Vanessa Biscuits
@vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
Waiting for this nightmare to end.
STILL UNDEFEATED!! 9-0
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
STILL UNDEFEATED!! 9-0
Imagine getting stabbed, arrested and then fired.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Imagine getting stabbed, arrested and then fired.
4 people on our block have Christmas lights up. I will not stand for this.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
4 people on our block have Christmas lights up. I will not stand for this.
Should’ve got Sauce.
Blockbuster: The Cowboys are trading for Jets Pro Bowl DT Quinnen Williams, sending a first-round pick and more to NYJ.
Expect this to be the Cowboys' 1st, rather than the Packers' 1st.
A new home for one of the NFL’s best teams that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
Expect this to be the Cowboys' 1st, rather than the Packers' 1st.
A new home for one of the NFL’s best teams that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Should’ve got Sauce.
Less than 6 hours in Houston again. Huzzah.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Less than 6 hours in Houston again. Huzzah.
Toronto lost that World Series. Had two games to close it out, lead all game. Congrats Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Toronto lost that World Series. Had two games to close it out, lead all game. Congrats Dodgers.
Kike is dead.
Now score some damn runs Dodgers.
Now score some damn runs Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Kike is dead.
Now score some damn runs Dodgers.
Now score some damn runs Dodgers.
I know what he said and it was not nice.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know what he said and it was not nice.
Game 7. The two best words in sports.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Game 7. The two best words in sports.
The Mexican GP is one of my favorite just because the track is so great.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Mexican GP is one of my favorite just because the track is so great.
PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINED UNDEFEATED
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINED UNDEFEATED
Yamamoto is the best Japanese pitcher on the Dodgers. FITE ME.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yamamoto is the best Japanese pitcher on the Dodgers. FITE ME.
This game has gotten better
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This game has gotten better
Hey Marcel, let’s stop throwing interceptions?
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey Marcel, let’s stop throwing interceptions?
Tater is not impressed with this weather and is farting in my face to tell me about it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tater is not impressed with this weather and is farting in my face to tell me about it.
It never fails. Every time I order chipotle it’s always cold
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It never fails. Every time I order chipotle it’s always cold
I am not looking for a job but somehow I have 3 interviews?
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am not looking for a job but somehow I have 3 interviews?
I hate you Toronto.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I hate you Toronto.
Me: I haven’t seen Danica yet so I’m real excited
Cut to Danica.
FML
Cut to Danica.
FML
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me: I haven’t seen Danica yet so I’m real excited
Cut to Danica.
FML
Cut to Danica.
FML
24 hours later - WE ARE FINALLY HOME.
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
24 hours later - WE ARE FINALLY HOME.
Our flight home got cancelled so now we’re in Seattle.
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Our flight home got cancelled so now we’re in Seattle.
Actual heaven on earth.
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Actual heaven on earth.
I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for us.
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for us.
I have not seen one criminal- but I have seen one guy smoking weed freely.
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have not seen one criminal- but I have seen one guy smoking weed freely.