silco tries to do the ~let your old self die~ water dunking shit and viktor comes up like HACK HACK HACK COUGH (spits out blood) could you try not to kill the new me as well it seems counterproductive

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

Joint hypermobility and/or instability may be a person’s only problem. It can also occur as part of a known syndrome, such as types of Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and hypermobility spectrum disorders (HSD).

jayvik?

the little drummer boy also soundtracked the crucifixion

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

drop the shinsou and aizawa fic recs in the comments

um

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

"BLACK RIFLE STILL HAS COCONUT CREAM TEA!!!" i scream as they drag me into the asylum

Okay but

Stolas being openly loving and affectionate with Loona once they get to know each other a little better. He always thanks her so sincerely.

And he starts giving her that dad side hug and praising her and everything

ive never played lethal company and yet this appeals to me

goodnight to my bloomfies🍓✨

day two of constantly thinking about vi from hit show arcane ughhhhh brain rotting

people getting angry whenever the nintendo music addition isn't like Mario are so funny

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity

Do you ever think about how many skills you acquire as an indie author? Writing/editing aside, we also:
- format our books, which requires proficiency with that software
- build websites & newsletters
- manage social media
- dabble in graphic design
- network with other authors
And so much more!

gremlins 2 is like 5 movies

Babies

Elf is a terrible Christmas movie and I hate it.