Hedda T Bear
@wellthumbed.bsky.social
Masters student, writer, mother to an unholy trinity of beasties. Above all things I am a lover of stories. Hearing them, watching, reading, creating. Like Crack, They are moreish…especially Good Omens.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
Asked midi beastie what his favourite Christmas song is. He proceeded to sing me the opening credit music for Hone Alone.🤣
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Asked midi beastie what his favourite Christmas song is. He proceeded to sing me the opening credit music for Hone Alone.🤣
Today’s random read. Friend took me to the biggest Waterstones I’ve ever been to. It had an entire section dedicated to foreign language translations. How could I see this cover and not buy it. The TBR must be fed. It demands sacrifice.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today’s random read. Friend took me to the biggest Waterstones I’ve ever been to. It had an entire section dedicated to foreign language translations. How could I see this cover and not buy it. The TBR must be fed. It demands sacrifice.
Right. This was the door to the library last year. I didn’t win the Christmas door challenge, but it’s fine, it was the first year I’d done it myself instead of letting the students do it. But I’m competitive sometimes, and I want to win. Suggestions for what I could do gratefully received.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Right. This was the door to the library last year. I didn’t win the Christmas door challenge, but it’s fine, it was the first year I’d done it myself instead of letting the students do it. But I’m competitive sometimes, and I want to win. Suggestions for what I could do gratefully received.
Library assistant just threatened to tidy my desk. That’s a written warning. Not having that.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Library assistant just threatened to tidy my desk. That’s a written warning. Not having that.
Post a villain more fun to watch than the hero…
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Post a villain more fun to watch than the hero…
Just out of the new Wicked movie…also think I’m the only one who was clock watching.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just out of the new Wicked movie…also think I’m the only one who was clock watching.
Ma weane got his hair cut…I hate it. He loves it. I am keeping my opinion to myself, and told him what a good job the hairdresser did, and I love how much he likes it. See that? See how easy that is? See if your weane dresses in a way you don’t like? Zip it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ma weane got his hair cut…I hate it. He loves it. I am keeping my opinion to myself, and told him what a good job the hairdresser did, and I love how much he likes it. See that? See how easy that is? See if your weane dresses in a way you don’t like? Zip it.
Scholastic book fayre season! And I legit bought a book for the library. Yup, didn’t buy it for me to read at all. Noooo. Teen lesbian romance not something I wanted to read since part one last year, of course not…I didn’t cackle when a kiss happened! How dare you…mumbles oh my god it’s so good!
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Scholastic book fayre season! And I legit bought a book for the library. Yup, didn’t buy it for me to read at all. Noooo. Teen lesbian romance not something I wanted to read since part one last year, of course not…I didn’t cackle when a kiss happened! How dare you…mumbles oh my god it’s so good!
“I watched The Pursuit of Happiness last night, and it was, like, NOT a happy film at all!” Bless their hearts. I love overhearing their chat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“I watched The Pursuit of Happiness last night, and it was, like, NOT a happy film at all!” Bless their hearts. I love overhearing their chat.
I decided lunch time jenga needed a challenge. Behold, tiny jenga! It’s not even a mouthful. They wouldn’t reach your molars. They are a real choking hazard to adults and infants alike.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I decided lunch time jenga needed a challenge. Behold, tiny jenga! It’s not even a mouthful. They wouldn’t reach your molars. They are a real choking hazard to adults and infants alike.
One of the many things that irritate me about dealing with older teens is there assumption that adults don’t get it. Kmere, all the inuendos and smuty Jokes you make, we hear them, we get them, and we’ve thought of something 100 times filthier in the 10 minutes you took to conceive that little gem.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One of the many things that irritate me about dealing with older teens is there assumption that adults don’t get it. Kmere, all the inuendos and smuty Jokes you make, we hear them, we get them, and we’ve thought of something 100 times filthier in the 10 minutes you took to conceive that little gem.
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Maybe this is a sad number, but hardly any of the things on the list were (still not) of any interest to me. 🤷♀️
theinnocencetest.com
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November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Maybe this is a sad number, but hardly any of the things on the list were (still not) of any interest to me. 🤷♀️
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
An old colleague has returned to my work! I am so happy. He’s a sweetheart with a wicked sense of humour and good lord it’s been lacking for some time. My Harem of bearded chuckle monsters is expanding…to…two, but that’s better than o chuckle monsters at all.
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
An old colleague has returned to my work! I am so happy. He’s a sweetheart with a wicked sense of humour and good lord it’s been lacking for some time. My Harem of bearded chuckle monsters is expanding…to…two, but that’s better than o chuckle monsters at all.
Twats overheard in car parks: “ see I don’t believe what vets say, I mean we’ve had derek a while now and we’ve never taken him to the vet, not once, and he’s fine” your dog deserves so much better than you, you absolute ring piece.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Twats overheard in car parks: “ see I don’t believe what vets say, I mean we’ve had derek a while now and we’ve never taken him to the vet, not once, and he’s fine” your dog deserves so much better than you, you absolute ring piece.
Fuckin love a tangerine! Why citrus fruits in winter hit best? Nomnomnom
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fuckin love a tangerine! Why citrus fruits in winter hit best? Nomnomnom
Pre-op appointments make things feel more real. Being in a quiet house on your own makes you ponder these things more. Get out of your own head Hedda, go write some smut, or something angsty that has nothing to do with removing organs.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pre-op appointments make things feel more real. Being in a quiet house on your own makes you ponder these things more. Get out of your own head Hedda, go write some smut, or something angsty that has nothing to do with removing organs.
Aww man. Project Hail Mary was so much fun! Now what can should I read next…looks over shoulder at shadowy figure looming ominously…back off gender and violence essay. You’re not due until December.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Aww man. Project Hail Mary was so much fun! Now what can should I read next…looks over shoulder at shadowy figure looming ominously…back off gender and violence essay. You’re not due until December.
When David Tennant is doing a talk in a city near you, but you’ve already used up all your babysitting privileges, yer mams on holiday, AND your working anyway.
a person is kicking a trash can in a hallway with a netflix logo on the bottom
ALT: a person is kicking a trash can in a hallway with a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When David Tennant is doing a talk in a city near you, but you’ve already used up all your babysitting privileges, yer mams on holiday, AND your working anyway.
Jenga game level, expert. We will reach the heavens!
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Jenga game level, expert. We will reach the heavens!
I know I’m very late to the party, as always, but I’m really enjoying Project Hail Mary. Using it as an excuse to silence students. “Quiet, I need to know why.”
“Why what Miss?”
“Why everything!”
“Why what Miss?”
“Why everything!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I know I’m very late to the party, as always, but I’m really enjoying Project Hail Mary. Using it as an excuse to silence students. “Quiet, I need to know why.”
“Why what Miss?”
“Why everything!”
“Why what Miss?”
“Why everything!”
People talking at me today about Scotland getting through to the World Cup, must be how my friends and family feel whenever I talk about Books/Good Omens.
a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` don 't even care '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` don 't even care '' .
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
People talking at me today about Scotland getting through to the World Cup, must be how my friends and family feel whenever I talk about Books/Good Omens.
What’s your script about Hedda? Glad you asked Hedda, it’s about the infantilisation of neurodivergent women, through the exploration of hyperfixations…was it an excuse to talk about werewolves, and make some jokes about wide-ons and monster cocks?…yes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What’s your script about Hedda? Glad you asked Hedda, it’s about the infantilisation of neurodivergent women, through the exploration of hyperfixations…was it an excuse to talk about werewolves, and make some jokes about wide-ons and monster cocks?…yes.
Right. Best go submit this script. I swear if I don’t get a decent mark on this one I will…probably have a small cry and a cake, but the dramatic righteous indignation likes to have its moment in the sun, just let it, it’ll pipe down shortly.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Right. Best go submit this script. I swear if I don’t get a decent mark on this one I will…probably have a small cry and a cake, but the dramatic righteous indignation likes to have its moment in the sun, just let it, it’ll pipe down shortly.
I think the man sitting in front of me on the bus has just shat himself. Bus!you were meant to be better than the train. The betrayal. Stop trying to finger your woman! It’s not even 7pm, you’re drunk and your farts are burning the eyes of the other passengers. Public transport, why do u punish me?
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think the man sitting in front of me on the bus has just shat himself. Bus!you were meant to be better than the train. The betrayal. Stop trying to finger your woman! It’s not even 7pm, you’re drunk and your farts are burning the eyes of the other passengers. Public transport, why do u punish me?