Will this still work if my mud froze?

That's ok, per my will, my funeral will be live-skeeted

...the Supreme Court swears an oath to the constitution. This really seems like a play for executive supremacy

Luggage with wheels should be called wheelage

But then how will those poor oil companies keep increasing their record profits?

Blare a 30 second iTunes preview of the same Elton John song through their phone speaker on repeat for 76 minutes straight