I think sometimes people forget that while I am silly and post unhinged content on MY socials, I am capable of being a professional when I'm representing other brands.

HOW DO I KEEP GETTING ORDERS

So I don't have issues getting that jiggle jiggle but I'm not an expert. Beef marrow bones are the best option for the jiggle jiggle wiggle wiggle you crave. Sometimes farmers and butchers will just give them away because they have an abundance.

Do you have a crockpot? Here is my go to:

Step 1: Buy rotisserie chicken from a grocery store
Step 2: Eat the bulk of the meat
Step 3: Put carcass in crockpot with salt, peppercorns, onion scraps
Step 4: Covers with water
Step 5: Cook on low for a full 48 hours
Step 6: Cool, strain, freeze

Coca Cola? Nah we drink Maine Root in this house.

Choosy moms actually choose PB made of 100% peanuts. (I'm not a mom nor do I like peanut)

Smuckers is for schmucks.

You get the idea.

While I'm grateful Nestle's Very Best Baking website taught me how to bake, they can get fucked.

Toll House? No. This is an Equal Exchange house.
Libby's? No. I use an actual pumpkin or use Farmers Market Foods if I'm in a hurry

Buying Adios + any future @mischief.games = FEEDING PEOPLE

Buying Donkey Kong or Mario Kart = killing and oppressing people

Nintendo = supporting murder
Indie = supporting good people like my beloved Cameron (who supports me in my crazy mission to improve food equity for all) or his business partner @docseuss.bsky.social (who supports fair wages in the gaming industry)

I got nothing done today because I've been sick in bed, likely due to stress. I have the worst headache so I couldn't even log into my job that pays me actual money

I'm half tempted to hang out near their turkey pick up and hand people flyers for my store lol

Why it seems wild:

-Allegedly pasture-raised, meaning they should have been predominantly feeding on bugs (though I recognize that most farmers have to supplement with feed and organic feed is expensive now)
-In-house processing