Whomst’d’ve?
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I heard they show their wieners on this website
I need to go to more fancy restaurants this year, I need to be served more cubes and cylinders and tetrahedrons of food
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I need to go to more fancy restaurants this year, I need to be served more cubes and cylinders and tetrahedrons of food
My favorite thing about software/tech forums is the ubiquity of this exchange:
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
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ALT: a blue background with the words wow absolutely amazing love that written in colorful letters
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My favorite thing about software/tech forums is the ubiquity of this exchange:
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Bald headed and baby faced for the new year
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Bald headed and baby faced for the new year
Ins and outs for 2026:
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ins and outs for 2026:
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
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This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
I'm not waiting until midnight to pop this $11 bottle of bubbles
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I'm not waiting until midnight to pop this $11 bottle of bubbles
I'll be honest, this year was shit. And not in the millennial "lol fuck this year" kind of way. There were highlights, thank god there were highlights, but between those bright spots shit got very, very dark.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I'll be honest, this year was shit. And not in the millennial "lol fuck this year" kind of way. There were highlights, thank god there were highlights, but between those bright spots shit got very, very dark.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I don't care about your best nudes of the year, tell me your best joke of the year, you COWARDS
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don't care about your best nudes of the year, tell me your best joke of the year, you COWARDS
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I don't have a well-defined "type" but if you're 5'6" or shorter you immediately have my attention and probably my hole
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't have a well-defined "type" but if you're 5'6" or shorter you immediately have my attention and probably my hole
Highly recommend this for your mouth and/or butthole needs
December 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Highly recommend this for your mouth and/or butthole needs
Merry crisis from not one, not two, but THREE mirrors
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Merry crisis from not one, not two, but THREE mirrors
Who wants to make out with me (GOOD KISSERS ONLY)
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Who wants to make out with me (GOOD KISSERS ONLY)
All this drunken karaoke is great but my social battery is depleted? So I will? Be hiding in the bathroom? For the rest of the night?
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
All this drunken karaoke is great but my social battery is depleted? So I will? Be hiding in the bathroom? For the rest of the night?
is it really xmas eve if you're not taking nudes while your parents are out euthanizing a cat?
(I had no emotional attachment to this cat)
(also humor is how I cope, leave me alone)
(also this is the second cat they've had to put down while I was visiting, so that's fun)
(I had no emotional attachment to this cat)
(also humor is how I cope, leave me alone)
(also this is the second cat they've had to put down while I was visiting, so that's fun)
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
is it really xmas eve if you're not taking nudes while your parents are out euthanizing a cat?
(I had no emotional attachment to this cat)
(also humor is how I cope, leave me alone)
(also this is the second cat they've had to put down while I was visiting, so that's fun)
(I had no emotional attachment to this cat)
(also humor is how I cope, leave me alone)
(also this is the second cat they've had to put down while I was visiting, so that's fun)
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Happy holidays, y’all
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Happy holidays, y’all
I'm so excited to get on a plane and go to Idaho, can't you tell
Also happy tummy Tuesday and softie Saturday and thirsty Thursday and wiener Wednesday and
Also happy tummy Tuesday and softie Saturday and thirsty Thursday and wiener Wednesday and
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm so excited to get on a plane and go to Idaho, can't you tell
Also happy tummy Tuesday and softie Saturday and thirsty Thursday and wiener Wednesday and
Also happy tummy Tuesday and softie Saturday and thirsty Thursday and wiener Wednesday and
I love how people talk about a male loneliness epidemic and then every piece of content I see aimed at straight women is like
"craving intimacy and deep connection? you stupid bitch. here's 15 ways you can convince yourself that it's actually cool to alienate yourself from the concept of love"
"craving intimacy and deep connection? you stupid bitch. here's 15 ways you can convince yourself that it's actually cool to alienate yourself from the concept of love"
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love how people talk about a male loneliness epidemic and then every piece of content I see aimed at straight women is like
"craving intimacy and deep connection? you stupid bitch. here's 15 ways you can convince yourself that it's actually cool to alienate yourself from the concept of love"
"craving intimacy and deep connection? you stupid bitch. here's 15 ways you can convince yourself that it's actually cool to alienate yourself from the concept of love"
Do you think the Grinch has a "Who Rescued Who?" sticker on his car?
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do you think the Grinch has a "Who Rescued Who?" sticker on his car?
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I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings obliteration. I will close the app. I will ignore notifications. And when it has passed I will turn my inner eye to see anything else. Where discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
July 19, 2023 at 2:35 AM
I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings obliteration. I will close the app. I will ignore notifications. And when it has passed I will turn my inner eye to see anything else. Where discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Do I add more or do I leave it here?????
I can't decide, pls hlp
I can't decide, pls hlp
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do I add more or do I leave it here?????
I can't decide, pls hlp
I can't decide, pls hlp
Just saw a very earnest tiktoker be like "you don't understand, being a really really attractive gay guy is so isolating, people pretend to be your friend but they just want you for your body"
And can I just say, from the bottom of my heart: shut the fuck up
And can I just say, from the bottom of my heart: shut the fuck up
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just saw a very earnest tiktoker be like "you don't understand, being a really really attractive gay guy is so isolating, people pretend to be your friend but they just want you for your body"
And can I just say, from the bottom of my heart: shut the fuck up
And can I just say, from the bottom of my heart: shut the fuck up
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December 20, 2025
Sunset
Sunset
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
December 20, 2025
Sunset
Sunset