MTG and Elon both REALLY want to show their independence but also also still want love from daddy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
MTG and Elon both REALLY want to show their independence but also also still want love from daddy.
"Hello Mr President. My name is Chris Hansen."
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Hello Mr President. My name is Chris Hansen."
When the world wants hazmat-level whiskey, Heather Greene delivers… something gentler, smarter, and far more subversive.
“We Want More 80-Proof Whiskeys,” Said No One Ever. Except Heather Greene.
High-proof bourbons may get all the hype — but Milam & Greene proves that restraint can be revolutionary
thelongbar.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When the world wants hazmat-level whiskey, Heather Greene delivers… something gentler, smarter, and far more subversive.
First Bowdoin-American to become NYC mayor
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
First Bowdoin-American to become NYC mayor
Arsonist calls fire department. Hailed as a hero.
Trump’s China Deal May Avert a Crisis of His Own Making
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Arsonist calls fire department. Hailed as a hero.
In the Maine woods I established a curated, artisanal bottle dump with my favorite empty craft liquor bottles. I invite everyone to come back in 150 years and marvel at what once was.
Read and learn:
thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-second-g...
Read and learn:
thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-second-g...
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In the Maine woods I established a curated, artisanal bottle dump with my favorite empty craft liquor bottles. I invite everyone to come back in 150 years and marvel at what once was.
Read and learn:
thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-second-g...
Read and learn:
thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-second-g...
Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!
Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!
Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
Apple really needs to think about streamlining their emails if they don't want to end up in my spam folder:
Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com
Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Apple really needs to think about streamlining their emails if they don't want to end up in my spam folder:
Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com
Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com
Reposted by Wayne Curtis
All the advancements and achievements of Europe are wiped out by the practice of deplaning onto a bus.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
All the advancements and achievements of Europe are wiped out by the practice of deplaning onto a bus.
It's happening. Everyone should prepare an escape plan.
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's happening. Everyone should prepare an escape plan.
Love coffee cocktails but hate laying awake at night? For the upcoming National Coffee Day, I offer you a three ingredient solution
Why I'm Making My Own Coffee Liqueur This National Coffee Day
A simple 4-ingredient recipe for homemade decaf coffee liqueur
open.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Love coffee cocktails but hate laying awake at night? For the upcoming National Coffee Day, I offer you a three ingredient solution
Reposted by Wayne Curtis
“Talking with Patrick McGovern about liquor was like talking to an astronomer about the Big Bang.” A tribute to the man who saw ancient history in every sip.
The Man Who Drank History
How biomolecular archaeologist Patrick McGovern traced the tangled roots of humanity’s first drinks
open.substack.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Talking with Patrick McGovern about liquor was like talking to an astronomer about the Big Bang.” A tribute to the man who saw ancient history in every sip.
I was twelve when Butch Cassidy came out and I saw it at least four times and then I got a cowboy hat and on my stingray bike with a friend I swooped out of the woods on the dirt road near our house when cars went by with the idea of holding up the passengers. Why am I not dead?
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was twelve when Butch Cassidy came out and I saw it at least four times and then I got a cowboy hat and on my stingray bike with a friend I swooped out of the woods on the dirt road near our house when cars went by with the idea of holding up the passengers. Why am I not dead?
Un. Fucking. Believable.
National park to remove photo of enslaved man’s scars — The Washington Post
The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple national parks in an effort to scrub them of “corrosive ideology.”
apple.news
September 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Reposted by Wayne Curtis
Went to a science fair under the I-610 today.
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Went to a science fair under the I-610 today.
Why it takes so long to compose a simple email.
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why it takes so long to compose a simple email.
Reposted by Wayne Curtis
I took this photo of @grahamformaine.bsky.social on the day I met him in 2023. He’s the smartest and fiercest and he’s going to vanquish Susan Collins finally. His oysters are terrific too. Anyway going to a meetup with him tonight at 6 at Lucky Jack’s on Orchard if you feel like meeting him
September 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I took this photo of @grahamformaine.bsky.social on the day I met him in 2023. He’s the smartest and fiercest and he’s going to vanquish Susan Collins finally. His oysters are terrific too. Anyway going to a meetup with him tonight at 6 at Lucky Jack’s on Orchard if you feel like meeting him
Feeling gaslit? Read this.
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Feeling gaslit? Read this.
Find the bar! Sound easy? Have you met Tokyo?
Highballs and Hidden Doors
Exploring Tokyo’s bars is an IRL video game
open.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Find the bar! Sound easy? Have you met Tokyo?
For the love of Christ, just let them. I for one would welcome our iguana overlords.
September 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For the love of Christ, just let them. I for one would welcome our iguana overlords.
Found: Lair of the Dark Lord of Dark Rum., in Tokyo
September 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Found: Lair of the Dark Lord of Dark Rum., in Tokyo
Reposted by Wayne Curtis
Brown‑Forman's "net sales in developed international markets dropped eight per cent" due to "geopolitical uncertainty".
Sales fell 62% in Canada, 16% in the UK, & 10% in Germany. 🍷
#EconSky
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Sales fell 62% in Canada, 16% in the UK, & 10% in Germany. 🍷
#EconSky
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Company behind Jack Daniel's says Canadian boycott is 'significant' as sales drop 62% | CBC News
The parent company of American alcohol producers such as Jack Daniel's whisky and Woodford Reserve bourbon says sales to Canada dropped 62 per cent during the latest fiscal quarter compared to a year ...
www.cbc.ca
August 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Brown‑Forman's "net sales in developed international markets dropped eight per cent" due to "geopolitical uncertainty".
Sales fell 62% in Canada, 16% in the UK, & 10% in Germany. 🍷
#EconSky
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Sales fell 62% in Canada, 16% in the UK, & 10% in Germany. 🍷
#EconSky
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...