The Brave Lil Cornflake
@wafflesthebadger.bsky.social
Indie Grocer. Co-Owner at Seymour Foods. Founder of PFM. Occasional gamer.
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occasionally I remember the ancient greeks and romans had no caffeine and I feel very sorry for them
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
occasionally I remember the ancient greeks and romans had no caffeine and I feel very sorry for them
Wtf is a vaccine injury
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wtf is a vaccine injury
The amount of sauerkraut ordered on my website in the past 10 minutes is alarming and now my online sauerkraut inventory is out of stock until I can properly evaluate the situation
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The amount of sauerkraut ordered on my website in the past 10 minutes is alarming and now my online sauerkraut inventory is out of stock until I can properly evaluate the situation
Got fired from a company I had given my life to. Unemployment was boring so I volunteered with Farm Fresh. COVID paused volunteerwork so I kept working with the local food system through other avenues. Now it's my entire personality.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Got fired from a company I had given my life to. Unemployment was boring so I volunteered with Farm Fresh. COVID paused volunteerwork so I kept working with the local food system through other avenues. Now it's my entire personality.
My market's EBT reader stopped working and had to go into crisis mode lol
Someone tracked dog poop through the hallway and that's a great metaphor for how today is going (it's since been cleaned up so please come shop)
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My market's EBT reader stopped working and had to go into crisis mode lol
Someone tracked dog poop through the hallway and that's a great metaphor for how today is going (it's since been cleaned up so please come shop)
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Someone tracked dog poop through the hallway and that's a great metaphor for how today is going (it's since been cleaned up so please come shop)
The pride I feel when my artist friends sell art is unmatched. My one friend, who was in a bit of a funk recently had a burst of creativity and was able to submit a ton of art to a show and she's already sold FIVE(!) works
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The pride I feel when my artist friends sell art is unmatched. My one friend, who was in a bit of a funk recently had a burst of creativity and was able to submit a ton of art to a show and she's already sold FIVE(!) works
That feeling when you finally find a stylist who just gets you.
If I'm going to pay money for a haircut, it's because I want an expert to make a radical change and too often, I'll be like "surprise me" and people panic.
Ji-Ji was just like "oh hell yes" and went crazy and my curls are back, baby!
If I'm going to pay money for a haircut, it's because I want an expert to make a radical change and too often, I'll be like "surprise me" and people panic.
Ji-Ji was just like "oh hell yes" and went crazy and my curls are back, baby!
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That feeling when you finally find a stylist who just gets you.
If I'm going to pay money for a haircut, it's because I want an expert to make a radical change and too often, I'll be like "surprise me" and people panic.
Ji-Ji was just like "oh hell yes" and went crazy and my curls are back, baby!
If I'm going to pay money for a haircut, it's because I want an expert to make a radical change and too often, I'll be like "surprise me" and people panic.
Ji-Ji was just like "oh hell yes" and went crazy and my curls are back, baby!
My toxic trait is that I'm such a fucking snob when it comes to food
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My toxic trait is that I'm such a fucking snob when it comes to food
Just a reminder that the murderer our POtuS met with this week is also the same one buying up all of the major players in the gaming industry. They're one of Nintendo's largest stakeholders.
So instead of buying a Switch 2 this holiday season, spend that money on indie games.
So instead of buying a Switch 2 this holiday season, spend that money on indie games.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Just a reminder that the murderer our POtuS met with this week is also the same one buying up all of the major players in the gaming industry. They're one of Nintendo's largest stakeholders.
So instead of buying a Switch 2 this holiday season, spend that money on indie games.
So instead of buying a Switch 2 this holiday season, spend that money on indie games.
Days like today have me considering just liquidating my business. $39.83 today. I paid someone to work all day and for what?
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Days like today have me considering just liquidating my business. $39.83 today. I paid someone to work all day and for what?
6500 steps so far. Guess I should probably walk to the Hive instead of driving :/
Oh and in case you're wondering how much weight I'm losing: none
Oh and in case you're wondering how much weight I'm losing: none
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
6500 steps so far. Guess I should probably walk to the Hive instead of driving :/
Oh and in case you're wondering how much weight I'm losing: none
Oh and in case you're wondering how much weight I'm losing: none
$12/LB for turkey seems wild
-girl who charges $6.99/LB
(I'm girl)
But seriously who is paying that and how do I get them to shop at my store
-girl who charges $6.99/LB
(I'm girl)
But seriously who is paying that and how do I get them to shop at my store
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
$12/LB for turkey seems wild
-girl who charges $6.99/LB
(I'm girl)
But seriously who is paying that and how do I get them to shop at my store
-girl who charges $6.99/LB
(I'm girl)
But seriously who is paying that and how do I get them to shop at my store
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Oh Home Depot’s earnings are down? Having a bad quarter? Gosh who’d have thought that colluding with the police to arrest your regular customers would have consequences
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh Home Depot’s earnings are down? Having a bad quarter? Gosh who’d have thought that colluding with the police to arrest your regular customers would have consequences
I will never not accidentally say Andrew Taint.
Except for when I say it on purpose.
Except for when I say it on purpose.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I will never not accidentally say Andrew Taint.
Except for when I say it on purpose.
Except for when I say it on purpose.
So a few weeks ago, we started watching All's Fair because it sounded interesting. As soon as we started watching it, it became painfully obvious that Ryan Murphy was involved. Like with all Ryan Murphy trash, I can't stop watching no matter how ridiculous it gets.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So a few weeks ago, we started watching All's Fair because it sounded interesting. As soon as we started watching it, it became painfully obvious that Ryan Murphy was involved. Like with all Ryan Murphy trash, I can't stop watching no matter how ridiculous it gets.
I'm trying to help as many groups as possible but when I'm just given the broad category of "produce" and then told no to the first two things I've offered, I don't feel motivated to continue
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm trying to help as many groups as possible but when I'm just given the broad category of "produce" and then told no to the first two things I've offered, I don't feel motivated to continue
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you all should buy this bundle to play my game Adios
The Boba Teashop (Steam) w/ 12 more games is $13 on Humble Indie Fears Bundle buff.ly/yjqLqsm #ad
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you all should buy this bundle to play my game Adios
Today in exciting news: I hit my steps goal today!
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today in exciting news: I hit my steps goal today!
If I ever have time, I'm absolutely starting an anonymous blog that chronicles all of the farmers market drama.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If I ever have time, I'm absolutely starting an anonymous blog that chronicles all of the farmers market drama.
Reminder: you can get some really freaking cool holiday presents at The Map Center. Maps on Vinyl for the music lover in your life. He also has books on video game maps and an atlas for tea lovers. Or get a map. Or buy me some of these things.
I just did $1,002 in in-person sales this weekend. That's more than the Map Center has ever made in a single weekend while I've been the owner. I had hundreds of folks come through and the feedback was overwhelmingly positive.
Doing my damnedest working through the weekend and making progress.
Doing my damnedest working through the weekend and making progress.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reminder: you can get some really freaking cool holiday presents at The Map Center. Maps on Vinyl for the music lover in your life. He also has books on video game maps and an atlas for tea lovers. Or get a map. Or buy me some of these things.
I put Tooties Tempeh in my egg rolls and it was arguably the best cooking decision I've made in a while
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I put Tooties Tempeh in my egg rolls and it was arguably the best cooking decision I've made in a while
Oh fuck right off
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh fuck right off
I was so excited to not have to be anywhere until 9 but that turned into 8 and now i have to be at my store at 7 to receive a delivery before I go to work. I am so tired.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I was so excited to not have to be anywhere until 9 but that turned into 8 and now i have to be at my store at 7 to receive a delivery before I go to work. I am so tired.
I love packing up a huge cooler for a market and not making a single sale
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love packing up a huge cooler for a market and not making a single sale