Wazert
@wazert.bsky.social
we can't have cars that fold into suitcases or poof into a pocket-sized capsule at the press of a button because Big Parking would go broke
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
we can't have cars that fold into suitcases or poof into a pocket-sized capsule at the press of a button because Big Parking would go broke
all these "no one is coming to save you" posts and not one person offers any solutions
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
all these "no one is coming to save you" posts and not one person offers any solutions
we need a slur for fascists
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
we need a slur for fascists
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Every dinosaur "documentary" ever made is narrated exactly like this:
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every dinosaur "documentary" ever made is narrated exactly like this:
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
some jerkoff is building a bitcoin mining facility near me and the whole town hates him
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
some jerkoff is building a bitcoin mining facility near me and the whole town hates him
So now there is a picture of trump sucking Clinton's dick. Amazing. We truly live in the funniest timeline
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So now there is a picture of trump sucking Clinton's dick. Amazing. We truly live in the funniest timeline
got a bunch of msu-1 romhacks loaded up on my legion go, now I'm ready to play it loud
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
got a bunch of msu-1 romhacks loaded up on my legion go, now I'm ready to play it loud
what a time of year to have no money
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
what a time of year to have no money
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how come jurassic park never had someone climb into the t-rex enclosure to get a pic with it? you know that's what some people would do irl
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
how come jurassic park never had someone climb into the t-rex enclosure to get a pic with it? you know that's what some people would do irl
been getting the itch to play a Persona game, so I think I'll start Metaphor: ReFantazio soon
Too many games in the back log, paralyzed by choice
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
been getting the itch to play a Persona game, so I think I'll start Metaphor: ReFantazio soon
it's weird taking a nap, getting online and immediately wondering what the fuck happened now
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
it's weird taking a nap, getting online and immediately wondering what the fuck happened now
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gaming magazines used to be so true........
Too many games in the back log, paralyzed by choice
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Too many games in the back log, paralyzed by choice
got my legion 2 working almost perfectly, just need a way to turn it on from the couch like I can with any other console
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
got my legion 2 working almost perfectly, just need a way to turn it on from the couch like I can with any other console
rolled credits on age of imprisonment, great fun
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
rolled credits on age of imprisonment, great fun
watching DBGT and man does it suck at the start lmao
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
watching DBGT and man does it suck at the start lmao
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
ugh chemo is really kicking my ass this time, I've basically slept since Tuesday
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ugh chemo is really kicking my ass this time, I've basically slept since Tuesday
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
no new video game news is good new video game news
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
no new video game news is good new video game news
always knew chuck would cave
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
always knew chuck would cave
best new character 2025
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
best new character 2025