Sylvain José Gautier
@sonofgautier.bsky.social
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Oh! You know who I think deserves her share? Her governess!
[And Beyla starts screaming.]
[And Beyla starts screaming.]
We can save her some…but it certainly won’t be as warm and savory as it will be now.
[Edelgard can feel their toddler staring at her, but she just keeps her attention on Sylvain.]
[Edelgard can feel their toddler staring at her, but she just keeps her attention on Sylvain.]
She sure is!
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh! You know who I think deserves her share? Her governess!
[And Beyla starts screaming.]
[And Beyla starts screaming.]
Felix is a mean old bitch, pass it on
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Felix is a mean old bitch, pass it on
She sure is!
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
[Edelgard never likes to see her child upset—even /if/ she’s throwing a tantrum. She looked at Sylvain when he told her that they were the only two in the room.
What is he planning?]
Oh, silly me. I must have been hearing things. I remember now, Beyla is tucked away in bed.
What is he planning?]
Oh, silly me. I must have been hearing things. I remember now, Beyla is tucked away in bed.
[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She sure is!
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
[Then don't look at her. 😉]
Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.
"Buh– But..."
[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]
Since when is Dedue the handsome one?!?
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Since when is Dedue the handsome one?!?
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December 30, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Wow, look at you.
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wow, look at you.
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
[After Beyla is taken out of her arms, Edelgard feels lighter- both physically and mentally. Motherhood is equally rewarding as it is exhausting.
She was surprised when Sylvain turned around to kiss her. She stole a few more kisses before pulling away to look at Beyla.]
Now, what to do with you?
She was surprised when Sylvain turned around to kiss her. She stole a few more kisses before pulling away to look at Beyla.]
Now, what to do with you?
[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
But her father has other plans.]
With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.
[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]
[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
That’s right. Goblins don’t deserve cobbler, not until they learn to behave themselves.
[You can make your way back into her good graces, but you’ll have to work hard. She’s still rather annoyed, but seeing Sylvain with their daughter always warms her heart.]
[You can make your way back into her good graces, but you’ll have to work hard. She’s still rather annoyed, but seeing Sylvain with their daughter always warms her heart.]
[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.
[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]
[REEMERGES FROM THE GREENHOUSE WITH A BOOT HEEL COVERED IN PEGASUS DUNG.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢]
I'm gonna strangle her.
I'm gonna strangle her.
What if I just go back to my room and take a nap…? I sure am sleepy.
There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[REEMERGES FROM THE GREENHOUSE WITH A BOOT HEEL COVERED IN PEGASUS DUNG.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢]
I'm gonna strangle her.
I'm gonna strangle her.
[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
[By the time Edelgard reaches her husband, she gives him the /death/ glare.]
Are you just going to stand there or are you going to help me with o u r daughter??
[Oh, Sylvain. A grave mistake you’ve made.]
Are you just going to stand there or are you going to help me with o u r daughter??
[Oh, Sylvain. A grave mistake you’ve made.]
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]
I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.
[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]
Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.
There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
[She’s in the library now. No WAY he’d find her here.]
[WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE JUST—]
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
September 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.
I want you. . .
To tell me. . .
How that jockstrap rash tasted. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)
To tell me. . .
How that jockstrap rash tasted. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)
What do you want me to say
That's worse.
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I want you. . .
To tell me. . .
How that jockstrap rash tasted. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)
To tell me. . .
How that jockstrap rash tasted. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)
That's worse.
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That's worse.
Don't worry about it.
[SNIFF. SNIFFLIES. SNIFFLE.]
[SNIFF. SNIFFLIES. SNIFFLE.]
When did it start raining
.
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Don't worry about it.
[SNIFF. SNIFFLIES. SNIFFLE.]
[SNIFF. SNIFFLIES. SNIFFLE.]
How'd that jockstrap rash taste?
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How'd that jockstrap rash taste?
Color me surprised. Dimitri's a booty goblin. 🫣
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Color me surprised. Dimitri's a booty goblin. 🫣
... Guess we're not having peaches tonight.
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September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
... Guess we're not having peaches tonight.
[WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE JUST—]
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
[Hilda sees Sylvain run the other way and she lets out a big sigh.]
Phew!! Thanks, Gatekeeper! Knew I could count on you!
[She’s on the move again- but where will she go?]
Phew!! Thanks, Gatekeeper! Knew I could count on you!
[She’s on the move again- but where will she go?]
"YOU THERE! HALT!"
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
[WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE JUST—]
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢
"YOU THERE! HALT!"
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
[She might have told the Gatekeeper that she was hiding from someone.
He is supposed to keep a watchful eye.]
He is supposed to keep a watchful eye.]
AHA—a...?
.
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September 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"YOU THERE! HALT!"
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
[Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him]
🏃🏻♂️💨💨
[Oh boy, here he comes, right around the greenhouse~! 👁️👃🏻👁️]
You know I love it when you talk dirty ✨
[I wonder where he is…]
[I wonder where he is…]
[Just scared the shit out of some poor lady in the confessional booth.]
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...
September 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
[Oh boy, here he comes, right around the greenhouse~! 👁️👃🏻👁️]
[Just scared the shit out of some poor lady in the confessional booth.]
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...
[Wrong, buddy.
She’s at the fishing docks.]
Hopefully you’ll catch me soon~
She’s at the fishing docks.]
Hopefully you’ll catch me soon~
[CATHEDRAL SEX??? 👁️🫦👁️]
Oh, I pray I'm headed in the right direction~✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Oh, I pray I'm headed in the right direction~✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Just scared the shit out of some poor lady in the confessional booth.]
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...
Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...