Johanna Ratliff
waiting2compile.bsky.social
Johanna Ratliff
@waiting2compile.bsky.social
I buy and read cookbooks but my kitchen and recipes exist purely of vibes.

Software wrangler. Sipper of whiskeys. Reader. Gardener.

Mom to a human and a 70lb unhinged pup.

Based in Colorado.
No better compliment to your cooking than a toddler eating full fistfuls of your soup because you were spooning it too slowly and they wanted more
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I knew ch 89 was coming and bc spoilers I knew - I KNEW and yet I am still destroyed 📚💙 #ThroneOfGlass #KingdomOfAsh #koa #tog #the13 #fromnowuntilthedarknessclaimsus #itwasnotdarknessbutlight
December 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
STILL TITRATING UP. I have far too many feelings - most of them rage and exhaustion.

I get it - the mood stabilizers that are originally anti seizure meds can’t go up too fast - but could we go a little. Fucking. Faster??!

Gonna be over here dissociating through Christmas to seem happy brb.
December 21, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Ugh titrating meds is such a fuckery. Sure, you’re still mentally ill bc you’re not at a therapeutic dose yet but can I also interest you in some SIDE EFFECTS??!
“Try not to fall over, bitch. lol”
December 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Sick and sniffly and it’s cold and dreary, so naturally, a simmer pot since I live in a high desert.

🌿 🍁🌧️🍽️👩🏼‍🌾🧙🏼

This one is orange peel, cinnamon, ginger, clove, black pepper, and cardamom
October 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Okay yeah Violet’s second signet has gotta be truth sayer LOOK AT THIS BLURB #FourthWing #OnyxStorm #RebeccaYarros #fantasy #reading
October 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Okay yeah Violet’s second signet has gotta be truth sayer LOOK AT THIS BLURB #FourthWing #OnyxStorm #RebeccaYarros #fantasy #reading
October 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Horrified to discover that altitude sickness, caused by being at too high altitude, really does immediately get cured after coming down the mountain.

Sorry my whole body was shaking as I vomitted I was too high in the sky.

Ridiculous.
October 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM