Cody Tezanos
@vulpescorsac.bsky.social
I’m not positive what my deal is either, so I just sort of keep on truckin’
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This feels like the captain of a 747 taking an intentional nose dive to crash the plane & kill all of the passengers.
At the last second, the captain pulls up & saves the plane.
Then gets on the loudspeaker & says, "Sign up for 200 more flights with me!"
& SOME motherfuckers ACTUALLY signed up. 😵💫
At the last second, the captain pulls up & saves the plane.
Then gets on the loudspeaker & says, "Sign up for 200 more flights with me!"
& SOME motherfuckers ACTUALLY signed up. 😵💫
April 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This feels like the captain of a 747 taking an intentional nose dive to crash the plane & kill all of the passengers.
At the last second, the captain pulls up & saves the plane.
Then gets on the loudspeaker & says, "Sign up for 200 more flights with me!"
& SOME motherfuckers ACTUALLY signed up. 😵💫
At the last second, the captain pulls up & saves the plane.
Then gets on the loudspeaker & says, "Sign up for 200 more flights with me!"
& SOME motherfuckers ACTUALLY signed up. 😵💫
March 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Chaos is the cheapest ingredient in a revolution.
It takes zero effort to destroy things. To sabatoge, throw a temper tantrum, & burn it all down.
Chaos agents are weak & have too vapid of an ideology to build a functional system.
Revolutionaries who come only with chaos, come with nothing.
It takes zero effort to destroy things. To sabatoge, throw a temper tantrum, & burn it all down.
Chaos agents are weak & have too vapid of an ideology to build a functional system.
Revolutionaries who come only with chaos, come with nothing.
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Chaos is the cheapest ingredient in a revolution.
It takes zero effort to destroy things. To sabatoge, throw a temper tantrum, & burn it all down.
Chaos agents are weak & have too vapid of an ideology to build a functional system.
Revolutionaries who come only with chaos, come with nothing.
It takes zero effort to destroy things. To sabatoge, throw a temper tantrum, & burn it all down.
Chaos agents are weak & have too vapid of an ideology to build a functional system.
Revolutionaries who come only with chaos, come with nothing.
So, Kanye, in response to Elon Musk’s antics at the inauguration, has officially deleted his entire store on Yeezy.com and replaced it with a single t-shirt with a swastika. This is how it starts people.
#Yeezy #KanyeWest #FuckKanyeWest #FuckTrump
#Yeezy #KanyeWest #FuckKanyeWest #FuckTrump
YEEZY.COM
YZY
Yeezy.com
February 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So, Kanye, in response to Elon Musk’s antics at the inauguration, has officially deleted his entire store on Yeezy.com and replaced it with a single t-shirt with a swastika. This is how it starts people.
#Yeezy #KanyeWest #FuckKanyeWest #FuckTrump
#Yeezy #KanyeWest #FuckKanyeWest #FuckTrump
EAGLES (and Bills) BY A BILLION
Everything Trump touches fails. Even a dynasty like Kansas City working on their THIRD SB win in a row. SABOTAGED by the Trump Curse.
Congratulations to the Eagles on their win and to Kendrick Lamar for that absolute Fuck Trump of a halftime show. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Congratulations to the Eagles on their win and to Kendrick Lamar for that absolute Fuck Trump of a halftime show. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
EAGLES (and Bills) BY A BILLION
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A 311-year-old Stradivarius violin sold for $11.25 million at Sotheby’s on Friday, in a closely watched auction that drew interest from investors, collectors and classical musicians.
A 311-Year-Old Stradivarius Violin Sells for $11.25 Million at Sotheby’s
The money from the sale of the violin, which was once owned by the 19th-century virtuoso Joseph Joachim, will benefit a scholarship program at the New England Conservatory.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A 311-year-old Stradivarius violin sold for $11.25 million at Sotheby’s on Friday, in a closely watched auction that drew interest from investors, collectors and classical musicians.
Welp, trade war with Canada. Good fucking luck on getting those cheaper eggs now you fucking morons.
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Welp, trade war with Canada. Good fucking luck on getting those cheaper eggs now you fucking morons.
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
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"If you get tired
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
January 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"If you get tired
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
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AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
The fourth quarter between Buffalo and Kansas City has begun, with the Bills leading 22-21.
Follow live updates:
Follow live updates:
Chiefs vs. Bills live updates, score: Buffalo takes 22-21 lead over Kansas City in AFC championship game
Will the Chiefs continue their quest for a three-peat? Or will the Bills’ inexorable offense prevail? Follow along for live updates and analysis in the NFL playoffs.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Reading is political.
Reading has always been political.
Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground.
#booksky
Reading has always been political.
Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground.
#booksky
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reading is political.
Reading has always been political.
Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground.
#booksky
Reading has always been political.
Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground.
#booksky
Can I apply to be a colonist again?
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Can I apply to be a colonist again?
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