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Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
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econaturalist.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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American tax dollars hard at work again, brought to you by the orange mango administration!!!!
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DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own (The Guardian)
The secreta...
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November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Trumps DOJ is a joke!!!!
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November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Absolutely 💯!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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I wonder when Hegseth is going to bomb them????
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2 Mississippi sheriffs and 12 officers charged in drug trafficking bribery scheme, officials say (Associated Press)
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) - Federa...
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October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The orange mango said that prices are down. If that is so then why is he demanding cattle ranchers lower their prices??? www.samsung-news.com/articles/HLT...
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Dipshit just commuted Santos fraud sentence!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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George Santos' prison sentence commuted, to be released 'immediately': Trump (ABC News)
President Donald Trump said Friday evening he had just signed a commutation releasing scandal-plagued former congressman George Santos from prison "immediate...
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October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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RIP John Lodge
a poster that says once upon a time in your wildest dreams on it
ALT: a poster that says once upon a time in your wildest dreams on it
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October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Oct 8
🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
wdjordan.bsky.social
I just watched the latest Superman movie. I still don't get where the magachuds say he was woke?? He was just being Superman!!
a man in a blue and red superman costume
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October 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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RIP Patricia Routledge.
a man in a sweater and tie is standing in a living room next to a woman in a blue robe .
ALT: a man in a sweater and tie is standing in a living room next to a woman in a blue robe .
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October 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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The rest of the world is laughing AT the orange mango!!!
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Oct 2
PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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bjrand.bsky.social
Hilarious!!
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Perfect!!!!
dprzygoda.bsky.social Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · Sep 29
I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Trump the fucking pig has struck again. The staff at Windsor Castle where absolutely disgusted with the state of the orange mango's room after the visit!!! He stained the room Orange!!! Fast food boxes everywhere!!!
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EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Left Royal Family 'Disgusted' With State of His Room at Windsor Castle — 'There Was Takeout Boxes, Fake Tan and Hair Spray Everywhere' (RadarOnline)
Dirty Donald Trumpshocked staff and left members of the royal househ...
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September 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Priceless!!! @governor.ca.gov
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Release the Epstien Files!!!
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Trump reacts furiously to giant statue of him holding hands with Epstein outside White House (The Mirror US Online)
A 12-foot statue of President Donald Trumpand sex offender Jeffrey Epstein joyfully holding hands appeared at the National Mall in Washington, D.C. early Tue...
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September 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Absolutely 💯
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 21
Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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New Countdown Podcast drops at midnight: PLOT TWIST - Kimmel may return to ABC, maybe before the end of the month. Seven signs that a deal may be near. And the left won this saga, handily as Rand Paul and others savage the FCC. Plus Trump impeached himself by posting his memo to Bondi.
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Deport this MFer.
September 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Got a new bottle of Gin!
September 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM