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Caspar von Bergliez
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I'll kick anyone's ass!
I'll kick your ass!!
I'll kick your dog's ass!!!
I'll kick my own ass!!!! 💪🏼

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Multiship | 18+
Aaaand— git on over there!
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Yep.

Now scoot over. I'm gonna get even.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
>:|
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September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[Between gritted teeth]

Yeah, but we don't gotta tell the whole continent about it! 💢
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
YEAH THANKS A WHOLE LOT, YOU BUTT SNIFFER 💢
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
𝘠𝘰𝘶 let him put his face in your butt, then we'll see wh...

Wait no
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
.
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗙—

.

He touched my friggin butt.

With his FACE.
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I DON'T KNOW!! KILL HIM OR SOMETHING!
September 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
𝙉𝙊, 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙀!!! 💢💢💢💢💢
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
THE HELL YOU MEAN, "YEAH"?!? HE'S GONNA BITE ME!!
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pretty sure naming him after my pops was where we went wrong. Maybe he woulda been a little less, uh.... Bergliez?
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[mumble grumble]

yeah. ._.
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
B A B E.
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM