? Is it a pet you have lost?”

//wow! that is VERY fitting for this Thistle
//now I need to figure out how you reply to a lyric starter…hmmm
// do I just reply with a starter inspired by the lyrics?

“What is a Greninja?”

//oh that’s good! I hope you have a lovely meal :D. I just made dumplings and ate them and i’m having some more tomorrow for lunch cuz I made extra. I used suet like how you’re supposed to and now they’re extra yummy (normally I use butter)

“Who is ‘Santa’?”

He bristled.
“Do not patronise me. I am over a thousand years old. I am perfectly capable of understanding and handling your issue.”

//goood mooorning

“What do you mean?”