Wasn't me.

Pee Wee German

Don't give Stephen Miller any ideas.

Good advice.

Now bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate the Trump administration.

This might explain a lot.

Unlike in the movie, my career as a bandit and highwayman came to a premature end when a neighbor informed my parents.

Also, my infatuation with Katherine Ross fatally skewed my expectations for a girlfriend for at least a decade.