I love our allies, even if our incoming president hates them!

cc: @thekiffness.bsky.social

Good morning.

Ask your mom to make some calls to Congress today on your behalf.

There are still cabinet positions available.

Biden should keep going with his pardons: Trump, Jack Smith & team, Mueller & team, and a blanket pardon for all on Trump’s enemies list for any and all political statements before December 25, 2024! Merry Christmas:-). Take the wind out of retribution/revenge!

To save millions in data storage, the National Sex Offender Registry has announced it will merge with the White House’s government website.

Sex Offenders can be viewed on the ‘Meet the Team’ page beginning January 20th, 2025.

I had no idea how thirsty I was for some good news until Joe pardoned Hunter.

It seems that the requirements for any position in the FG’s administration include felonies, jail time, a history of sexual assault and misogyny, and various and sundry illegal activity, etc. Only the best people. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

remember those kids who would smash all their toys within the first half hour of Christmas morning? and then they would come over to your house and smash yours, and laugh?
all those kids have grown up, and they're now members of Donald Trump's cabinet

The best people. Happy Friday!

There you have it. Texas is the first state to officially offer up their state for the concentration camps

‘We all know our party is full of rapists and pedophiles so if you don’t let my second favorite rapist pedophile take the spot atop our entire justice system, I’ll tell everyone about all of you other rapist pedophiles.’

— Marge Greene

Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.

When our military is compromised

Intelligence compromised.

Health compromised

Education compromised

The Justice system compromised

When we lose our moral standing and place of excellence in the 🌎

Truth & liberty are scarce
And freedom is a memory

Will they know they never owned the libs?

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

6. Hegseth criticized injured veterans who receive government assistance

He argued that, absent a chronic condition, accepting benefits violates "the ethos of service" because it makes veterans "dependent" on the government.

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.