Weatherett ❄️🎄
@weatherett.bsky.social
Eclectic and unfocused
Feeling like a ticking time bomb today. Found out the folks I've been hanging out with for the last 19 hours are vomiting and have diarrhea
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Feeling like a ticking time bomb today. Found out the folks I've been hanging out with for the last 19 hours are vomiting and have diarrhea
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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
It is baffling that modern conservatism doesn't seem to care about sustainability
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It is baffling that modern conservatism doesn't seem to care about sustainability
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
Getting real sunlight during winter is unlikely in CNY because of “Big Lake” and the alignment of work and daylight hours, but sitting under this sun lamp for 20 minutes a day will fix me right up
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Getting real sunlight during winter is unlikely in CNY because of “Big Lake” and the alignment of work and daylight hours, but sitting under this sun lamp for 20 minutes a day will fix me right up
I can usually tell when someone colorblind is driving in my neighborhood because they introduce chaos at the upside-down traffic light near my house
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can usually tell when someone colorblind is driving in my neighborhood because they introduce chaos at the upside-down traffic light near my house
The lake effect snow band has arrived
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The lake effect snow band has arrived
So either AGI gets developed and takes all our jobs (crashing the economy), or the AGI project fails and our economy crashes... Got it.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So either AGI gets developed and takes all our jobs (crashing the economy), or the AGI project fails and our economy crashes... Got it.
The war on drugs and the war on drugs are two very different things
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The war on drugs and the war on drugs are two very different things
Santa is the feminine form of "saint" so Santa Claus is a woman?
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Santa is the feminine form of "saint" so Santa Claus is a woman?
I used to post a lot of pictures of the sky here because I thought that was what this app was for.
Anyway, here are some cirrus clouds and contrails:
Anyway, here are some cirrus clouds and contrails:
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I used to post a lot of pictures of the sky here because I thought that was what this app was for.
Anyway, here are some cirrus clouds and contrails:
Anyway, here are some cirrus clouds and contrails:
Criticizing others to show them my brain still works
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Criticizing others to show them my brain still works
I told Grok it was bad and it offered to help me commit murder and hide the bodies
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I told Grok it was bad and it offered to help me commit murder and hide the bodies
Some medical terms don't make sense:
Car pool tunnel?
Egg zima?
Arthur eye-tits?
Nonsense.
Car pool tunnel?
Egg zima?
Arthur eye-tits?
Nonsense.
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Some medical terms don't make sense:
Car pool tunnel?
Egg zima?
Arthur eye-tits?
Nonsense.
Car pool tunnel?
Egg zima?
Arthur eye-tits?
Nonsense.
It was gorgeous in Shenandoah National Park today
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It was gorgeous in Shenandoah National Park today
I stole one of my wife's NA beers and put a shot of vodka in it
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I stole one of my wife's NA beers and put a shot of vodka in it
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shouldn't it be called givethanksing
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
Fantasy sports are weird because sometimes you'll watch a game only to root for one player to do really well or poorly
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Fantasy sports are weird because sometimes you'll watch a game only to root for one player to do really well or poorly
Aw man, the liberal bias (toward decency and empathy) is tearing us apart
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Aw man, the liberal bias (toward decency and empathy) is tearing us apart
What will humble these bumptious Americans?
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What will humble these bumptious Americans?
It was a meer rackle
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It was a meer rackle
My hot takes occur promptly at 7am each morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My hot takes occur promptly at 7am each morning
Banger? I hardly skeeter
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Banger? I hardly skeeter
What if the elites are actually doing all the shit the conspiracy theories allege and are using the conspiracy theory label as a smokescreen
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What if the elites are actually doing all the shit the conspiracy theories allege and are using the conspiracy theory label as a smokescreen
Saying “that's rich” about something is usually negative or sarcastic unless it's about dessert
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Saying “that's rich” about something is usually negative or sarcastic unless it's about dessert