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⚙️Whatifmachine⚙️
@whatifmachine.bsky.social
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He/Him
Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.

Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 161/170
twitch.tv/whatifmachine

Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
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Servin up some Banjo Kazooie tonight! Haven't done a playthrough of this for many years! Let's see how much I can remember from this absolute gem!
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Picture of me with Banjo Kazooie in my N64!
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Will we finish Zaza? Im ready to see what the post-game is all about, so hopefully!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I believe we'll be finishing this gem tonight! Also, as of November 1st, I've been streaming for exactly 1 year! Feels like just yesterday! My affiliate anniversary will be in February, but it feels like an important milestone to take note of! 😁

Starting Pokemon ZaZa now!
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November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Why does it look like Charizard is giving the finger behind Blastoise's head 😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Won't be able to stream on Wednesday soooo SURPRISE STREAM!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Zippideedoodah now!

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November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Starting another stream of Pokemon Legends: Z-A! I made some new Pokemon sound redeems, which are all 1 channel point for the rest of the game!

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Picture of me with my copy of Pokemon Legends: Z-A and a big shit eating grin on my face!
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I present the "I need to kill an hour and a half in a parking lot" kit.
A picture of my Switch 1 with Pokemon Legends: Z-A plugged into a Jackery Power Station.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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My Xbox 360 and PS3 lookin up at me while I play Pokemon Legends.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Rank D, here we come! Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Somebody got a haircut! Bet you can't guess who? I've also added some new Megas and Evolutions to the roster!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A Return of Mewtwo Strikes Back now!

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Picture of me putting my finger on my mouth in an inquisitive fashion. Like an asshole.
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Aw why not!? Y'all designed it like that not me!
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Who has giant teeth and a shiny Mega Gengar? This guy!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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More of dis tonight! I think I'm going for rank W now? And somebody has a shiny mon thanks to a certain friendo named @firelordfried.bsky.social!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Thank you to everyone who stopped by for more Legends Z-A! I've been having a lot of fun with it now that I'm not trapped in tutorial purgatory. Thanks for the gift sub @firelordfried.bsky.social! We got raided by the excellent twitch.tv/wabba_jac! We raided out to @sirrandall.yeold.press!
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Time for more Pokemon Legends: ZA! I think I'm mostly through the tutorial now? 😆

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October 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The time has arrived for this giant face to enjoy this little cartridge!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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Picture of an old goober and his copy of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Somebody got into the Halloween candy while muttering "Ungrateful kids won't appreciate anyway!" 😆
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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It begins tonight!

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5pm PST, 7PM Central, 8PM EST
Picture of the inside of Pokemon Legends ZA
October 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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TotototototoDILE! 😁😁😁😁
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Starting up Dead Space! I think we are off to the Medical Deck which I'm sure will be a normal jaunt through the medical wing of a spaceship. Starting Now! 😁

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October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I finally found one! 😁😁😁😁
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Default dick playing Dead Space on PS3! Starting now at twitch.tv/whatifmachine!
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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We're finishing up the ever impressive Prey tonight! Then, we'll start one of my favorite horror games, Dead Space!
Starting now!

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October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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So I finally picked up a splitter so I can stream from my beloved PS3! Now, I can stream the games I was obsessed with back in the mid/late 2000s. Nearly 20 years ago now! 🧓👴 Thanks for the recommendation on the splitter @humblemudgames.bsky.social!
Picture of a UP ViewHD HDMI Splitter
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Starting up Prey now! We gotta be somewhat close to the end! However, the way I get distracted, who knows!

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October 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM