Evince Rake Helm Twit
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The Richard Dawson Memorial Rubik’s Cube Championship
The sole joy of capitalism is shitting on company time.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The sole joy of capitalism is shitting on company time.
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
Why is there all this THC-infused crap? Can’t people just smoke weed?
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why is there all this THC-infused crap? Can’t people just smoke weed?
Sad that Ace died, but KISS still sucks.
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sad that Ace died, but KISS still sucks.
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Drew Struzan was so good that he made the He-Man movie look rad as hell.
October 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Drew Struzan was so good that he made the He-Man movie look rad as hell.
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
How antifa can you really be if you’re working as a cop?
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
How antifa can you really be if you’re working as a cop?
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Since some people are confused in the comments: 7-8 years ago, Nick Fuentes et al declared war on Charlie Kirk, their stand-in for all their hate. Theyd go to TPUSA events and press him from the right on immigration, Israel, "anti-white" etc, though without going mask-off on their own views...
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Since some people are confused in the comments: 7-8 years ago, Nick Fuentes et al declared war on Charlie Kirk, their stand-in for all their hate. Theyd go to TPUSA events and press him from the right on immigration, Israel, "anti-white" etc, though without going mask-off on their own views...
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I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
To anyone saying “violence is not the answer” in response to Charlie Kirk getting shot, just remember we didn’t win WW2 by not killing Nazis.
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To anyone saying “violence is not the answer” in response to Charlie Kirk getting shot, just remember we didn’t win WW2 by not killing Nazis.
Sittin’ alone in a conference room listening to Philip Glass
May 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sittin’ alone in a conference room listening to Philip Glass
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"I want that to be a lesson to people. Kowtowing to power—if your job is not that, nobody fucking wants that. It does nothing for you to pull a punch at this moment. You have to be able to stand up for a baseline of humanity. "
The Onion’s Ben Collins Knows How to Save Media
The NBC News reporter turned CEO sits down for a long talk about his “weird and awkward” last year at the network; his girlfriend, congressional hopeful Kat Abughazaleh; and how he turned 'The Onion' ...
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May 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I want that to be a lesson to people. Kowtowing to power—if your job is not that, nobody fucking wants that. It does nothing for you to pull a punch at this moment. You have to be able to stand up for a baseline of humanity. "
Sometimes I wonder about the life choices someone has made when I see them picking up pizza from the nearby Hungry Howie’s.
May 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sometimes I wonder about the life choices someone has made when I see them picking up pizza from the nearby Hungry Howie’s.
Got to the brewery just in time for the guy with an acoustic guitar to start playing.
May 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got to the brewery just in time for the guy with an acoustic guitar to start playing.
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I’m tired of people saying we don’t have any proper male role models as if Weird Al hasn’t been around for decades
May 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m tired of people saying we don’t have any proper male role models as if Weird Al hasn’t been around for decades
I’m not sure why the soap dispenser in the office bathroom is empty since most of my co-workers don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
April 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m not sure why the soap dispenser in the office bathroom is empty since most of my co-workers don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
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This "Trump the dealmaker" nonsense has to stop! It not only parrots what is basically regime propaganda, perpetuating a mythical fabrication Trump has cultivated for himself, but also completely obscures what is actually going on here: The U.S. president fully siding with a foreign autocrat.
US President Donald Trump will speak with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday. The high-stakes call will serve as a test of Trump's touted deal-making skills and of his prized relationship with the Russian leader reut.rs/3Rgg5la
Trump to hold call with Putin in test of deal-making strength
U.S. President Donald Trump will speak with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday in an attempt to convince his counterpart to accept a ceasefire in Russia's war with Ukraine and move toward a more permanent end to the three-year conflict.
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March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This "Trump the dealmaker" nonsense has to stop! It not only parrots what is basically regime propaganda, perpetuating a mythical fabrication Trump has cultivated for himself, but also completely obscures what is actually going on here: The U.S. president fully siding with a foreign autocrat.
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wait so chuck schumer is out here schumering ignoring his actual contituents because he thinks this is what the imaginary constituents in his head want??? a guy with goo for brain is running things while the main opposition leader is guy with brain that's goo, what a time to be alive
I was just talking about this today in light of Schumer’s comments about his imaginary “typical voters” - they’re what was typical for his constituents when HE was 45, which was… *checks notes* THIRTY YEARS AGO.
March 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
wait so chuck schumer is out here schumering ignoring his actual contituents because he thinks this is what the imaginary constituents in his head want??? a guy with goo for brain is running things while the main opposition leader is guy with brain that's goo, what a time to be alive
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the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
Well, we made it two months in the new office before some fuckwit decided to microwave fish…
February 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, we made it two months in the new office before some fuckwit decided to microwave fish…
Got banned from a Facebook page for my town because I posted this picture and said a police dept that can dress cops like soldiers doesn’t need more backing.
February 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Got banned from a Facebook page for my town because I posted this picture and said a police dept that can dress cops like soldiers doesn’t need more backing.
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I have a deal for all of the Christian Nationalists who keep comparing Trump to Jesus Christ:
Crucify Trump on a cross and if he comes back to life, in 3 days, I will support & obey him until the day I die.
Crucify Trump on a cross and if he comes back to life, in 3 days, I will support & obey him until the day I die.
February 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have a deal for all of the Christian Nationalists who keep comparing Trump to Jesus Christ:
Crucify Trump on a cross and if he comes back to life, in 3 days, I will support & obey him until the day I die.
Crucify Trump on a cross and if he comes back to life, in 3 days, I will support & obey him until the day I die.
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Dads need to say this: You can't sufficiently father 13 kids. It's impossible and, I'd say, immoral.
Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
I'm guessing that a woman who had 13 kids from like 15 different fathers would be regarded as an expert on "efficiency" to anyone.
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dads need to say this: You can't sufficiently father 13 kids. It's impossible and, I'd say, immoral.
Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?