Vanessa Biscuits
@vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
Waiting for this nightmare to end.
Merry Christmas. I have lost mimosa count.
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Merry Christmas. I have lost mimosa count.
I tried crab. You’re welcome baby Jesus.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I tried crab. You’re welcome baby Jesus.
It’s slightly cold.
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s slightly cold.
Field goal shoot out!
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Field goal shoot out!
How the hell do we not have a guy who can kick a field goal?
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How the hell do we not have a guy who can kick a field goal?
Look if you’re going to talk about me - maybe don’t do it to my assistant. Cause he will literally call me 4 seconds later.
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Look if you’re going to talk about me - maybe don’t do it to my assistant. Cause he will literally call me 4 seconds later.
The perk of WFH is during my lunch I took a nap in my bed.
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The perk of WFH is during my lunch I took a nap in my bed.
Dan trying to talk to me about comps on houses is hilarious. Dude - I don’t do that. I watch selling sunset for drama not houses. Let me look at the contract when we sign.
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dan trying to talk to me about comps on houses is hilarious. Dude - I don’t do that. I watch selling sunset for drama not houses. Let me look at the contract when we sign.
How the hell was that not a touchdown
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How the hell was that not a touchdown
Ever since I got Covid two years ago every time I get sick I get the worst cough that lasts for weeks. It is horrible. I’d rather have a fever.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ever since I got Covid two years ago every time I get sick I get the worst cough that lasts for weeks. It is horrible. I’d rather have a fever.
Was I the only one who saw the kid w the double bird flip?
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Was I the only one who saw the kid w the double bird flip?
What is his shirt made out of?
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What is his shirt made out of?
So who’s team does Ted Cruz wear tonight?
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
So who’s team does Ted Cruz wear tonight?
Pirate Reveille remains undefeated 11-0
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pirate Reveille remains undefeated 11-0
No one but Lewis could pull this off.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No one but Lewis could pull this off.
How anticlimactic- hey I’m about to try to do an onside kick. Boo
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
How anticlimactic- hey I’m about to try to do an onside kick. Boo
I know my F1 drivers.
The broadcast just casually ignoring Carlos Sainz, but not @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I know my F1 drivers.
This national anthem is making America sad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This national anthem is making America sad.
PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINS UNDEFEATED!! 10-0
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINS UNDEFEATED!! 10-0
Elko definitely threw a couple of chairs during half time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Elko definitely threw a couple of chairs during half time.
He was too far to the fucking left.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He was too far to the fucking left.
“Thanksgiving comes before Christmas”- Thómas the Turkey
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Thanksgiving comes before Christmas”- Thómas the Turkey
Quick - who’s in the courtroom with Emmanuel Clase?
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Quick - who’s in the courtroom with Emmanuel Clase?
Oh so NOW the shutdown is over.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh so NOW the shutdown is over.
Wow you mean that guy we’ve known is a pedophile for 10 years IS a pedophile. That’s crazy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Wow you mean that guy we’ve known is a pedophile for 10 years IS a pedophile. That’s crazy.