⚙️Whatifmachine⚙️
@whatifmachine.bsky.social
He/Him
Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.
Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 178/180
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.
Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 178/180
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
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I had so much fun this year! Thank you all for hangin with me!
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
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Live in Five.
Mostly just the gameplay tonight since I'm getting a late start.
First MonDetox of 2026 | Twilight Princess Continues | !FFOC | !Donate | !ND | !CRT | !DSA
Tacked on a couple of new alerts for ya too
www.twitch.tv/hoguelikewoah
Mostly just the gameplay tonight since I'm getting a late start.
First MonDetox of 2026 | Twilight Princess Continues | !FFOC | !Donate | !ND | !CRT | !DSA
Tacked on a couple of new alerts for ya too
www.twitch.tv/hoguelikewoah
HogueLikeWoah - Twitch
Mental Health Educator spinning up a First Class Flight of Therapeutic Escapism via Retro Gaming, Pop Culture Discussion, Cooking and IRL Content. [18+]
www.twitch.tv
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Live in Five.
Mostly just the gameplay tonight since I'm getting a late start.
First MonDetox of 2026 | Twilight Princess Continues | !FFOC | !Donate | !ND | !CRT | !DSA
Tacked on a couple of new alerts for ya too
www.twitch.tv/hoguelikewoah
Mostly just the gameplay tonight since I'm getting a late start.
First MonDetox of 2026 | Twilight Princess Continues | !FFOC | !Donate | !ND | !CRT | !DSA
Tacked on a couple of new alerts for ya too
www.twitch.tv/hoguelikewoah
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Starting out the year with a cozy stream, finishing Thomas was Alone then starting The Legend of Dragoon!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Starting out the year with a cozy stream, finishing Thomas was Alone then starting The Legend of Dragoon!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
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the ending of parasite eve got me like
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the ending of parasite eve got me like
I don't know what stream is gonna look like this weekend and the coming week. I found out yesterday that my aunt is in the hospital and won't be with us much longer. She's an amazing woman. Fuck cancer man.
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I don't know what stream is gonna look like this weekend and the coming week. I found out yesterday that my aunt is in the hospital and won't be with us much longer. She's an amazing woman. Fuck cancer man.
I had so much fun this year! Thank you all for hangin with me!
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I had so much fun this year! Thank you all for hangin with me!
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
Games beat:
Mega Man X1-4
Chrono Trigger
Prey
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pokemon Snap
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Kirby's Dreamland Extra
It's gonna be a long night tonight! There are so many consoles on my floor right now 🤣 We are definitely taking the Super Scope for a spin!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It's gonna be a long night tonight! There are so many consoles on my floor right now 🤣 We are definitely taking the Super Scope for a spin!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Tonight, we are going to say fuck you to 2025 with a mishmash of retro games. Everything's on the table, NES, SNES (might even pull out the Super Scope), Gameboy, Wii, PS1, PS2. Starting a little bit later than usual at 9:00PM CST
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tonight, we are going to say fuck you to 2025 with a mishmash of retro games. Everything's on the table, NES, SNES (might even pull out the Super Scope), Gameboy, Wii, PS1, PS2. Starting a little bit later than usual at 9:00PM CST
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
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Last Stream of 2025 is tomorrow - and we're on the FRONT PAGE of Twitch!
- FINAL day to sign our 2025 guestbook!
- Tierlist of every game we streamed this year!
- Playing a variety of N64 favorites until VERY LATE MAYBE 3AM EST IDK WELL SEE HOW SLEEPY I GET:)
Hope to see yall there, im NERVOUS
- FINAL day to sign our 2025 guestbook!
- Tierlist of every game we streamed this year!
- Playing a variety of N64 favorites until VERY LATE MAYBE 3AM EST IDK WELL SEE HOW SLEEPY I GET:)
Hope to see yall there, im NERVOUS
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Last Stream of 2025 is tomorrow - and we're on the FRONT PAGE of Twitch!
- FINAL day to sign our 2025 guestbook!
- Tierlist of every game we streamed this year!
- Playing a variety of N64 favorites until VERY LATE MAYBE 3AM EST IDK WELL SEE HOW SLEEPY I GET:)
Hope to see yall there, im NERVOUS
- FINAL day to sign our 2025 guestbook!
- Tierlist of every game we streamed this year!
- Playing a variety of N64 favorites until VERY LATE MAYBE 3AM EST IDK WELL SEE HOW SLEEPY I GET:)
Hope to see yall there, im NERVOUS
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2026 Resolutions ✨️
- Be Kinder To Myself
- Be More Active
- Collect More Physical Media
- Don't Feel Guilty For Not Streaming Consistently
- Look At More Birds
- Be Kinder To Myself
- Be More Active
- Collect More Physical Media
- Don't Feel Guilty For Not Streaming Consistently
- Look At More Birds
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
2026 Resolutions ✨️
- Be Kinder To Myself
- Be More Active
- Collect More Physical Media
- Don't Feel Guilty For Not Streaming Consistently
- Look At More Birds
- Be Kinder To Myself
- Be More Active
- Collect More Physical Media
- Don't Feel Guilty For Not Streaming Consistently
- Look At More Birds
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party 🎄
My wife's coworker got me this for Christmas! I had no idea this existed!
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My wife's coworker got me this for Christmas! I had no idea this existed!
We're doing a Rando/Indie Ps3 game night tonight! Not sure what we're gonna play, but probably a run of Journey for sure!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We're doing a Rando/Indie Ps3 game night tonight! Not sure what we're gonna play, but probably a run of Journey for sure!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Our waiter last night gave us a to-go box filled with Andes mints!
a man in a suit and tie says " the greatest day of all time " in front of a window
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December 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Our waiter last night gave us a to-go box filled with Andes mints!
We finished up Sonic Unleashed Recompiled last night! I had a blast with this game! The enhancements and QOL changes on this were gorgeous! Thank you to everyone who came out and thank you to my Mod @wesall1.bsky.social for introducing me to this game!
We raided @retrodrewtv.bsky.social
We raided @retrodrewtv.bsky.social
Sonic Unleashed | PC Port | First Playthrough | Stream 5 | - whatifmachine on Twitch
whatifmachine went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Retro VOD now.
www.twitch.tv
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We finished up Sonic Unleashed Recompiled last night! I had a blast with this game! The enhancements and QOL changes on this were gorgeous! Thank you to everyone who came out and thank you to my Mod @wesall1.bsky.social for introducing me to this game!
We raided @retrodrewtv.bsky.social
We raided @retrodrewtv.bsky.social
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WE ARE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU, STEVE!!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WE ARE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU, STEVE!!!
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If you buy 10 regular Dr. Pepper, you get this one for free
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you buy 10 regular Dr. Pepper, you get this one for free
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Left: *what was promised*
Right: ACTUAL statue shown by someone who got it already.
Well, mine comes in today. If it's better/worse for any reason I'm calling it out. I paid $250 over a YEAR ago for the CE just to get this statue based on what was shown to me.
I'm not confident, but we'll see...
Right: ACTUAL statue shown by someone who got it already.
Well, mine comes in today. If it's better/worse for any reason I'm calling it out. I paid $250 over a YEAR ago for the CE just to get this statue based on what was shown to me.
I'm not confident, but we'll see...
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Left: *what was promised*
Right: ACTUAL statue shown by someone who got it already.
Well, mine comes in today. If it's better/worse for any reason I'm calling it out. I paid $250 over a YEAR ago for the CE just to get this statue based on what was shown to me.
I'm not confident, but we'll see...
Right: ACTUAL statue shown by someone who got it already.
Well, mine comes in today. If it's better/worse for any reason I'm calling it out. I paid $250 over a YEAR ago for the CE just to get this statue based on what was shown to me.
I'm not confident, but we'll see...
Currently working on the last level of Sonic Unleashed, and so far, it's a doozy!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog swimming in the water with the website adreamcalledeternity.tumblr.com at the bottom
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December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Currently working on the last level of Sonic Unleashed, and so far, it's a doozy!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Starting Sonic Unleashed! Not sure how much is left, but we gotta be gettin close!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Starting Sonic Unleashed! Not sure how much is left, but we gotta be gettin close!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Ooop it happened again! This time I'm following 666 people! 😆
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ooop it happened again! This time I'm following 666 people! 😆
No stream tonight. Think we're gonna stick to Friday and Sunday streams only until we get the childcare thing sorted out. All our schedules are messed up so I'm not getting much in the way of sleep lately. I'm hopeful we will get something sorted out soon though 😁
a man in a green sweater is standing in a kitchen talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a green sweater is standing in a kitchen talking to another man .
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December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No stream tonight. Think we're gonna stick to Friday and Sunday streams only until we get the childcare thing sorted out. All our schedules are messed up so I'm not getting much in the way of sleep lately. I'm hopeful we will get something sorted out soon though 😁
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I made this game with @appleheadd.bsky.social !!
It was such a fun time and hope you guys enjoy it 🐇
It was such a fun time and hope you guys enjoy it 🐇
I made a game for the #metroidvaniamonthjam !!!
This is my first major game project ever and it was a blast. Hope you have fun! (Link in replies)
This is my first major game project ever and it was a blast. Hope you have fun! (Link in replies)
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I made this game with @appleheadd.bsky.social !!
It was such a fun time and hope you guys enjoy it 🐇
It was such a fun time and hope you guys enjoy it 🐇
Walking into 2026
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Walking into 2026
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Merry Thicccccmas
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Merry Thicccccmas