asher
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asher
@w1ndrush.bsky.social
Soundboy Killer | guinea stamps | Ecclesiastes XII
Don't you dare suggest it's an unprecedented innovation in badness. It's nowhere fucking NEAR Michael Jackson's entire life and works. ๐Ÿ˜ก
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm ur guy. I can make these. Let's chat.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
MANGER BABIES
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He mastered it. He was just *lecturing* in Basic Thuganomics. Which, interestingly enough, is a fork of VB.
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
New Beths album bangs if anyone needs me I'm gonna be crying all weekend
September 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Giving me massive FFIX vibes and I'm so here for it
May 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@aidanis.fun what do you think of clair obscur
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my God Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is incredible. I think I'm in love.
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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๐ŸŽถ we got a great big conclave
rockin through the night
yeah we got a great big conclave
ainโ€™t she a beautiful sight
connnclaaaaave ๐ŸŽถ
April 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
when i die pls dont bury me in this town
April 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Real poo for my sham friends
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@nottscolin.bsky.social mate using the shower while listening to banging tunes? Gonna be ยฃ15 I'm afraid
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Cow goes in there orders a carpaccio
March 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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needless to say,
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*agricultural talk
My husband has begun to use utterly awful dirty talk during sex and it's a complete turn off. Dries me right up. Guys, do not use phrases like "my balls yearn to gift you with seed." No. No, no, no, no.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It is. @numetalmoment.bsky.social can confirm
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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In 1997, Stone Cold Steve Austin captivated audiences worldwide by hitting the Stone Cold Stunner on his boss, Vince McMahon.

Decades later in 2024, Luigi fatally shot healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

In this essay,
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
These are the days of miracle, and wonder. This is the long distance call.
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Yeah, it's less of a "tell you how" and more of a "show you how" iirc
February 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Neither compare to Chris Morris's perfectly spherical cow.
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Yes, Don. Absolute chonker."
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Brother, eurgh.
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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My wife spends hours every week sorting our family's dirty laundry into little piles to go into the washing machine on separate loads. But when she is out I just chuck it all in together on as few mixed loads as possible. Never been found out once.
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Command & Conquer Red Alert 2
February 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A tag team called "Tuesday Night Drugs". This is never explained or addressed but they never, ever wrestle on a Tuesday and always lose if they wrestle on Wednesday
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM