Gaylord Focker
@wackysnake.bsky.social
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
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Damn COVID and flu shots
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Damn COVID and flu shots
My arm hurts so much it's making me feel sick
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My arm hurts so much it's making me feel sick
I miss my cousins
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I miss my cousins
Grants for private school athletic programs please we need wrestling gear
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Grants for private school athletic programs please we need wrestling gear
I need to find new funding
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I need to find new funding
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Greenfield. Haldane Street. Caller is a mailman and says that there is a raccoon circling the area his truck is in. Raccoon appears unaware that interfering with mail operations is a felony.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Greenfield. Haldane Street. Caller is a mailman and says that there is a raccoon circling the area his truck is in. Raccoon appears unaware that interfering with mail operations is a felony.
Reposted by Gaylord Focker
Glen Hazel. Roselle Court. Caller said that they see a dog outside giving birth to puppies.
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Glen Hazel. Roselle Court. Caller said that they see a dog outside giving birth to puppies.
I showed this picture to everyone at work of Henry and they keep saying he looks happy! Jahahaha
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I showed this picture to everyone at work of Henry and they keep saying he looks happy! Jahahaha
Ozzy was such a good man
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ozzy was such a good man
I keep getting more and more sick. Every day I say tomorrow will be better and I'm worse
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I keep getting more and more sick. Every day I say tomorrow will be better and I'm worse
Gloves but they're made of wet wipes
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gloves but they're made of wet wipes
Crazy the colors my body can produce
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Crazy the colors my body can produce
I'm so happy the deadline for this grant has been extended. Call me Christian the way I was spreading the good news
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm so happy the deadline for this grant has been extended. Call me Christian the way I was spreading the good news
Controlled burn at Waterfront ends in a big mess for neighbors
YouTube video by WTAE-TV Pittsburgh
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December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I took a 5 minute break then got busy
I am going to take a much needed break for the next 30 minutes
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I took a 5 minute break then got busy
We got the keys to our new house today
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We got the keys to our new house today
I know I'm sick cause I don't even wanna get stoned to oblivion
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I know I'm sick cause I don't even wanna get stoned to oblivion
I am going to take a much needed break for the next 30 minutes
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am going to take a much needed break for the next 30 minutes
Couples costume Halloween 2026
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Couples costume Halloween 2026
I am so hungry I forgot to eat breakfast and forgot to bring lunch
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am so hungry I forgot to eat breakfast and forgot to bring lunch
I had to go to work! I slid around the road today
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had to go to work! I slid around the road today
Freaked the fuck out over the black/blue gold/white dress last night
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Freaked the fuck out over the black/blue gold/white dress last night
San Diego ladies and gentlemen
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
San Diego ladies and gentlemen
Reposted by Gaylord Focker
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)