WhatAboutTob
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"They can't do that, that's illegal!" I scream into the void from my El Salvadorian prison cell.
I remember early on in Wemby's rookie year I tweeted the Spurs were closer to an NBA title than the Mavs. I caught A LOT of shit. Then the Mavs made the Finals (in which they had zero chance of winning), and I caught A LOT MORE shit. Feel free to apologize Mavs fans. I'm big on forgiveness.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I remember early on in Wemby's rookie year I tweeted the Spurs were closer to an NBA title than the Mavs. I caught A LOT of shit. Then the Mavs made the Finals (in which they had zero chance of winning), and I caught A LOT MORE shit. Feel free to apologize Mavs fans. I'm big on forgiveness.
Good shit Mavericks
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Good shit Mavericks
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Victor Wembanyama is insane.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Victor Wembanyama is insane.
Victor Wembanyama, light work
First 35+ pt, 10+ reb, 5+ 3pt FG, 5+ ast, 5+ block game in NBA history
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Victor Wembanyama, light work
Imagine white knighting for Chuck Schumer of all people. Couldn't be me.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine white knighting for Chuck Schumer of all people. Couldn't be me.
How bout you eat my fucking balls you old cunt?
STFU, you cowardly, ignorant swine.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How bout you eat my fucking balls you old cunt?
Girls in grade school used to call me Bae-thoven.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Girls in grade school used to call me Bae-thoven.
Chuck Schumer gotta go. And by gotta go, I mean die.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Chuck Schumer gotta go. And by gotta go, I mean die.
Fuck this old limpdick cuck and everyone that keeps voting him into office
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fuck this old limpdick cuck and everyone that keeps voting him into office
Are ESPYs still a thing cause there's your winner?
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Are ESPYs still a thing cause there's your winner?
Just made mashed potatoes so creamy they reminded me of your mother
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just made mashed potatoes so creamy they reminded me of your mother
Its always Fuck Houston in this house
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Its always Fuck Houston in this house
No face in the entire history of mankind has looked more racist
James Watson, who co-discovered the structure of DNA has died at age 97. He was a scientific superstar until he made racist remarks that made him an outcast. n.pr/4oFvBWI
James Watson, who co-discovered the structure of DNA, has died at age 97
James Watson, who co-discovered the structure of DNA has died at age 97. He was a scientific superstar until he made racist remarks that made him an outcast.
n.pr
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No face in the entire history of mankind has looked more racist
I thought that bluesky Rude setting going around yesterday was just a funny photoshop. Jesus christ
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I thought that bluesky Rude setting going around yesterday was just a funny photoshop. Jesus christ
Predator Badlands was a near perfect sci-fi movie. Zero complaints. Good story, beautifully shot, comic relief, cool aliens, they humanized a Predator, Elle Fanning was great x2. Enjoyed it start to finish.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Predator Badlands was a near perfect sci-fi movie. Zero complaints. Good story, beautifully shot, comic relief, cool aliens, they humanized a Predator, Elle Fanning was great x2. Enjoyed it start to finish.
So not only did these two damn near 60 year old redneck pieces of shit buy these tix right next to me, when I walk up there she has her purse IN MY SEAT. I sit near the aisle bc fuck them. Then I listen as this old man bitches about the NYC mayoral election as if hes ever left city limits.
Jesus fucking christ. I bought my ticket a week ago. Why the fuck would you buy two seats right next to me?!?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So not only did these two damn near 60 year old redneck pieces of shit buy these tix right next to me, when I walk up there she has her purse IN MY SEAT. I sit near the aisle bc fuck them. Then I listen as this old man bitches about the NYC mayoral election as if hes ever left city limits.
Jesus fucking christ. I bought my ticket a week ago. Why the fuck would you buy two seats right next to me?!?!
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jesus fucking christ. I bought my ticket a week ago. Why the fuck would you buy two seats right next to me?!?!
Feels like a Predator Badlands and gas station cherry sours kinda night
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Feels like a Predator Badlands and gas station cherry sours kinda night
If the Lakers had a conscience at all they would simply give the Mavs another first rounder out of guilt.
At Y! Sports: A quick one on Luka Dončić's season-opening heater, and how one of the best players of his generation looking even better than ever can leave you grasping for descriptors that fit: yhoo.it/43iSXZQ
Is this the best Luka Dončić we’ve ever seen? The Lakers star is on a historic season-opening heater
Dončić is averaging 40 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists per game after another monster performance in a Lakers win over the Spurs.
yhoo.it
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If the Lakers had a conscience at all they would simply give the Mavs another first rounder out of guilt.
How the fuck is this the funniest/dumbest/saddest/most infuriating timeline all at once?
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How the fuck is this the funniest/dumbest/saddest/most infuriating timeline all at once?
I think to myself as a choke down another dry Raising Cane's chicken finger
Should’ve got Sauce.
Blockbuster: The Cowboys are trading for Jets Pro Bowl DT Quinnen Williams, sending a first-round pick and more to NYJ.
Expect this to be the Cowboys' 1st, rather than the Packers' 1st.
A new home for one of the NFL’s best teams that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
Expect this to be the Cowboys' 1st, rather than the Packers' 1st.
A new home for one of the NFL’s best teams that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think to myself as a choke down another dry Raising Cane's chicken finger
They dont get that shit fixed by the time Bama and LSU kickoff I might be right behind him
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They dont get that shit fixed by the time Bama and LSU kickoff I might be right behind him
Mavericks able to get to 5 losses a solid half hour before the Cowboys. Impressive stuff happening in Dallas.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mavericks able to get to 5 losses a solid half hour before the Cowboys. Impressive stuff happening in Dallas.
Sengun runs like a fancy boy
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sengun runs like a fancy boy
She's back 👀. She didnt unmatch, I guess maybe she paused her account or something. Still no response to my message but there's still a chance.
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
She's back 👀. She didnt unmatch, I guess maybe she paused her account or something. Still no response to my message but there's still a chance.