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malcolm from online
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he/him | i want to be a wizzer from mid evil times | bisexual bear freak | malcolm.carrd.co

dropped from forbes 30 under 30 for “having a weak handshake”
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(emerges from a deep darkness after a month) hougghhhh… what year is it
January 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
mr bialystock, i’m afraid you’ve made a terrible error in judgement — you’ve mistaken me for someone with a spine! #theproducers
December 9, 2024 at 8:57 PM
having a normal one
December 7, 2024 at 10:10 PM
hardcore, conclave, police story, and klute :)
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
left bluesky for a couple days and immediately became obsessed with of all people fucking matthew broderick and its one of the most embarrassing eras of my life
December 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM
i think i look nice today :)
November 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.

“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
the first time i feel motivated to write in like 6 months and its thanksgiving this shit is so cruel. i dont want to drive 3 hours to Modesto i want to open Google Documents and go fucking crazy.
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
rewatching creepshow because i watched a short film that reminded me of the father’s day segment and man.. we need to bring animated title sequences back
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Nez
November 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
its been entertaining to see people talking about the differences between LFBs books and the og movie and wicked book and wicked movie and wicked musical but i truly dont think i felt the weight of the future of ozposting we’re gonna get for 2 years til i read this post
November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
thrift/vintage store in town having their anniversary sale, here’s my #haul!!!!
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
can’t stop singing what is this feeling in the style of Korn’s Jonathan Davis
November 23, 2024 at 7:08 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:31 AM
sodaheads you ever try a new soda and its so terrible you’re like damn. maybe i should quit drinking soda. like hitting rock bottom
November 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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One of my favorites.
November 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
thinking about how in my most recent job interview my manager asked “what makes you happy? like what makes you excited to get out of bed in the morning?” and i just froze and couldn’t answer. LMFAO?????
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
i fear my wicked the musical/book autism that has made me ultra picky about the movie may be being usurped by my extreme need to see dr dillamond real and hear fun little songs. and see my flagship yuri couple
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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War criminal
now that’s a front page
November 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
i am not watching the spirk deepfake video . my final message to the world
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
i KNOW i need to get back on medication for the sheer fact that if i watch how it’s made for too long and think about everything that goes into the manufacturing process i start to get stressed out
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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This is now one of my favorite news paragraphs ever
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
sometimes when i see people do shots and they grimace and go “EUUUUUUEEHHHH” i nod in understanding because thats what the first sip of an ice cold garage fridge diet coke is like
November 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
every year in november i forget until im about 30 minutes into paul blart 2 that the committment to the death blart bit is not worth it
November 17, 2024 at 11:43 PM