Hedda T Bear
@wellthumbed.bsky.social
Masters student, writer, mother to an unholy trinity of beasties. Above all things I am a lover of stories. Hearing them, watching, reading, creating. Like Crack, They are moreish…especially Good Omens.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
The duvet of many tog, it is a slumbering beast. This may seem obvious. It conforms to its purpose, but it sleeps in the day. When we are gone from home and harth. By night it wakes, and seeks to take me at rest. It smothers me, slowly, like a boiling frog, cooked by my own body heat.
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The duvet of many tog, it is a slumbering beast. This may seem obvious. It conforms to its purpose, but it sleeps in the day. When we are gone from home and harth. By night it wakes, and seeks to take me at rest. It smothers me, slowly, like a boiling frog, cooked by my own body heat.
Me: can we watch something other than YouTube videos?
HSB: says you. You only watch one show.
Me: not true
HSB: name another one
Me:…Steven Universe
HSB: of course
Me: what the fuck does that mean?
HSB: says you. You only watch one show.
Me: not true
HSB: name another one
Me:…Steven Universe
HSB: of course
Me: what the fuck does that mean?
January 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Me: can we watch something other than YouTube videos?
HSB: says you. You only watch one show.
Me: not true
HSB: name another one
Me:…Steven Universe
HSB: of course
Me: what the fuck does that mean?
HSB: says you. You only watch one show.
Me: not true
HSB: name another one
Me:…Steven Universe
HSB: of course
Me: what the fuck does that mean?
HSB: can you help me sort out my reciepts
Me: yeah sure
This is hour four of
Me going
Through three years worth of receipts, notes, post-its and unopened mail. Do
You know what would fix this problem? Fire!
Me: yeah sure
This is hour four of
Me going
Through three years worth of receipts, notes, post-its and unopened mail. Do
You know what would fix this problem? Fire!
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
HSB: can you help me sort out my reciepts
Me: yeah sure
This is hour four of
Me going
Through three years worth of receipts, notes, post-its and unopened mail. Do
You know what would fix this problem? Fire!
Me: yeah sure
This is hour four of
Me going
Through three years worth of receipts, notes, post-its and unopened mail. Do
You know what would fix this problem? Fire!
Watching Paddington 2, Spoilers. I have to say, I am always impressed by how long film makers reckon folk can hold their breath underwater for. I always try to play along, and inevitably the need for oxygen comes along far sooner than my
Ability to save a bear from a submerged circus train.
Ability to save a bear from a submerged circus train.
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Watching Paddington 2, Spoilers. I have to say, I am always impressed by how long film makers reckon folk can hold their breath underwater for. I always try to play along, and inevitably the need for oxygen comes along far sooner than my
Ability to save a bear from a submerged circus train.
Ability to save a bear from a submerged circus train.
Another quiet Monday evening. Helping the midi beastie hide his critter (yes from the 1986 classic) round the supermarket.
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Another quiet Monday evening. Helping the midi beastie hide his critter (yes from the 1986 classic) round the supermarket.
This is a kids book…this cover/title is not giving me kids book vibes. Or have I just read Wayyyyyy to much smut?
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is a kids book…this cover/title is not giving me kids book vibes. Or have I just read Wayyyyyy to much smut?
I have broken out the “contempt” face far too early this morning.
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I have broken out the “contempt” face far too early this morning.
We thought we were being ohh so clever. We needed a new duvet, so bought the highest tog Tesco had to offer, to warm us on these winter nights. Nae nae, the tog number merely implies the proficiency with which the duvet shall smother you. Heavy and soft, it will sooth you to that final long sleep.
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 AM
We thought we were being ohh so clever. We needed a new duvet, so bought the highest tog Tesco had to offer, to warm us on these winter nights. Nae nae, the tog number merely implies the proficiency with which the duvet shall smother you. Heavy and soft, it will sooth you to that final long sleep.
Why does meal prep give me the boak? The notion of eating a meal that’s been sitting in the fridge for 5 days shudders me, and there’s no good reason for it. Am I alone? Are other people weirded out by meal prep?
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Why does meal prep give me the boak? The notion of eating a meal that’s been sitting in the fridge for 5 days shudders me, and there’s no good reason for it. Am I alone? Are other people weirded out by meal prep?
lunches made, school clothes ready, wet clothes drying, Dishes done, Clapped the dug. Having a sit down. The computer screen glows glarefully at me.
Laptop: when did you last update the peen tree fic?
Me: Sep…September
Laptop: and it’s now…
Me: January
Laptop:🤨
Me: I’m doing it, I’m doing it!
Laptop: when did you last update the peen tree fic?
Me: Sep…September
Laptop: and it’s now…
Me: January
Laptop:🤨
Me: I’m doing it, I’m doing it!
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
lunches made, school clothes ready, wet clothes drying, Dishes done, Clapped the dug. Having a sit down. The computer screen glows glarefully at me.
Laptop: when did you last update the peen tree fic?
Me: Sep…September
Laptop: and it’s now…
Me: January
Laptop:🤨
Me: I’m doing it, I’m doing it!
Laptop: when did you last update the peen tree fic?
Me: Sep…September
Laptop: and it’s now…
Me: January
Laptop:🤨
Me: I’m doing it, I’m doing it!
Marquee TV…is it worth it? I have National Theatre at Home, but I am
Also a gluten.
Also a gluten.
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Marquee TV…is it worth it? I have National Theatre at Home, but I am
Also a gluten.
Also a gluten.
Reposted by Hedda T Bear
OK ok ok would art help?
We're going to get more of this. Soon.
#Goodomens #goodomensfanart #traditionalart
We're going to get more of this. Soon.
#Goodomens #goodomensfanart #traditionalart
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
OK ok ok would art help?
We're going to get more of this. Soon.
#Goodomens #goodomensfanart #traditionalart
We're going to get more of this. Soon.
#Goodomens #goodomensfanart #traditionalart
My my, but this is a ton of fun, and I’m only 50 pages in.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My my, but this is a ton of fun, and I’m only 50 pages in.
Question, season 2, how long was it between them actually launching the advertising, and the show airing? (I dunno how you spell that) asking for a less observant friend, certainly not me being
Completely dited.
Completely dited.
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Question, season 2, how long was it between them actually launching the advertising, and the show airing? (I dunno how you spell that) asking for a less observant friend, certainly not me being
Completely dited.
Completely dited.
Did you know that diabetics digest food slower than non diabetics? Yeah, neither did I. So despite being a good girl, and sticking to the rules, I gotta go back for another endoscopy! Boo and hiss! Though they did say what they did see was very good…where’s my gold star?!
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Did you know that diabetics digest food slower than non diabetics? Yeah, neither did I. So despite being a good girl, and sticking to the rules, I gotta go back for another endoscopy! Boo and hiss! Though they did say what they did see was very good…where’s my gold star?!
Check out ma sexy hospital gooney. Nobody told me I’d need a cannula. Mildly freaking out.
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Check out ma sexy hospital gooney. Nobody told me I’d need a cannula. Mildly freaking out.
My smallest beastie is 6 today. You’ve been the most fabulous menace since day one my tiny terrorist. Sassy af and with a wicked laugh, carry on being the best you my darling.
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
My smallest beastie is 6 today. You’ve been the most fabulous menace since day one my tiny terrorist. Sassy af and with a wicked laugh, carry on being the best you my darling.
Dr when child is sick: no dairy, it’ll just make him vomit more.
Me: gotcha, no dairy for my sweet baba
Dr when I am sick with same virus: don’t forget, no dairy.
Me: Ha, you’re not the boss of me. Milk is creamy goodness for my sore tum tum…
No. It is not. I pray to a porcelain god now.
Me: gotcha, no dairy for my sweet baba
Dr when I am sick with same virus: don’t forget, no dairy.
Me: Ha, you’re not the boss of me. Milk is creamy goodness for my sore tum tum…
No. It is not. I pray to a porcelain god now.
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Dr when child is sick: no dairy, it’ll just make him vomit more.
Me: gotcha, no dairy for my sweet baba
Dr when I am sick with same virus: don’t forget, no dairy.
Me: Ha, you’re not the boss of me. Milk is creamy goodness for my sore tum tum…
No. It is not. I pray to a porcelain god now.
Me: gotcha, no dairy for my sweet baba
Dr when I am sick with same virus: don’t forget, no dairy.
Me: Ha, you’re not the boss of me. Milk is creamy goodness for my sore tum tum…
No. It is not. I pray to a porcelain god now.
Have just been treated to the midi beast reenacting (with props and improvised costumes) the opening 20/15 minutes of the original Grinch Cartoon. He knew every. Single. Word. It’s like the Gruffalo all over again.
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Have just been treated to the midi beast reenacting (with props and improvised costumes) the opening 20/15 minutes of the original Grinch Cartoon. He knew every. Single. Word. It’s like the Gruffalo all over again.
Rocky Horror, my beloved! First Hen Night I’ve been on in nearly a decade, twas grand fun. And the no hangover streak continues! Huzza!
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Rocky Horror, my beloved! First Hen Night I’ve been on in nearly a decade, twas grand fun. And the no hangover streak continues! Huzza!
I
Would like to thank my tits for shrinking somewhat so I have room in the bra to stash all the stuff I don’t have room in my bag for today.
Would like to thank my tits for shrinking somewhat so I have room in the bra to stash all the stuff I don’t have room in my bag for today.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I
Would like to thank my tits for shrinking somewhat so I have room in the bra to stash all the stuff I don’t have room in my bag for today.
Would like to thank my tits for shrinking somewhat so I have room in the bra to stash all the stuff I don’t have room in my bag for today.
One of the best things about Fridays is the oldest beastie does cookery at school. Turns out he’s not half bad at it. Today he brought home chicken and rice soup and cheese scones. So
I know what I’ll be eating when I fall through the door tomorrow night after a hen do. “Wine and soup for mama!”
I know what I’ll be eating when I fall through the door tomorrow night after a hen do. “Wine and soup for mama!”
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
One of the best things about Fridays is the oldest beastie does cookery at school. Turns out he’s not half bad at it. Today he brought home chicken and rice soup and cheese scones. So
I know what I’ll be eating when I fall through the door tomorrow night after a hen do. “Wine and soup for mama!”
I know what I’ll be eating when I fall through the door tomorrow night after a hen do. “Wine and soup for mama!”
When it’s so cold your tits return to their original form! My you’re looking perky today girls, keep up the good works.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
When it’s so cold your tits return to their original form! My you’re looking perky today girls, keep up the good works.
When you start in a new book and 3 pages in you realise you need a highlighter and some sticky notes, cause the writing is just to pretty and you know you need easy access to gorgeous words.
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
When you start in a new book and 3 pages in you realise you need a highlighter and some sticky notes, cause the writing is just to pretty and you know you need easy access to gorgeous words.
I would like to thank @texacilian.bsky.social for reminding me of how fucking funny Letterkenny is. A wee rewatch is in progress. Though the snorting giggles have sent Lego pieces flying a few times. Don’t build Lego and make with the funnies at the same time folks. Injuries will occur.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I would like to thank @texacilian.bsky.social for reminding me of how fucking funny Letterkenny is. A wee rewatch is in progress. Though the snorting giggles have sent Lego pieces flying a few times. Don’t build Lego and make with the funnies at the same time folks. Injuries will occur.