dark past'd vampyre
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Dorian | he/him | 29
"No one could love a dark-past’d vampire like me."
Lady Macbeth's Husband's Boyfriend.
"No one could love a dark-past’d vampire like me."
Lady Macbeth's Husband's Boyfriend.
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wife forgot to refill my water dish before going on vacation :-(
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
wife forgot to refill my water dish before going on vacation :-(
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(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
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hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
Going to a new LARP this weekend wish me luck
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Going to a new LARP this weekend wish me luck
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
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The Sharmat being awoken by the Queen of Dawn and Dusk +azura portrait
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The Sharmat being awoken by the Queen of Dawn and Dusk +azura portrait
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My eyes began to hollow
My skin began to fade
What I thought was a night was a thousand years
What I thought was a sip was a thousand tears
But still, they said
Drink deep
My skin began to fade
What I thought was a night was a thousand years
What I thought was a sip was a thousand tears
But still, they said
Drink deep
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My eyes began to hollow
My skin began to fade
What I thought was a night was a thousand years
What I thought was a sip was a thousand tears
But still, they said
Drink deep
My skin began to fade
What I thought was a night was a thousand years
What I thought was a sip was a thousand tears
But still, they said
Drink deep
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good old rendering practice.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
good old rendering practice.
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Re: last re-post:
Yes.
Yes.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Re: last re-post:
Yes.
Yes.
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i haven’t been to new jersey, but this is what i imagine it’s like
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i haven’t been to new jersey, but this is what i imagine it’s like
Back up to my regular dose of anti-depressants now and like oh my god.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Back up to my regular dose of anti-depressants now and like oh my god.
Getting a weird headache but god is it worth it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Getting a weird headache but god is it worth it.
Great news everyone: I have medication again.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Great news everyone: I have medication again.
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
A lot of modes of transportation have songs about them. You wouldn’t think the funicular does too, but it does.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A lot of modes of transportation have songs about them. You wouldn’t think the funicular does too, but it does.
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Oh hold up—according to this quote-dunk I just saw, a random user of no particular public status or importance on this website said something really asinine two days ago! I better hurry up and quote-dunk them in case no one's said the response I thought of
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh hold up—according to this quote-dunk I just saw, a random user of no particular public status or importance on this website said something really asinine two days ago! I better hurry up and quote-dunk them in case no one's said the response I thought of
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Before they invented Coca-Cola you could be forced to buy someone just about anything if they jinxed you
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Before they invented Coca-Cola you could be forced to buy someone just about anything if they jinxed you
Can I be honest. I kind of wanted Zant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can I be honest. I kind of wanted Zant.
there was a period in my life where I was so lonely I couldn't even bear to watch a movie about people being friends because it was too painful
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
there was a period in my life where I was so lonely I couldn't even bear to watch a movie about people being friends because it was too painful
I found my weighted blanket : )
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I found my weighted blanket : )