Caspar von Bergliez
@vonbigly.bsky.social
I'll kick anyone's ass!
I'll kick your ass!!
I'll kick your dog's ass!!!
I'll kick my own ass!!!! 💪🏼
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I'll kick your ass!!
I'll kick your dog's ass!!!
I'll kick my own ass!!!! 💪🏼
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Caspar von Bergliez
@vonbigly.bsky.social
· Aug 29
Eh. My brain's already done growing. But these muscles can always get bigger!! 💪🏼
Haha! You bet I do. Last time, the semifinal round lasted almost twenty minutes and I was so friggin hungry by the time I
[ L o a d i n g ]
... You wanna get dinner?
Together??
[ L o a d i n g ]
... You wanna get dinner?
Together??
Well….how about you meet me for dinner later? Sounds like you’ll have worked up an appetite!
[Let’s try this again. Caspar is adorable- plus he’s kind, and he’s strong. There’s no harm in seeing how this will go.]
[Let’s try this again. Caspar is adorable- plus he’s kind, and he’s strong. There’s no harm in seeing how this will go.]
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.]
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
September 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Haha! You bet I do. Last time, the semifinal round lasted almost twenty minutes and I was so friggin hungry by the time I
[ L o a d i n g ]
... You wanna get dinner?
Together??
[ L o a d i n g ]
... You wanna get dinner?
Together??
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.]
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
[He’s leaving…crap, what does she say?
Does she /want/ him to stay?]
Yeah, you’ve probably got loads of other stuff to get to, right?
[She laughs.]
Does she /want/ him to stay?]
Yeah, you’ve probably got loads of other stuff to get to, right?
[She laughs.]
Good, that's... that's good...
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.]
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
Reposted by Caspar von Bergliez
You loook like your dad
How'd that jockstrap rash taste?
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You loook like your dad
I feel different ._.
a man in a blue tank top is standing in front of a window with a sign that says zee5 download now
ALT: a man in a blue tank top is standing in front of a window with a sign that says zee5 download now
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I feel different ._.
STOOOOOP— AUGH, QUIT IT!!! 💢
IM NOT DONE WITH YOU
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
STOOOOOP— AUGH, QUIT IT!!! 💢
WHAT THE—?!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!!
𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!!
𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WHAT THE—?!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!!
𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!!
𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
HELL YEAH, BERNS!!! SHOVE HIS FACE IN THE DIRT!!!!
sink to a bottom of the ocean
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
HELL YEAH, BERNS!!! SHOVE HIS FACE IN THE DIRT!!!!
Huuuhuhuuuhu I know he can't taste shit
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Huuuhuhuuuhu I know he can't taste shit
You tell me, you're the Cheese Man.
…Cheese is good though?
. . . Cheese man.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You tell me, you're the Cheese Man.
. . . Cheese man.
. . . Bergliez
What's the matter? Feeling threatened? >:)
September 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
. . . Cheese man.
What's the matter? Feeling threatened? >:)
I will put another Caspar sized hole in the castle
Excuses, excuses...
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What's the matter? Feeling threatened? >:)
Good, that's... that's good...
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
[She turns to look at herself in the mirror, grinning again.]
Oh, this is perfect! It’ll make doing my hair and makeup so much easier. <3
[She’s twirling her hair around her finger.]
Oh, this is perfect! It’ll make doing my hair and makeup so much easier. <3
[She’s twirling her hair around her finger.]
Oh, you're welcome!
. . . . . ✈️
😀
. . . . . ✈️
😀
September 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Good, that's... that's good...
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
[Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......]
A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
Excuses, excuses...
I had duties to attend to Caspar
If you wanted her to ask you that bad, then you should've been at the training grounds. Sheesh...
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Excuses, excuses...
If you wanted her to ask you that bad, then you should've been at the training grounds. Sheesh...
. . Riiiiight
What?!
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
September 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you wanted her to ask you that bad, then you should've been at the training grounds. Sheesh...
Oh, you're welcome!
. . . . . ✈️
😀
. . . . . ✈️
😀
[Facepalm]
Yes, yes I am. And I appreciate you helping me, even though I could’ve moved the mirrors on my own.
Yes, yes I am. And I appreciate you helping me, even though I could’ve moved the mirrors on my own.
.
Aren't you a girl all the time?
Aren't you a girl all the time?
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh, you're welcome!
. . . . . ✈️
😀
. . . . . ✈️
😀
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Aren't you a girl all the time?
Aren't you a girl all the time?
September 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
.
Aren't you a girl all the time?
Aren't you a girl all the time?
Ohhh, okay. Who was helping you move stuff then?
[Probably Raphael. That guy could lift an ox without breaking a sweat!]
[Probably Raphael. That guy could lift an ox without breaking a sweat!]
Well I don’t want everything on one side, that would make it too jumbled up. I mostly like moving my bed and the furniture around it. That way it opens different parts of the room up each time.
[And, surprisingly, she does all of that herself.]
[And, surprisingly, she does all of that herself.]
Really??
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ohhh, okay. Who was helping you move stuff then?
[Probably Raphael. That guy could lift an ox without breaking a sweat!]
[Probably Raphael. That guy could lift an ox without breaking a sweat!]
Really??
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
[Gosh that’s cute, he’s so happy 🥺]
I like to rearrange my room fairly often, so you are more than welcome to come and lift weights in here.
[She laughs, and it’s genuine.]
I like to rearrange my room fairly often, so you are more than welcome to come and lift weights in here.
[She laughs, and it’s genuine.]
Ha! I pick heavy things up and put them back down for fun! This is a piece of cake 💪🏻
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Really??
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
[NEAT!]
Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
Dimitri's just jealous cause she didn't ask him. 😤
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dimitri's just jealous cause she didn't ask him. 😤
What?!
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
I fear she’s taking advantage of you
Well, she asked for help, so probably not.
September 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What?!
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
Well, she asked for help, so probably not.
Couldn’t she get it?
Yeah, I'd say it's pretty light... But that's cause I lift heavier stuff all the time.
September 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Well, she asked for help, so probably not.