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Cassandra the Wretched
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Unhinged terminally online unsexy gender-thing.

Don't talk to me or the voices in my head ever again
Currently suffering for my art (eating salty food and when I'm perpetually dehydrated)
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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btw if this is happening to me then it can happen to you
we really need more leftist content creators discussing paypros censorship
please contact your favorite leftist content creators and ask them to kindly talk about financial censorship of speech
clearly the problem is getting worse
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I understand why many vegans consider wool exploitative as an industry, because mass production does not treat animals kindly.

However, I feel like humane wool production wouldn't be inherently exploitative because domesticated sheep need to be shaved or risk health issues.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sometimes I feel like im as brittle as a pizzelle and then I get hit on the head by the numbing stick and remember oh right that just turns off on its own

If it helps, you can imagine the numbing stick as a big cartoony metal bat with spikes on it.

It's not, but I'm not going to ruin your fun.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
cold take: political compasses are liberal nonsense that make you smell bad

they make you smell bad stop using them

go take a shower
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I do not care that the charity fraud guy is still beefing with that guy who lost the easiest lawsuit ever trying to prove that his dead neonazi friend was murdered and the fake engineer who's Israel's biggest dickrider.

3 liars arguing about who's the biggest liar is the most pointless shit.
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I think you need to take a shower.

You know who you are.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Remind me not to drunk tweet on main. I have the DMs of ppl who flirt with me for that.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
apparently I can sleep through the sound of a barely muffled jackhammer one room over
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When I finally fully remove meat and dairy from my diet, I'm going to change my profile picture to something more original :)
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My vegan recipe catalog keeps expanding and I'm so close to finding staples that I can cook without effort
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
horses are like really big hamsters send skeet
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Y'know what? Fuck you.

*semicircles your half-tone*
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
So glad that mii swordfighter guy casually just dropped autocancel ledgedash at the end of the video
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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i like this
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One day I will prove that vagueposting is funny
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I do not like your boyfriend.

You know who you are.
October 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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video game developers need romance consultants
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Straight men who do theatre are queer.
This is my take and no I will not elaborate.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm so close to done with the surgically important kind of hair removal
October 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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vx-underground: Discord Zendesk breach is 1.5TBs of age verification photos. 2.1 +million photos

Spent this morning try to cross-verify, as news about the breach is going viral on Twitter
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.

Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM